09-06-2005 03:11									#31
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Crap.

Christ- write a singles ad, or something. You can string a few words together, so just slap together someting warm and witty and they'll come swarming.

	09-06-2005 03:30									#32
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Before you leave to go out lookin' for love do a couple things. #1, engage in a little self love. Orgasms produce testosterone, which increases confidence.

No details, please

quote: #2, roar! I mean really roar, like a lion or bear, you're gonna go out and kick some ****ing ass!

I guess that it is needed to silece those 220 lb chicks from tractor factory 14.

quote: #3 when you leave, play a motivating theme in your head, but just use your name as the lyrics.

Somehow I don't think that Internationale get you laid.

	09-06-2005 04:20									#33
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Maybe you shouldn't watch so much friends

	09-06-2005 04:53									#34
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I'm not so sure if its a good idea to ask for love advice on the internet, you'll get such a heap of often contradictory advice ("don't behave like that, that and that, do behave like that that and that, but above all stay yourself!") that it tends to paralyse you more than anything else.

	09-06-2005 05:26									#35
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I thought Brazilians were having sex all the time.

	09-06-2005 05:28									#36
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I thought all Brazillian women were extremely hot and that they out numbered men like 6 to 1.

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	09-06-2005 05:31									#37
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Yup and they are running around in bikinis so small that you can keep a dozen spares in a band aid can.

	09-06-2005 07:04									#38
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Che's dating advice is plagiarized from the Farrelly brothers.

How did a nice lass like Bunnygrrl ever fall for that?

	09-06-2005 07:06									#39
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"Che's dating advice is plagiarized from the Farrelly brothers."

Is it really? I thought it was a bit absurd, even for che.

	09-06-2005 07:39									#40
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This thread is hilarious.

*Plays Michael Jackson's "You are not alone.*

Good luck Alex.

	09-06-2005 09:02									#41
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara I swear it seems silly, and you'll laugh your ass off and feel like a goof doing it, but it really improves your mood and your self-confidence. I do it before every interview (at home, of course). What do you think battle cries are? SPOON!

Gosh, you're making me think of the old Saturday Night Live skits about the wild and crazy guys from Czechoslovakia played by Steve Martin and Dan Akroyd.

	09-06-2005 09:10									#42
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quote: #3 when you leave, play a motivating theme in your head, but just use your name as the lyrics.

"Agathon in a Coma" by the Smiths

	09-06-2005 12:00									#43
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Great thread guys. I don't care where Che got that advice, it is priceless. Just whack off mate, while screaming the lyrics of your favorite song. Might as well take down all the shades and open the windows...never can tell what might interest the desperate housewives along the street.

	09-06-2005 12:38									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Alex I think it is a mix of everything everyone mentioned: low self-esteem, lost the hang of the dating game and I haven't really tried hard enough. I could go to a strip club, or something like this, but then this wouldn't really help. It's easy to have sex if you have money. But I want something more. The problem is that I haven't yet found an interesting woman. So I guess I'll have to make do with whatever is available on the market. We all need sex after all.

Heck yeah dude. I agree man. I'm kinda in that area right now.

Sex and Love are two entirely different things for me. They converged once, but things didn't work out...they haven't converged since.

	09-06-2005 14:48									#45
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Alex,

Several things:

1. Have an interest or hobby you are serious about. If you don't, cultivate one.

2. As I have suggested many times before - become a volunteer for a worthy cause. Red Cross, Oxfam, AI, Green Peace, or even your local library. You get to help people and meet nice women at the same time.

3. Don't think about your situation. See 1.

4. If you are out of shape, get back in shape.

5. Do you love yourself and take care of yourself? If not, start at home.
5a. Knowing cooking helps.

Soon you will have tons of women hitting on you

	09-06-2005 18:21									#46
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quote: Originally posted by Alex June 12th is Valentine's Day here in Brazil. (yeah, I know...) And suddenly I feel horribly awkward and displaced because I don't have a girlfriend. Since I divorced my wife I've been alone. I mean, really alone. So alone that it hurts. Why can't I find a girlfriend? I'm not an ugly guy (some people even say that I'm good-looking and attractive). I'm not unemployed. I'm not a nerd who spends all of his free time in front of the computer playing Civ (well, just a little ). I like to go out with friends. So, what's wrong with me?

Nothing. Maybe you've fallen under the temporary perception that "girls are more trouble than fun". Maybe it has to do with previous hurtful situation. Once you escape from the perception all will be good. I have often noticed how some guys put too much importance in having a girlfriend, relationship that it either paralyses them or renders them obsessive with that idea.
Halaraaaaaa Relax and always think what makes you have fun with a girl, if you're nothaving fun it's not worth it. Too much empathy is bad, you end with the short stick. Plus there's very slim chances that when you'll get with a girl you'll be in love. That may come or not. It will just be lust, excitement of something new. So don't make a big production of it because most probably it won't be. See if you're having fun with a girl, if you do go on if not arivederzi bella ciao see you later a tout allers

	09-06-2005 19:29									#47
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quote: Originally posted by Capt Dizle Great thread guys. I don't care where Che got that advice, it is priceless. Just whack off mate, while screaming the lyrics of your favorite song. Might as well take down all the shades and open the windows.

	09-06-2005 19:33									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Che's dating advice is plagiarized from the Farrelly brothers.

Not quite. In Something About Mary the main character is advised to whack off before going out on a date so that he'll already have gotten off, and thus not be anxious about whether he'll get any sex all evening, thus making him relax and better able to woo Mary.

The opposite is actually true. The more sex you have, the more you want. Whenever you have an orgasm, small amounts of testosterone are released. Among other thngs, testosterone produces confidence.

The male bull shark produces more testosterone than any animal on the planet, which is why they are so damned aggressive.

	09-06-2005 19:34									#49
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Oh, here's some more advice since you are divorced like me. Don't talk to your exwife on the phone. Have as little to do with her as possible. She will just make you feel like ****. Don't compare how well she is doing to how well you are doing. You will always think you are doing worse, because of your insecurities, and it's pointless.

	09-06-2005 19:34									#50
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I thought you had her over the barrel. How'd you end up paying for her rent?

	09-06-2005 19:40									#51
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You're never alone with a conjoined twin.

	09-06-2005 20:13									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Alex It's easy to have sex if you have money. But I want something more.

You want it free , don't you ?

	09-06-2005 20:16									#53
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TANSTAAFL.

	09-06-2005 20:19									#54
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara I thought you had her over the barrel. How'd you end up paying for her rent?

My name was on the lease, and my mother is the cosigner. She couldn't pay, and I didn't want to ruin my mom's credit (actually my mom would have made me pay it). The lease is over now though. She got a bunch of back pay from welfare, but she didn't pay me back for the rent.

	09-06-2005 21:26									#55
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quote: Maybe you shouldn't watch so much friends

You do have a point.

quote: I thought Brazilians were having sex all the time.

Certainly not me.

quote: they are running around in bikinis so small that you can keep a dozen spares in a band aid can.

the bikinis are so small that it makes everything even worse ("OMG look at that!").

quote: Sex and Love are two entirely different things for me. They converged once, but things didn't work out...they haven't converged since.

They're different things to me too. Of course, it's great when they converge, but even if they don't, well... we all need sex.

quote: 4. If you are out of shape, get back in shape.

That's what I'm going to do.

quote: Maybe you've fallen under the temporary perception that "girls are more trouble than fun". Maybe it has to do with previous hurtful situation. Once you escape from the perception all will be good.

Nah, girls are never more trouble than fun. I'm just not trying hard enough. Either that or I have to bathe more often.

quote: Oh, here's some more advice since you are divorced like me. Don't talk to your exwife on the phone. Have as little to do with her as possible. She will just make you feel like ****. Don't compare how well she is doing to how well you are doing. You will always think you are doing worse, because of your insecurities, and it's pointless.

Very very true. Last time I talked to her (it was on MSN) she said that her new boyfriend can do lots of things, if you know what I mean. I didn't know if I wanted to strangle her or to kill myself.

quote: You want it free , don't you ?

Sex is never free. If you don't pay directly to a hooker, then you end up spending money anyway (dinner, presents, this kind of thing).

	09-06-2005 21:34									#56
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quote: Originally posted by Alex Very very true. Last time I talked to her (it was on MSN) she said that her new boyfriend can do lots of things, if you know what I mean. I didn't know if I wanted to strangle her or to kill myself.

Man that sucks. What a *****! Hang in there and don't associate with her. She just said that to hurt you obviously.

	09-06-2005 21:38									#57
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Just remember, your first marriage is for training purposes.

	09-06-2005 21:41									#58
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	09-06-2005 21:43									#59
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Brazilian women are way hotter than Filipinas.

	09-06-2005 22:00									#60
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I have no idea about that/don't care.

However, they aren't hot for Alex, that's the problem.