30-06-2005 18:09									#1
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... this is a trip to the twilight zone. What if the spear that was used to poke Jesus was discovered, and the DNA was extracted, and evil Chinese Maoist immigrant scientists to Japan hid the technology and the discover of it all, created Jesus, and used him as their own little monkey servant?

Would you consider it blasphemy? He would, of course, break out free, and kill the evil commies. Would that be a statement against communists and for democracy? Of course.

And that's why the big J s the big D. CONVERT!

I see this happening totally. The real question is... what should we do about it? What if it was the muslim extremists who saved him from evil Maoists enslaving scientists? What if OBL had him hostage, and the big J wouldn't break out free because he'd want to make a point about turning other cheek? Would that be a statement AGAINST democracy, or statement against current policies ran by the most powerful democracies in the world today, and if so, does that make Christian fundies evil and stoopid fockers? If so, what should we do about it? Would it make us, the normal citizens, evil or good if we took the statement and just snuff all the fundies? Would that make us fundies, killing other people for our beliefs? I think it would, so why do you think you are any better than Christian fundie, Muslim extremist, or evil Chinese commie trying to conquer the world? That's the bottom line. I don't know the answer. But I do know this. We still win somehow. Worth thinking about..

Should we strike Japan for giving safe haven to these evil scientist bastards. Would the atheists line themselves with these scientists? What would the colour of skin of J be? Would have it have any importance? What would the feminist movement do? What about Black Guerillas? What about KKK? What about Charlton Heston? FROM MY DEAD COLD HANDS? OK.. so be it.. *****, you asked for it.

What effect of this new discovery have on oil prices? Who would have the right to patent the new discovery. A big company? Would J go visit Mother Theresa to kiss her cheek and bless her, or to kick her ****ing ass? Who knows!

	30-06-2005 18:17									#2
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We should be told

	30-06-2005 19:23									#3
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What if Pekka stoped taking hits of acid?

	30-06-2005 19:28									#4
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That's just a little too nutty Pekka.

	30-06-2005 19:33									#5
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Kid, yeah but it's possible.

	30-06-2005 19:36									#6
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You are on acid.

	30-06-2005 19:42									#7
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No. My thinking patterns are like this all the time. Except that they go in flashes. I got the one in OP in less than 10 seconds, I THINK. Might have been 20 seconds. Or less. What can I say. My brains are not like yours. You need acid to get high. I'm naturally high. I don't do drugs. It makes me slow. I need to stay on the edge.. in case Chinese Maoist immigrants to Japan with nasty plans wants to take over the world, I'm there, protecting your righteous butt, and all you can do is 'LOOK HE'S ON ACID HA-HA-HA!'. Still I consider saving you too. That's the caliber of a man I am.

	30-06-2005 19:47									#8
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you watched too many episodes of "revelations"

	30-06-2005 19:48									#9
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I don't even know what that is boann. And I doubt.. can you guess what I'm about to say?

	30-06-2005 19:52									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka My brains are not like yours. You need acid to get high. I'm naturally high. I don't do drugs. It makes me slow. I need to stay on the edge..

Well, Salvador Dali made a similar quote once and look and the contribution he made to humanity.. Maybe I was wrong about Pekka.

	30-06-2005 19:55									#11
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Dali was a loser. There are two people who are so overrated that it makes me sick. Well more than that, but two comes to my mind right now. Dali and Ghandi. Both traitors.

I don't want to be associated with those trash people.

	30-06-2005 19:59									#12
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As long as you are alright Pekka. You just seem a little over the edge today.

	30-06-2005 20:00									#13
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What if...

Faded Glory rose from the grave?

	30-06-2005 20:03									#14
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I'm not over, I'm on it. I'm just sharper than usual that's all.

YOU TELL ME?

Are there smart people in China? YES! Even scientists? YES!
Did Jesus walk on this planet? VERY LIKELY YES, even atheist confirm this one, they just don't think he was that hot. BUT YES!

Are there Maoists in China? I'M SURE THERE ARE FEW LEFT!

Is it possible or even likely, that few of them are very smart scientists? YES!!

Can they get into Japan, and access to high tech, or even with them resources, build new high tech? YES YES YES!!

Is it possible that the spear that was used to stuck Jesus is still around? YES!

Is it possible, that the evil chinese maoist scientists currently living in Japan got a hold of it? Not likely, but POSSIBLE!

NOW, my theory becomes not only possible but almost likely!

	30-06-2005 20:07									#15
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Kahless?
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	30-06-2005 20:09									#16
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It's called delusional paranoia.

	30-06-2005 20:09									#17
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?? stop talking devil tongue. Speak humanoid.

	30-06-2005 20:10									#18
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Kid, don't worry Kid, you prolly won't even understand your own sig line.

	30-06-2005 20:13									#19
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I picked that sig especially for you.

	30-06-2005 20:14									#20
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Ironic.

However, you do not get the point of me thread. It says 'what if'. It doesnt' say it happened. It says, what if? I'm sorry, theoretical pondering might be tough on your CPU, but please..