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Danmark
Mar 1999 time: 06:30
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist
quote: and you think a blonde girl knows how to do dishes? |
Yes. Racist. |
Reminds me of a story my granddad used to tell,
On an otherwise deserted beach, a man is enjoying the ocean and general quiet from the sand dunes a little back from the water, when he suddenly sees a woman in a bathing robe walking on the beach towards the water.
Her long blonde hair is blowing in the wind, and despite the bathing robe, he can sense her beautiful figure, so he gets out his binoculars to take a closer look.
Meanwhile the woman, having reached the water, starts to slowly undress, and turns around to place the bathing robe in the sand. Completely naked, she turns and runs into the uncoming waves. Naturally, the guy in the dunes is unable to take his eyes from her, overcome by the joy of seeing her female curves diving and resurfacing from the water.
Suddenly, she spots him, runs to get her robe and proceeds to confront him: "You've got some nerve secretly watching me like that, Mister. You're not a genuine gentleman!" The man replies: "I'm sorry Miss, and you're right, I'm not a genuine gentleman. But then you're not a genuine blonde.."
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Lancer
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Oregon Coast, USA! or Bohol, Philippines!
Apr 1999 time: 05:30
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quote: Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
Agreed
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