14-06-2005 23:11									#1
	MJ's Porn collection and the trial Support Apolyton, buy Alpha Centauri

The most embarassing part of this whole thing for Michael jackson must be that the whole world gets to look at his porn collection.
I mean could you imagine being on trial with your family in the courtroom while they show everybody what kind of porn you masturbate to? I would be squirming in my seat if I was Michael or his Mom.

	14-06-2005 23:37									#2
	Remove this text

I hear it was just a few magazines. I could deal with my magazines being showed. I haven't looked at porno magazines in like 10 years.

images on my hard drive would be more difficult to explain. I have a section of weird stuff. They don't really turn me on, but I find them fascinating. basically women putting unusual or large object into... you know.

	15-06-2005 01:36									#3
	Browse Apolyton AD-FREE

TM-****in'-I, Diss!

	15-06-2005 01:36									#4
	Support Apolyton, buy Call to Power 2

How many Michael Jackson threads do we need?


Cause I can contribute in making the tenth one if we need another one.

	15-06-2005 02:03									#5
	Got spare money?

quote: Originally posted by MrFun How many Michael Jackson threads do we need? Cause I can contribute in making the tenth one if we need another one.

go ahead, if you dare.

	15-06-2005 02:29									#6
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

Anyone wanna bet there's MJ-on-boy fanfiction porn out there?

	15-06-2005 02:30									#7
	Get a bigger avatar today!

ewww

	15-06-2005 02:40									#8
	Re: MJ's Porn collection and the trial Enter the AD-FREE zone

quote: Originally posted by Pax I would be squirming in my seat if I was Michael or his Mom.

Wouldn't this be true even without the porn thing? I was freaked out just at the sleeps-with-little-boys, transmutes-his-own-flesh, whispers-like-a-schoolgirl stuff. You must have a high tolerance for weirdness if this is what it takes to make you uncomfortable with Mr. One Glove. Speaking of which...no, no, I'd better refrain from making the obvious joke about the glove. I'll just ask: how many threads containing the word "porn" in their title can we have on this forum?

	15-06-2005 02:42									#9
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization III: Complete

quote: Originally posted by Dissident go ahead, if you dare.

The last time I made a copycat thread, Ming sent me a nice little mafia note.

	15-06-2005 02:56									#10
	Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

quote: Originally posted by MrFun The last time I made a copycat thread, Ming sent me a nice little mafia note.

Whatever he's offering, I'll double it.

	15-06-2005 02:57									#11
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

quote: Originally posted by MrFun The last time I made a copycat thread, Ming sent me a nice little mafia note.

R, R, or be R.

	15-06-2005 03:11									#12
	Put an end to popups!

quote: Originally posted by Jaguar R, R, or be R.

I never understood that.

It should be "Read and Respond..."

Otherwise reading it is enough to avoid restriction.

(ten bucks I get one for posting this)

	15-06-2005 03:33									#13
	Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

quote: Originally posted by Dissident I hear it was just a few magazines. I could deal with my magazines being showed. I haven't looked at porno magazines in like 10 years. images on my hard drive would be more difficult to explain. I have a section of weird stuff. They don't really turn me on, but I find them fascinating. basically women putting unusual or large object into... you know.

See, what if you met an untimely (or timely, I don't know your circumstances ) tomorrow and your family looked through your belongings,and looked at your computer. Your poor mom, her son's dead, and she looks at your computer for whatever reason, maybe to send emails to your contacts about your tragic death, and she sees that stuff. Do you really want your heartbroken mother thinking that her dead son was attracted to furries and insertion porn (thinking that's maybe why you never provided her with a grandchild)? Do you want that?

	15-06-2005 05:33									#14
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization 2

She'd be like

"Look at all this porn... tsk, tsk, tsk. Let's see... 'bookmarks'... what have we here? 'Apolyton?!?' My son visited Apolyton?! Where did I go wrong, God?? Please, tell me: WHERE DID I GO SO WRONG THAT HE'D HAVE TO RESORT TO APOLYTON!!!!??!"

Sure you wanna do that to your mother, Diss?

	15-06-2005 07:01									#15
	Increase Your PM Length

quote: Originally posted by Agathon I never understood that. It should be "Read and Respond..." Otherwise reading it is enough to avoid restriction. (ten bucks I get one for posting this)

Spoken like a man who has received one before.

	15-06-2005 07:14									#16
	Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

quote: Originally posted by JohnT She'd be like "Look at all this porn... tsk, tsk, tsk. Let's see... 'bookmarks'... what have we here? 'Apolyton?!?' My son visited Apolyton?! Where did I go wrong, God?? Please, tell me: WHERE DID I GO SO WRONG THAT HE'D HAVE TO RESORT TO APOLYTON!!!!??!" Sure you wanna do that to your mother, Diss?

	15-06-2005 07:21									#17
	Get a bigger avatar today!

quote: Originally posted by JohnT She'd be like "Look at all this porn... tsk, tsk, tsk. Let's see... 'bookmarks'... what have we here? 'Apolyton?!?' My son visited Apolyton?! Where did I go wrong, God?? Please, tell me: WHERE DID I GO SO WRONG THAT HE'D HAVE TO RESORT TO APOLYTON!!!!??!" Sure you wanna do that to your mother, Diss?

Marvelous.

	15-06-2005 17:27									#18
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Thanks.

I see that Kuci even sigged it.