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Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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Feb 2001
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wtf... I don't HAVE a mike Got spare money?

And yet the Battlefield 2 demo installer thinks I do, wants me to configure the sensitivity, and in fact is producing a signal from it. WTF?

I've checked all the cords plugged into my computer. None of them are to a mike - there's none in the room.
Pekka is offline Pekka
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em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
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So?

My good old win95 used to suddenly think I have a satellite of my own, and it was so jealous I hadn't told about it before, it decided to get even and throw one device out of support at any given moment.. just to remind me where I stand.
MrFun is offline MrFun
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At least you have plenty of bathrooms.
JohnT is offline JohnT
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You know, the bathroom thing is really ****ing old.

Just FYI.
Lancer is offline Lancer
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Yeah, I been pissing and crapping for 46 years now and the novelty has worn off completely.
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Jul 2002
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quote:
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You know, the bathroom thing is really ****ing old.

Just FYI.


Be silent, AOL dialup user. You were not given permission to speak.
MrFun is offline MrFun
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quote:
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Yeah, I been pissing and crapping for 46 years now and the novelty has worn off completely.


Masuro is offline Masuro
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Nov 2000
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And yet the Battlefield 2 demo installer thinks I do, wants me to configure the sensitivity, and in fact is producing a signal from it. WTF?

I've checked all the cords plugged into my computer. None of them are to a mike - there's none in the room.


Perhaps a government has bugged your computer and you just can't find the mike . . . . .
Verto is offline Verto
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quote:
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You know, the bathroom thing is really ****ing old.

Just FYI.


No it isn't.

Just FYI.
reds4ever is offline reds4ever
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Mar 2001
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The game may be using a signal generated by the electrical interference from the mobo that is getting picked up my the mike socket.
Verto is offline Verto
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Mar 2002
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Don't play shitty games and you won't get this problem.
Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui
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The Potterverse
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Btw, with the bathroom thing, it should be used inventively. MrFun, not being bestowed with the gift of humor, made a mess of it.

Should have been something like: Are you sure that you checked your 15 bathrooms? Instead of what it was posted as.
MikeH is offline MikeH
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May 1999
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Someone called?
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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quote:
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Btw, with the bathroom thing, it should be used inventively. MrFun, not being bestowed with the gift of humor, made a mess of it.

Should have been something like: Are you sure that you checked your 15 bathrooms? Instead of what it was posted as.


New term:

The MrFun Horizon:

The point at which a particular running joke has become so old that MrFun finally picks up on it and starts using it. This indicates that the joke is truly dead and is to be abandoned by all standard posters.
General Ludd is offline General Ludd
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Aug 2001
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Try looking one up in your phone book.
Mercator is offline Mercator
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Maybe there's one integrated in your monitor?
Sirotnikov is offline Sirotnikov
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Feb 2000
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The game may be using a signal generated by the electrical interference that is getting picked up my the mike socket.

Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Mar 2000
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That's why you should always mute your mic no matter if you've got one or not.
KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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Macedonia
May 2001
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quote:
 Originally posted by JohnT
You know, the bathroom thing is really ****ing old.

Just FYI.


More proof that you have no clue when it comes to humour...
joncha is offline joncha
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Jan 2003
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I wonder how many bathrooms JohnT has...
DarkCloud is offline DarkCloud
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Jul 2000
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The odd thing about this is that the bathroom joke migrated to the Civ IV ideas section for some ungodly reason... I'd have to say that was the peak of its humour- now it's all downhill from there as Mr. Fun has so eloquently demonstrated.
JohnT is offline JohnT
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quote:
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More proof that you have no clue when it comes to humour...


This coming from you.
:) Smiley is offline :) Smiley
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Anyone know which thread it originated from?
JohnT is offline JohnT
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quote:
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I wonder how many bathrooms JohnT has...


2.

I've lived in houses with 5, though.
DarkCloud is offline DarkCloud
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I think it came from the thread where everyone was listing how many bathrooms were in their house.
Verto is offline Verto
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quote:
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Anyone know which thread it originated from?


Living in Self-Denial, started by Oncle Boris.

See also I OWNED the AP Physics Exam a brilliant display of self-pwnage by Kuciwalker himself.
DAVOUT is offline DAVOUT
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Jun 2002
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No it isn't.

Just FYI.


Agree.
Just to remind you that the bathroom model DELUXE is ordinarily equipped with at least one mike.
DarkCloud is offline DarkCloud
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quote:
It's nowhere near the hine heads of Ming though. This thread is funny and a classic, but it wont go down in 'Poly history. The Wesley might, but the heads of Ming will be remembered for a while while this will be confined to distant memory in a few months.

From the lines of drogue... I wonder how much longer it'll last

Tattila the Hun is offline Tattila the Hun
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Oct 2002
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Does he operate the bidet?
Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
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Jul 2003
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Clearly, your computer is infested by demons. Give it to me.
 
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