24-06-2005 12:09									#1
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In response to this from me:

quote: Do any of these chicks have a medical license allowing them to perform eunuchifications?

In response to this from Theben:

quote: 3 chicks with long knives for that evisceral experience.

The rest of that thread is unimportant. What's important now is my response to the question posed in the title of this one:

quote: No. It's never too late to have my family jewels chopped off. I'm in agony now and there's no time like the present to bring a quick, non-suicidal end to the pain...

For those considering a trip to France, my "So you may or may not have cancer..." inf*ckingkillmection is back - for a third time - hence my desire to no longer be able to breed if I should so choose. I see the doctor on Monday and almost certainly I will again NOT be granted the sweet mercy of pain medications that work for me (vicodin not being among them) and be told instead to "put some ice on them." Yeah, just what I want to do: Be doubled over in pain, freeze my bits, and drip water everywhere while I work at my two, soon-to-be three jobs.

Feel free to abuse this thread now.

	24-06-2005 12:20									#2
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I say the mods should always find a witty comment (or an unwitty comment, even) when they close threads.

It's boring when the mod won't post anything as he closes down a thread. It feels so incomplete

	24-06-2005 12:23									#3
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My thread can be given purpose, or not. I've vented but I'm willing to continue the discussion. However, there's only so much to say about it...

	24-06-2005 12:24									#4
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What can I say? Your nuts suck

	24-06-2005 12:31									#5
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Yes, yes they do.

	24-06-2005 12:42									#6
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* joncha expresses sympathy for Togglechap's nuts

	24-06-2005 12:49									#7
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At this point, I'd rather people refer me to a good surgeon...

	24-06-2005 14:45									#8
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I read every other word in that first post, and it doesn't make sense.

	24-06-2005 15:18									#9
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If the docs won't give you painkillers, do drugs.

	24-06-2005 17:58									#10
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What infection?

	24-06-2005 21:22									#11
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Salted cashews were always my preference.

	24-06-2005 21:30									#12
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I guess that this link is On Topic

http://www.rachelgetsfruity.com/flash.html

except for the bite sequence - that's a little

	24-06-2005 22:06									#13
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Eeew, <blink></blink>. Eeew.

	25-06-2005 02:37									#14
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quote: Originally posted by SpencerH What infection?

I'll describe the way I did elsewhere:

Bacteria in the urine sometimes finds its way into a place it shouldn't be and has parties there. Basically, its where the sexual plumbing meets the waste plumbing in guys that the infection occurs. There's a pain in the vicinity of the bladder (duh), the "jewels" become super-sensitive (pain like you wouldn't believe if they get knocked), and there's also an associated lower back pain (my favorite symptom ). This infection is to a urologist what the Common Cold is to a regular doctor. Some guys never get it, some guys get it once or twice in their life, some have repeat occurances.

	25-06-2005 02:56									#15
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Ouch - not fun. I guess that you didn't find much rellief in my link (her suggestions may be the last you wan't to do) - though she (or rather the sponsors) has a valid point.

Hope the french docs are better

	25-06-2005 04:20									#16
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quote: Originally posted by DRoseDARs I'll describe the way I did elsewhere: Bacteria in the urine sometimes finds its way into a place it shouldn't be and has parties there. Basically, its where the sexual plumbing meets the waste plumbing in guys that the infection occurs. There's a pain in the vicinity of the bladder (duh), the "jewels" become super-sensitive (pain like you wouldn't believe if they get knocked), and there's also an associated lower back pain (my favorite symptom ). This infection is to a urologist what the Common Cold is to a regular doctor. Some guys never get it, some guys get it once or twice in their life, some have repeat occurances.

So you are a male who gets repeat urinary tract infections. How interesting! My Ph.D. was on the host response mechanisms to UTI. I thought you might have been describing something a bit more serious. Not that UTI isnt serious, but some of the scrotum infections lsuch as Fournier’s gangrene are amazingly sickening.

	25-06-2005 04:27									#17
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Dr. Moss diagnosed me with Epididymitis. Reading up on it, if this is going to continue to be an ongoing health problem for me, then I'm looking at long-term anti-inflamatories. Surgery is uncommon and a last resort...

...damn it.

	25-06-2005 04:36									#18
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Man. That really, really blows.

How are you going to get through sessions of hot nookie with your gym stud of choice when your balls are aching like hell?

	25-06-2005 04:40									#19
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* DRoseDARs opens cyber-mouth to answer, decides better against it. "Family site" and all...

	25-06-2005 04:47									#20
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Then again...

There's this one guy who works out at my second job that looks vaguely like Brian Littrell of the Backstreet Boys, only a lot hotter. He works for Granite Construction (California-based, builds buildings and major civil engineering projects like highways and the train trench aka "Reno's Folly" being built through downtown) and he is very nicely built without being a man-mountain. Also has strong Germanic features. I'll tell you what, he can invade my Poland any day of the week...

	25-06-2005 04:54									#21
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WTH are "Germanic features"?

	25-06-2005 04:56									#22
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist WTH are "Germanic features"?

Stereotypically "German" features that apply to most Northern Europeans.

Except the Dutch. They just look weird.

	25-06-2005 04:58									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist WTH are "Germanic features"?

Blond hair, blue eyes, jack boots, SS uniform...






People descended from specific regions tend to have facial structural features characteristic of that region. It's hard to describe without a picture of him ... and I'm not about to ask him for one. You'll just have to take my word for it if you've never noticed that about the people around you in everyday life.

	25-06-2005 05:07									#24
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Oh, sorry, just realized that my spam was of no interest for you

Still, her advise is worth considireration

	25-06-2005 05:08									#25
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You'd be hard-pressed to find a gay version of that, but thank you for the encouragement.

	25-06-2005 05:08									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist WTH are "Germanic features"?

"Teutons Forever" tattooed on his buttocks.

	25-06-2005 05:09									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Theben "Teutons Forever" tattooed on his buttocks.

I wish I could answer the definitively...

	25-06-2005 05:14									#28
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Still I think that would clinch it, don't you?

	25-06-2005 05:15									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Theben Still I think that would clench it, don't you?

Edited to suit DRose's fantasies.

	25-06-2005 05:16									#30
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I don't know. Maybe I'll see him tonight and ask him to drop his shorts for ...erm... a complimentary body fat check.