23-06-2005 07:14									#1
	I have to write a 100 word essay on why I want to be a security 'officer'. Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations: Deluxe Edition

Ok, the first word.

Hmm.

	23-06-2005 07:15									#2
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I want to be a security officer because

That's 8. 92 to go.

	23-06-2005 07:18									#3
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I admire the seriousness of the job and will appreciate the structured management of the work day.

that's 25. Do periods count ya think?

	23-06-2005 07:22									#4
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because I am a great believer in law and order. This job would be an extension of my service during the cold war where I stared down the entire Ruskie Army in the Fulda Gap.

	23-06-2005 07:25									#5
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Excellent! 59!

	23-06-2005 07:45									#6
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"And in a pinch, if I lack a sufficient level manlyness to take on a group of punks by myself, I personally know Super Citizen. He would be more than happy to help me put the hurt on them."

	23-06-2005 07:46									#7
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" 'Who is Super Citizen?' you ask. Let me tell you..."

	23-06-2005 07:47									#8
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We're over a hundred.

One thing though, I WANT the job.

	23-06-2005 07:48									#9
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What's the 32nd word?

	23-06-2005 07:49									#10
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Huh?

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Just curious.

	23-06-2005 07:51									#12
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Math challenged?

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If you need a postscript, you can throw in that, in your current position, they make you wear women's blouses...and that they clash with your masculine blue tutu.

	23-06-2005 08:10									#15
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How's this:

quote: When I was just a child, my father – the finest man I have ever known – sat me down and told me, “Son, there are many fine words and phrases in the English language. ‘Freedom.’ ‘Pursuit of Happiness.’ ‘Supersize Me.’ But there is none so proud, so powerful, as that noblest of all phrases, that phrase that makes the heart soar and a tear come to the eye of any man not made of stone: ‘Rent-a-Cop.’ Remember that, boy, and make me proud.” So, please allow me to join your organization, fulfill my destiny, and bring honor to my father’s name.

100 words, exactly. You're welcome.

	23-06-2005 08:13									#16
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Thing of beauty Rufus. :sniff:

	23-06-2005 10:38									#18
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I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, want to be a security guard very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.

	23-06-2005 10:46									#19
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and i promise i won't look the apolyton forum while im watching the monitors.

	23-06-2005 10:47									#20
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That reminds me of my application to starbucks.

"Why do you like to work with coffee?"

	23-06-2005 13:04									#21
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A long long time ago in a city far, far away, my father turned to the dark side. When I asked a friend and mentor what I should do about the situation, he said 'learn the ways of the force you must'. All these years I've dwelled upon the meaning of 'the force'. Until now. Now I realize that my destiny lies amongst the security force of this casino, and I need you to help me fulfill my destiny by making me part of the force. Since Dad's dead that ****'s history anyway, and I could really use the extra dough and excellent insurance benefits.

	23-06-2005 13:18									#22
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BK,

	23-06-2005 16:30									#23
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Security, what does that mean really? Webster's dictionary defines it as. . .

	23-06-2005 16:40									#24
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you mean you want to be a guard?

one of these goons with evil grins on their faces constantly scanning people for possible terrorist threats?

	23-06-2005 17:13									#25
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According to Word that´s also 100 words exactly

quote: To be a security guard has been my dream since my earliest childhood. I always wanted to wear these nice uniforms and I always wanted to wear these nice sticks and learn how to effective use them to beat up people. It was also always my dream to write a onehundred words essay on the Topic: “Why do you want to be a security officer?”, so that I would be able to tell you of my childhoods dreams. So, for all these above mentioned reasons I want to become a security officer and want to get hired by your company.

	23-06-2005 17:34									#26
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Mention that you look great in a peaked cap, and the job is in the bag!

	23-06-2005 18:23									#27
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"I wanna crack some skulls. When do I get my gun?"

Less than 100 words, but it accurately conveys the message.

	24-06-2005 00:04									#28
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"Ever since I was a child I wanted a job I enjoyed, where I will feel fulfilled and utilised and where I feel I will be putting back what I take out and bringing joy to the lives of many. But alas, I f**ked up at school so I'll settle for being a security guard instead"

	24-06-2005 00:13									#29
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There aint no terrorist
I cant bust
and if you think about it
it's a must
that you take me to fill these shoes
if you dont want darkies giving you blues
so choose lancer
and be ware
that if the terrorists dont care
here's a man of moral fiber
who's up to the task of playing the piper
and leed these rats to their doom
so choose lancer or be gloomed!

	24-06-2005 00:27									#30
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Dear freedom,

Bush, Bush, freedom, Bush, freedom, terrorism, Bush, terrorism, freedom, American values, Bush, freedom, terrorism, American dream, Bush, freedom.

PS: freedom, terrorism, Bush, God bless America, freedom