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snoopy369
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Of the Peanuts Gallery
Apr 2004
time: 23:20
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Short, table-less update here because i need to get ready for work ... and we're down to two 
Spaced started it all by sending his critic at shogun gunner, and grabbing a drink on the way, ending Shogun's night. He was on the way ... to Skanky's villa, where he tried to drink his three drinks also. Too bad Skanky had an auto-rake set up that tipped over two of Spaced's drinks ...
EPW watched the drunken fervor, amused, and decided to grab a few drinks of his own. Spaced's final drink, Beer, was lying there all alone, and EPW thought it would be a horrible travesty to waste it, so he chugged it in one quick drink.
Result:
EPW: Milk
Skanky: Bourbon, Rum
Turn processed tomorrow sometime. 
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snoopy369
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Of the Peanuts Gallery
Apr 2004
time: 23:20
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Liquid Fission: Endgame
Well, it was down to Skanky, and it was down to EPW. Two drinkers, three drinks.
It was pretty obvious that AA would be the only REAL winner of this game - with all of the people dying due to over-drinking, their rolls would be up tenfold once the news got out.
But first, there was the little matter of the competition ...
EPW, out of specials, decided to try to be clever instead. He challenged Skanky to a game of quarters, where you use one quarter to send another into a glass in the middle of the table, and if you get it in the other guy takes a drink - an adult version of Tiddly-winks. EPW had some skill at this game, so it was worth a shot.
EPW was the challenger, and so he went first. He got his quarter close to the cup, but it seemed to bounce off the top of the cup, like a ball holing out in golf. "Drat", he said frustratedly.
Skanky had more luck- his first try, though it looked like it was going to be high, dropped right into the cup. "Your turn to take a drink ..." he said.
As EPW drank his final drink - finishing up the game - he shook his head. "How did you do it?" he asked.
"Simple. I employed my friend the drink critic. He held a magnet under the cup, and I ensured our game-playing quarters had magnetic cores by a neat piece of sleight-of-hand. Mine were the negatively-charged ones, and yours the positively ... and of course the cup had a positive magnet inside."
"Bah!" said EPW. "I'll win next time ... just you watch ..." as he collapsed in an alcohol-induced coma...
Congrats Skanky  and EPW 
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