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So I was walking down the down the street one day, dressed in a designer suit and black sunglasses.
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Then as i passed a poor imigrant in the street i felt sorry for him and.........
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"Pimp Dan", they called me, a fine looking playa with the smooth touch with the ladies.

Until today, that was...
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i gave him a piece of my gum and said....
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" Buddy, can I spare you a dime ?"
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"Don't worry, it's only been used once already."

So, about the ladies...
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I love to give them a...
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nice and long...
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hard time, if you know what I mean.
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The ladies say they'd rather have mint juleps
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Fingering my largest gold medallion, I couldn't help but look back at the day I met the fine looking Stella... and her finer-looking sister, Ella.
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oh yes stella and ella what a pair those were...
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"She-it, you a fine lookin' thang!" I told Stella when I met her... "Turn around so I can get me a view of that fine booty." That's when I saw Ella... from the rear.
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it was liquid!
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always trying to bring the capitalist system down, as they were from rusia....
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Now Ella was a librarian, but don't let her profession fool you.
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she really was a stripteasing drug dealer
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Now Ella was a librarian, but don't let her profession fool you.


Not with a booty like that!

(perhaps we should quote whom we're replying)?
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Not with a booty like that!

(perhaps we should quote whom we're replying)?


all of a sudden i wake up out of my daydreaming because of the lightpost i walked against, are you ok sir? i hear behind me...
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all of a sudden i wake up out of my daydreaming because of the lightpost i walked against, are you ok sir? i hear behind me...


I turn at the suspiciously familiar voice... it's Vladimir Putin! With Stella and Ella hanging from his arms!
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I turn at the suspiciously familiar voice... it's Vladimir Putin! With Stella and Ella hanging from his arms!


I hadnt recognised him at first as that begger in the street.....
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I hadnt recognised him at first as that begger in the street.....


But when he poked me with his broken-down K.G.B. umbrella, lodging a ricin laden pellet in my leg....
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But when he poked me with his broken-down K.G.B. umbrella, lodging a ricin laden pellet in my leg....


I recognized his mistake as I lay dying.

"I'm not GeorgeW... I'm DanS!" I gasped with my final breath...

As I slid into unconsciousness, the last thing I heard was "There's a difference?"

Three days later I woke up...
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I recognized his mistake as I lay dying.

"I'm not GeorgeW... I'm DanS!" I gasped with my final breath...

As I slid into unconsciousness, the last thing I heard was "There's a difference?"

Three days later I woke up...



...as I blearily surveyed my surroundings, I realized I had ended up in the Fez Gender Reassignment Clinic in Morocco...
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"I've got a bad feeling about this..."
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"I've got a bad feeling about this..."


said a newly female version of Harrison Ford, waking up blearily on the bed next to me. "But I have an idea..."
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said a newly female version of Harrison Ford, waking up blearily on the bed next to me. "But I have an idea..."



" It's a film set in a galaxy, far far away, with a giant hairy creature named after a hole in Somerset, where Lazarus and the Gimp lives...
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... with the Gimpette and the little Gimps."
 
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