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CPA - Evil Clone brigade
Nov 2001
time: 06:34
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* Clone Point appears on all the Holo-TVs of the Galaxy for his intronisation speech. He wears his luxury schmock, and broadcasts from his personal Lab in Neo-Biolab-Prime
My dear humans,
I, Clone Point, Overlord of the galaxy, proclaim a great Golden Age for our species, following the end of the war. Our race will now know enlightenment and progress unlimited, according to these principles:
1. Mankind's greatest aim will now be SCIENCE! Every human will now contribute to this new great age of enlightenment by whatever means he can 
2. We will score a great victory against starvation, disease, disability and old age. Never again will these woes plague our race
3. Wars and conflicts will soon be outright impossible, for we shalle bridge our differences, and emphasise our commonalities
My dear humans, despite the destruction, this war has brought us a great opportunity to change our race.
For the better.
Forever.
For SCIENCE! 
Last edited by Spiffor on 27-06-2005 at 01:11
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Spiffor
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CPA - Evil Clone brigade
Nov 2001
time: 06:34
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* Now that the broadcast is finished, Clone Point turns to his aides
1. Aide "Jamski": send in the Harvester Troopers. My experiences will need a fresh supply of people to experiment on. I want 2,058,963 males and 3,058,457 females for next week's experiments. Of course, as they're expandable, make sure that there are enough births in the galaxy to offset this loss.
2. Aide "BioDoveOfPeaceAndLove". I want you and your services to round up all the sick, the old, and the disabled of the galaxy to Neo-ATACATAC. We will experiment on them how we can fight against old-age, how we can fight their illnesses, and how we can make their body function with fewer nutriments. SCIENCE! will score a great victory against these woes
3. Aide "Doctor Point": Start the "Genesis" project. As you know, the "Genesis" project is about retro-engineering humans so that all of mankind becomes exactly identical in the coming two generation. I count on you to initiate the project.
* The aides leave, to do their job. Clone Point is now alone.
As for me... It's now time for me to create clones of the olds overlords, using this Obediance Gene I have experimented on... These clones will obey my every whim, and they'll help me manage my empire. Soon, ALL OF MANKIND will have the Obedience Gene, and there will be NO ONE to oppose the glorious march of SCIENCE!
* Manical laughter
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Jaguar
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Montgomery County, MD
Apr 2000
time: 00:34
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A figure kneels, meditating, in the West Chapel of the partially-built Guinness Cathedral in JEBUS III.
"Father Banobi, we will fight them, won't we?" asks a young member of the congregation. "This isn't the end, is it?"
"No, the crusade never ends. This is merely the beginning."
And with those words, Father Banobi gathered the folds of his robes, and walked down the nave and out the doors, to a brighter tomorrow.
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Atragon
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Darnit.
Shotgun Dr. Point. (the original, not the clone.)
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Atragon
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Perhaps an alliance between the true forces of Science and Religion?
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