10-06-2005 05:47									#1
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I have cheap crappy tequila what should I mix it with?

This doesn't really require backstory but I will tell it.

So I am a technician in my school's theater (was actually I just graduated) During our production of Mame, a rather foolish actor was drinking during the show and got caught. In a fearful rush hehanded he alcohol off to his best friend. There was an investigation of sorts and his friend fell under suspicion. I thus became the holder of some very tasty vodka, and some very cheap and extremely sh!tty tequila.

I had the Vodka with lemonade and enjoyed it.

The tequila is another story.

It goes down about as smooth as a cat's tongue, and tastes like fermented p!ss.

I tried mixing half the bottle with root beer which tastes liek crap, and now I have a little more than half a bottle left.

What should I mix it with to make it a more pleasruable quaff?

	10-06-2005 05:48									#2
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You should use it to strip the paint off of old trucks.

	10-06-2005 05:50									#3
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Seriously, consider making tequila sunrises with it. That should signifiantly mask the taste of cheap tequila.

	10-06-2005 05:51									#4
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Drink some of it pure, and you won't care about taste anymore.

	10-06-2005 06:15									#5
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Yeah, I guess the taste of vomit mixed with pure tequila would be pretty good.

	10-06-2005 06:16									#6
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You could notice the difference?

	10-06-2005 06:17									#7
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how do you make sunrises?/dp

	10-06-2005 06:20									#8
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Being bipolar you should mix it with Lithium and Prozac.

	10-06-2005 06:34									#9
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Tequila Sunrise

1.5 ounces tequila

Dash of Grenadine

4.5 ounces orange juice

Shake tequila and orange juice with cracked ice; strain into a tall glass filled with ice. Pour grenadine over top of drink and let it trickle down through the drink, creating the sunrise.

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	10-06-2005 06:37									#10
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is the grenadine necessary?
can it be purchased by minors?

	10-06-2005 06:46									#11
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Grendine is necessary and it is not alcoholic, so yes you can buy it.

Here are some more tequila drinks. Basically, you want some heavy and flavorful liquids to overwhelm the crappiness of the tequila.

http://www.itequila.org/cocktails.htm

	10-06-2005 06:49									#12
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minors drinking alcohol

(j/k)

	10-06-2005 06:54									#13
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18+ w/ alcohol & responsible hzbits

some girl was killed on her way to the "senior all night" (the all night drinking and drugs free safe on prom night party) by a 22yr old drunk driver. This was less than an hour after she graduated.

	10-06-2005 09:42									#14
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Vital ingredients:

An empty stomach
A Jar of salt
A Bowl of Lemons
A bottle of Tequila
A packet of paracetemol
Private Health Insurance

	10-06-2005 09:44									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Dracon II Vital ingredients: An empty stomach A Jar of salt A Bowl of Lemons A bottle of Tequila A packet of paracetemol Private Health Insurance

Tylenol for us Americans.

ACK!

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Drink some fermented piss, then go back to the
cheap crappy tequila.

	10-06-2005 11:12									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Tuberski Tylenol for us Americans. ACK!

Yeah well I've upgraded to Zoloft Tequila shots anyway....

YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!! *Dracon straddles the nuclear weapon as it is released from the B52*

(Not true. I don't take zoloft anymore because it turned me into a zombie... I deal with my problems normally now).

	10-06-2005 13:01									#18
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I suggest jungle juice. We used to collect all the shitty liquor (cheap sugar based tiquila, Lucky's Charcoal filtered Vodka, Early Time Whiskey, and other filth) pour it into a 5 gal water cooler bottle until between 1/3 to 1/2 full, dump in 3-5 pounds of sugar, cut up all the fruit you can find then dump it in, dump in a bottle of tang fruit punch mix, then top off the 5 gal bottle with water. It is best served cold so some people put a **** load of ice in the jug before topping it off with water.

Sugary sweet & ****s you up so it is best given to chicks then enjoy the sloppy make out sessions.

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quote: Originally posted by Dracon II (Not true. I don't take zoloft anymore because it turned me into a zombie... I deal with my problems normally now).

Binge drinking and blaming it on your parents?

	10-06-2005 14:09									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin Binge drinking and blaming it on your parents?

There is drinking involved... but I've never been a binge drinker (by Australian standards anyway )

But really... I think these anti-depressants are overprescribed. I still get depressed and anxious... but I've managed to recognize these episodes as psychological, and thus I'm able to get on with my life.

The big thing is that Zoloft didn't make me feel better... I lost my sense of humour... I wasn't depressed but I was very very boring, flat, and unenthusiastic.

	10-06-2005 14:15									#21
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Tequila?

Ok, shredded lemons should do the trick. If you got some Li Hi Mui powder, that get's the edge off of it. If nothing else, salt and lime, but tequila is the 'wild mans' drink.

Don't drink it unless you want a memorable night.

Or punchy-ness. Tequila messes with you, but it's a kicka** party drink.

Take it easy, bro.

	10-06-2005 14:27									#22
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Anybody have any creative uses for clear or spiced rum?

My friend and I do the Roman Coke thing which is nice (especially in his hot tub b/c you don't notice how drunk you are until you really begin to go over the line).

It's ok to do shots, and we already have the internet and abartending book so all of the traditional recipes are covered. Does anybody have any recipes they'd like to share?

	10-06-2005 14:55									#23
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quote: Originally posted by bipolarbear Yeah, I guess the taste of vomit mixed with pure tequila would be pretty good.

You need to practice boozing.

	10-06-2005 19:29									#24
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I think if it you didnt drink alcohol you wouldnt have this problem.

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quote: Originally posted by Dracon II The big thing is that Zoloft didn't make me feel better... I lost my sense of humour... I wasn't depressed but I was very very boring, flat, and unenthusiastic.

That's funny. Zoloft made me think I could take on the world.

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quote: Originally posted by Space05us I think if it you didnt drink alcohol you wouldnt have this problem.

OTOH, he might've been like you.

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quote: Originally posted by bipolarbear I had the Vodka with lemonade and enjoyed it.

Barbarian.

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Vodka should only be mixed with Kool-Aide

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Acceptable vodka drinks:

Vodka martini (any kind)
White Russian
Bloody Mary
Vodka Cran
Vodka Tonic
Straight up

	10-06-2005 20:38									#30
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vodka collins