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Prince
Montréal, Québec
Mar 2002
time: 00:35
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The engrish thread Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

How about a engrish thread folks? From Team America. Imagine Kim Jon Ill singing. Poor thing...

quote:
I'm So Ronery Lyrics
I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard and I'm physicarry fit
But nobody here seems to rearize that
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery

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Prince
Montréal, Québec
Mar 2002
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Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

This one come from Engrish.com

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Prince
Montréal, Québec
Mar 2002
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Increase Your PM Length

Another one...

http://www.engrish.com/recent_detail.php?imagename=brack-people.jpg&category=Toiletries&date=2005-05-10
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Prince
Montréal, Québec
Mar 2002
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Damn thing doesn't work. Here it is...

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Victor Galis is offline Victor Galis
Emperor
in exile
Jul 1999
time: 00:35
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This one is not that funny, but just in an unexpected location (in the US).

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King
<--- Yes, It's a "kitty" in a boot.
Feb 2000
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I like this:

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Prince
Montréal, Québec
Mar 2002
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Another one

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King
Columbia Heights, Washington D.C.
Jul 1999
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Here's and example of Engrish I received from the gf via text message:

I JUST GOT A FLAPPUCCINO!!!
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Prince
Montréal, Québec
Mar 2002
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Emperor
Taehan Mingook
Jan 1970
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That's a very very bad take of a Korean accent. Koreans really aren't that bad with r's and l's.

It should go something like this:

Daerusu no un
Juseotu me onli
Siting on my litu-ul turon
I worku beri hardu aendu maku up goreatu pulansu
But nobodi lisutunsu, no one undersutanodsu
Simsu datu no un takusu mi seriousuli
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King
A Yankee living in Shanghai
Apr 1999
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Two days ago I saw a bi-lingual advertisement, in Chinese it said "fang ma guo lai" (something like "Bring it on!"). Under that, translated in English, it said:

"Put horses!"
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Prince
The Taste of Japan
Sep 2000
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Our school has a slogan. "The early bird catches the warm."
Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
Emperor
of Schmooism
Feb 2001
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quote:
 Originally posted by mindseye
Two days ago I saw a bi-lingual advertisement, in Chinese it said "fang ma guo lai" (something like "Bring it on!"). Under that, translated in English, it said:

"Put horses!"


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King
Columbia Heights, Washington D.C.
Jul 1999
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