20-06-2005 16:59									#1
	Best troll I've seen in a while. Suffering from ads?

I admit that I don't have the energy, desire, or free time to come up with a troll like this but my hat is still off to the man. This was artfully executed and a real treat to read.



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	20-06-2005 17:33									#2
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What energy and free time ? He only had to post 11 times and the thread are still rolling after 1 ½ month. One of them even claims that he has reported him to FBI

	20-06-2005 18:44									#3
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Now, that is a good example of the benefits to having the posts numbered here in Apolyton.

Another good troll, this time at the IMDB in regards to an unmade Tarantino Film: How Much Will He Steal This Time?. It's been over a year since the thread was started, there are 1,261 replies and it's still going strong!

quote: SEE how biohazard effortlessly distracts himself from his own points when he sees they have been well-and-truly torn apart! MARVEL at his ability to talk at great length without ever actually saying anything of worth at all! YAWN IN INDIFFERENCE as he repeatedly calls people he knows nothing about names! FEEL MILDLY CONFUSED when he leaps from one comment to a wholly unrelated comment, under the full impression he is making any sense! SIT PATIENTLY as he disappears for a few days to think about his next 'witty' and 'spontaneous' retort!

	20-06-2005 19:47									#4
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I wonder if he ever did find that cycling companion

	20-06-2005 19:58									#5
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quote: Originally posted by BlackCat What energy and free time ? He only had to post 11 times and the thread are still rolling after 1 ½ month. One of them even claims that he has reported him to FBI

You've obviously not come across the legacy of HARDMAN yet

	20-06-2005 20:04									#6
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Good thread!

I'm quoting this here not because it is particularly funny, but just for the looks how the Apolyton censor would deal with it...

quote: 17. **** you cowardly son of a whore. You people are the abusive ones and I AM RESPONDING APPROPRIATELY. **** YOU. I dare you to come to me and interfere with what I am doing face to face. **** you you goddamn poltroon, yellow bellied son of a whore. **** YOU. DELETE MY POST YOU ****ING COWARDS FROM NOW ON THIS IS THE ONLY KIND OF ANSWER YOU WILL BE GETTING FROM ME. **** YOU YOU GODDAMN NO GOOD LIARS. COME ON CHICKENSHITS. INTERFERE WITH ME FACE TO FACE YOU GODDAMN COWARDS. YOU ASK FOR LOCATIONS BECAUSE WHEN YOU START SOMETHING WITH SOMEONE YOU MAKE SURE YOU ARE AT A DISTANCE. YOU DAMN SURE BETTER STAY AT A DISTANCE TOO YOU NO GOOD SONS OF WHORES. I AM FED UP TO HERE WITH NO GOOD BASTARDS LIKE YOU ALL. **** OFF. ERASE MY POST. YOU HAD BETTER DO IT OR ELSE YOU HAD BETTER STEER CLEAR OF ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TOO.

	20-06-2005 21:55									#7
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cyclotouriste is a gay ****

	20-06-2005 21:58									#8
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I thrive to acheive that level of spam... Actually, I don't, but it would be nice.

	20-06-2005 21:58									#9
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I see **** has been added to the censor list since the HARDMAN's reign of terror

	20-06-2005 21:59									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison You've obviously not come across the legacy of HARDMAN yet

Nope, but a little google gave some interesting hits on this entity

	20-06-2005 21:59									#11
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The War Against Terror?

	20-06-2005 22:14									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison You've obviously not come across the legacy of HARDMAN yet

U R ALL GAY *****!!! I **** U UP TEH ****!!!11!!!


Yes, old HARDMAN was truly the man.

The sad thing about that OP link is people are still posting and taking this serious after it has already been explained that it was all a troll.

	20-06-2005 23:03									#13
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By the way, any takes on who "Muhammed Muhammed Ishmael Al Faez" is?

	20-06-2005 23:28									#14
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All his friends call him Moo-Moo Fez.

ACK!

	21-06-2005 00:10									#15
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quote: **** YOU 9-11 Sic Semper Tyrannis.

	21-06-2005 07:55									#16
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quote: Originally posted by BlackCat What energy and free time ? He only had to post 11 times and the thread are still rolling after 1 ½ month. One of them even claims that he has reported him to FBI

If the other posts in that thread are to be believed, he has posted similar threads of many other messageboards. He's consistant at least...

	21-06-2005 12:45									#17
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I don't think its very well done - a true troll is like an unseen hand.

	21-06-2005 12:54									#18
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Well, this is atleast as entertaining as the best of them. Plus most of those fuc-tards wouldn't know a good troll if it bit them on the ass.

	21-06-2005 13:00									#19
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it certainly is that, although the threats could get the troll into trouble real fast

	21-06-2005 13:10									#20
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My new catchphrase is, "You goddamned son of a whore."

What kinda weak azz phrase is THAT???

Hilarious thread though.

Especially the part about 9/11

	21-06-2005 13:12									#21
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I thought the guy was more mentally unbalanced - especially when he claimed special knowledge of 9/11

	21-06-2005 13:13									#22
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Yeah, and he just threw that out there out of nowhere

	21-06-2005 13:16									#23
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That was the point! Just like throwing out the part about looking for a hot cycling partnet. The object is to get normal people to go "damn this guy is a freak let me write him to tell him he's being strange" then they flame the hell out of him and start the thread rolls on to new heights. That's what most people call a troll.

	21-06-2005 13:27									#24
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse I don't think its very well done - a true troll is like an unseen hand.

Yea, kind of like Adam Smith's invisible hand job.

	21-06-2005 15:13									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin That was the point! Just like throwing out the part about looking for a hot cycling partnet. The object is to get normal people to go "damn this guy is a freak let me write him to tell him he's being strange" then they flame the hell out of him and start the thread rolls on to new heights. That's what most people call a troll.

I think the trick is more to get people arguing amongst themselves and just step back from it.

I think I can speak with some authority on the subject

	21-06-2005 16:11									#26
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It must be my age - I just found him stupid.

	21-06-2005 16:45									#27
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I believe you can AH... where'd your title go BTW?