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Lancer is offline Lancer
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Apr 1999
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I'm wearing a woman's blouse. Increase Your PM Length

Valet/Drivers got our new shirts for summer today. Our manager is all proud of herself that she saved $ by getting womens blouse shirts for everyone. Kinda like normal shirts, but the sleeves are elbow length and there are no pockets.

Suddenly today I realized my shoes don't match my outfit.

Actually I'll not take off my jacket all summer long, if I'm stuck in this job.



I gotta get outa this chickenshit outfit. My security test is on the 23rd. If you pray, please do.

blah...
DerSchwarzfalke is offline DerSchwarzfalke
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At least it's not a bro.
Lancer is offline Lancer
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a bro?
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Pictures?
Lancer is offline Lancer
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"Pictures?"

Yeah, that's going to happen.
Zkribbler is offline Zkribbler
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Let us pray for the security job.

If that fails, you have two choices:

(a) wear those leather wrist straps with iron spikes protruding all around to show you're a manly man.

(b) mutter to your boss's boss sometime, "I can't believe she put the men in women's blouses. We valets are the first thing the customers see when they pull up. What will they think of this place?"

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At least it's not a bro.


It's not a bro! It's a mansierre!!

Agathon is offline Agathon
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Enforced transvesticism? Write your local Republican.

Lancer is offline Lancer
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"(b) mutter to your boss's boss sometime, "I can't believe she put the men in women's blouses. We valets are the first thing the customers see when they pull up. What will they think of this place?" "

I think they're after the gay business.

No actually, this is horrible. Damnit, I'm a veteran!

...and NOT navy btw.
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Enforced transvesticism? Write your local Republican.


I'm not sure if those still exist around Oregon.
Lancer is offline Lancer
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"Enforced transvesticism? Write your local Republican. "

Yeah, I guess this means I'll have to become a democrat.

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Yeah, I guess this means I'll have to become a democrat.


Agathon is offline Agathon
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"Enforced transvesticism? Write your local Republican. "

Yeah, I guess this means I'll have to become a democrat.


Hey, you wear a blouse Chegitz was wearing a dress. Between you both, someone has serious issues.

PS. Can we have a piccy of you and the blouse

PPS. Reminds me of "Slap Shot".

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Why hasn't anyone remarked that perhaps he is just a big woman's blouse?
Lancer is offline Lancer
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Zkrib's dream come true.

"Hey, you wear a blouse Chegitz was wearing a dress. Between you both, someone has serious issues.

PS. Can we have a piccy of you and the blouse"

For Che it's ok, as he goes both ways (communist and free enterprise)

A piccy is out of the question, just not going to happen, uh uh, no way.

"Why hasn't anyone remarked that perhaps he is just a big woman's blouse?"

Thankfully nobody has suggested THAT.

Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
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The question is, have you ever worn a bra on your head?
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charly murphey vs prince in basketball. Shirts vs Blouses... crazy cats!
DerSchwarzfalke is offline DerSchwarzfalke
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"That's game ... blouses."
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Eh. I had to wear the women's uniform at Tim Hortons (a coffee and donuts fast food thing) for ages. Main difference was the alignment of the buttons and the translucency of the material.
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quote:
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Chegitz was wearing a dress.


Skirt, not dress.
Lancer is offline Lancer
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Well Ben Kenobi and I just arrainged a meet here at my place in Oregon, so I guess he'll see me in my blouse.
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Tired of ads?

Great, you just had to warn Boris.

Yep, I'm headed to Portland for a wedding, and then going to spend a few days with Lancer before going back to Canada.
Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Clearly, Lancer is gonna turn gay.
Zkribbler is offline Zkribbler
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Put an end to popups!

Naw, Dolores won't let him.
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It is annoying to have to button it backwards

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Fashion history trivia: Once upon a time, all shirts, coats, etc. were buttoned on the side now used by women. The side for buttons were first switched for men on their jackets, so that swords could be drawn with one hand while unbucking the coat with the other.

En garde!

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I had always heard that the buttons on women's blouses were backwards so men wouldn't have problems undoing them.

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Yeah, it's a royal pain in the ass getting to my sword these days.

Ben, what doust thou drinkest or art thou a grapejuicer? I like a glass of red or two, but I can get your favorite beer in if you warn me. What'll it be pal?
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Fundies like Ben surely prefer red wine.
 
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