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Sirotnikov is offline Sirotnikov
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Feb 2000
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Ever left home thinking you've forgot something? Suffering from ads?

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Man missing penis strolls Jerusalem


Paramedics rush man to hospital, where he is listed in stable condition; police unable to recover severed member
By Doron Sheffer

JERUSALEM - Jerusalem police officers and paramedics thought they have seen it all.

But nothing could prepare them for what they encountered on Stern Street in Jerusalem’s Kiryat Yovel neighborhood: a young man walking around naked, bleeding from his nether regions.

When they approached the 23-year-old man, they were horrified to discover that the man’s penis had been severed.

It remains unclear whether the man cut off his own penis or whether another party inflicted the injury.

“He was completely indifferent (to his situation), fully consciousness and in stable condition,” Magen David Adom paramedic Matan Morad told Ynet.

“He climbed into the ambulance of his own free will," Morad said. "It was clear that he had lost blood, but not in large quantities. We have never encountered anything like this before.”

The man was rushed to Hadassah Ein Karem Hospital.

Police and Magen David Adom teams scoured the area for the severed penis but failed to locate it.

Should the penis be found eventually, doctors would consider reattaching it, hospital sources said.

Dr Strangelove is offline Dr Strangelove
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Bummer. This story brings back bad memories. A few years back my older brother made a suicide attempt. Afterwards he lost his position as an Emergrency Physician and was forced to work in another town, 60 miles away. For about a year he made an attempt to stay in touch with me, but eventually he became less accessible. One summer day I received a call from his wife asking me to have him committed to a mental institution, on the claim that he had castrated himself and had left her and his job. I made a frenzied effort to locate him, calling his old boss, his psychiatrist, and the police. Eventually he showed up; it turned out that he had left his wife for another woman, and that she was reacting to the insult. She even managed to talk her psychologist into backing up the bogus story of my brother's self-mutilation.

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Wow. I mean, I forgot the baby was on top of the roof of my car once, but this is just ... wow.

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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I get that feeling all the time, but to this date I have never forgotten my penis before I have left the house. That is truly disturbing...

DeathByTheSword is offline DeathByTheSword
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i didnt forget to wear underwear ones...

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damn did it again....but atleast the captain is still attached

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It's like one of those dreams where you go to work and you find you're naked/still in your nightclothes and you never realised until that point...

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