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French President Jacques Chirac is reported to have cracked jokes about British food at a meeting with the German and Russian leaders on Sunday.

French newspaper Liberation says Gerhard Schroeder and Vladimir Putin laughed and joined in the banter.

"The only thing they (the English) have ever done for European agriculture is mad cow disease," it quotes Mr Chirac as saying, within earshot of reporters.

A French government spokesman declined to comment on the report.

One cannot trust people whose cuisine is so bad
Jacques Chirac

The three men met at celebrations to mark the 750th anniversary of the founding of Kaliningrad, formerly known as Koenigsberg, an exclave of Russia surrounded by Poland and Lithuania.

"One cannot trust people whose cuisine is so bad," Mr Chirac went on, according to the newspaper's report.

"After Finland, it is the country with the worst food."

Problems with Nato

Mr Chirac is also reported to have reminisced about an occasion when Lord George Robertson, the former Secretary General of Nato, had made him try a Scottish dish.

"That is where our difficulties with Nato come from," he said.

The Taste of Scotland is always to be enjoyed at the Gleneagles Hotel
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The comments come as France and the UK compete to hold the Olympic games in 2012, and are at loggerheads over the EU budget.

On Wednesday Mr Chirac will be flying to Gleneagles for a dinner hosted by Queen Elizabeth II to open the G8 summit.

The menu has not been published, but most of the food, provided by the Gleneagles hotel, will be locally sourced.

"The Taste of Scotland is always to be enjoyed at the Gleneagles Hotel, from morning kippers or a fresh egg from a nearby farmhouse; scones and cream or Dundee cake for afternoon tea in The Bar to Angus beef, Scottish salmon, venison or Highland grouse for dinner," the hotel's website says.

It adds that the hotel's kitchens "benefit from the finest, freshest produce available from Scotland's larder, and from specialist suppliers around the world".

Hamburgers OK

US President George W Bush said in an interview with the Times newspaper that he would not eat haggis at the summit, or wear a kilt.

Liberation says Mr Putin tried to egg Mr Chirac on at the Kaliningrad meeting, asking him what he thought of hamburgers.

Mr Chirac replied that hamburgers were far preferable to British food.

In an interview with Time magazine two years ago, he said he had been a fan of America since spending a summer at Harvard University in 1953, and that he loved "junk food".

France came close to being fined in 2002, for refusing to lift a ban on British beef, in the wake of the BSE crisis.

The European Union issued a worldwide ban on British beef exports in 1996, but lifted it in 1999.




That's frigging pathetic! It's just wonderful

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This is in the context of a renewed row between France and Britain. We had the Eu-summit debacle two weeks ago, and now we have a wonderful display of Anglo-French rivalry in Singapore, where the decision will be taken whether London or Paris will have the Olympics.

We can expect many snide comments from the two sides of the channel, and a very enjoyable Anglophobia/Francophobia, that will be manifest once again

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i trust the hotel staff will be preparing some 'special sauce' for chirac's food when he arrives

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Cockney: Can't be worse than ordinary English cooking.

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Mr Chirac replied that hamburgers were far preferable to British food.



Fine. We'll keep the Arbroath smokies, Whitstable oysters, crayfish and saffron bread, Dover sole, Cornish yarg and Bakewell tarts.


He can eat at McDonalds.

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That's a deal any sane human would agree to

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To be honest, the only thing that makes eating doable in the UK is the huge amount of Indian restarants.

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Cockney: Can't be worse than ordinary English cooking.


he'd probably enjoy it, being french and all

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That's a deal any sane human would agree to



Clearly I am insane, since I would not.


Have you tried saffron bread, Spiff ?

Or Dover sole ?

How about an Arbroath smokie, or a Bakewell tart ?

How about scallops with samphire salad, or sea bass with sorrel sauce ?

Oxtail stew with barley ?

Damson jam, quince preserve with Cheshire cheese and Ormeau Road farls ?


I do hope this isn't going to turn into another tedious thread where people demonstrate their wholesale ignorance of British food.


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To be honest, the only thing that makes eating doable in the UK is the huge amount of Indian restarants.



Too late.

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The Brits are totally unfair to listen to children jokes made by continentals. We do not have a specialized newspaper industry to peddle those stupidities, and we would appreciate that they publish only their own.

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Well, France2's noon news had quite some coverage about it

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Would you all just shut up and eat hamburgers.

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I do hope this isn't going to turn into another tedious thread where people demonstrate their wholesale ignorance of British food.

This thread is about the revival of the Hundred Years War through other means, and I'm not gonna be nice to them rosbifs!

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This thread is about the revival of the Hundred Years War through other means, and I'm not gonna be nice to them rosbifs!


To be honest, the English cows were not that bad, and the mad cow desease was a collateral inconvenience without consequence on proper English or French cooking.

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Here's a list of appropriate American food. I got it from a survey on what American's eat on the 4th of July.

Potato Salad -
Baked Beans -
Hot Dogs -
Ice Cream Sodas -
Pickles -
Cole Slaw - :vomit:
Macaroni Salad -
Hamburgers

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This thread is about the revival of the Hundred Years War through other means, and I'm not gonna be nice to them rosbifs!



You'd never have won the Hundred Years' War if not for the treacherous Burgundians.


And besides which, I have never forgiven the grenouilles their crime against coffee- I like the example of the Prussian commander who asked the coffee supplier of the French town they had occupied to bring him all his supplies of chicory. When he had done so, the commander ordered it all burnt, and then had some delicious unadulterated coffee.


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Clearly I am insane, since I would not.


Have you tried saffron bread, Spiff ?

Or Dover sole ?

How about an Arbroath smokie, or a Bakewell tart ?

How about scallops with samphire salad, or sea bass with sorrel sauce ?

Oxtail stew with barley ?

Damson jam, quince preserve with Cheshire cheese and Ormeau Road farls ?


I do hope this isn't going to turn into another tedious thread where people demonstrate their wholesale ignorance of British food.


* Asher pukes.

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Here's a list of appropriate American food. I got it from a survey on what American's eat on the 4th of July.

Potato Salad -
Baked Beans -
Hot Dogs -
Ice Cream Sodas -
Pickles -
Cole Slaw - :vomit:
Macaroni Salad -
Hamburgers



Dutch kool sla

European pickled baby cucumbers

Italian maccheroni

Russian potato salad - Kartophelny Salat Po-Russki

Chinese/Mongol Ice Cream


Thoroughly American.

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* Asher pukes.



Shouldn't sit in front of the mirror so long then, should you ?

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Shouldn't sit in front of the mirror so long then, should you ?

Welcome to 3rd grade...

You seem to have a bad habit of making an argument personal. And your implication that I'm ugly is clearly a personal insult.

I wait for our mods to take action.

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Hamburgers

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Dutch kool sla

European pickled baby cucumbers

Italian maccheroni

Russian potato salad - Kartophelny Salat Po-Russki

Chinese/Mongol Ice Cream


Thoroughly American.


We put ice cream in soda. Duh molly bloom.

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You'd never have won the Hundred Years' War if not for the treacherous Burgundians.

The HYW would have never lasted so long if not for the treacherous Burgundians, who betrayed our beautiful continet in favour of the Rosbifs

Fortunately, they ended up seeing the light, and they became loyal once again, but it sure took its time.


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And besides which, I have never forgiven the grenouilles their crime against coffee- I like the example of the Prussian commander who asked the coffee supplier of the French town they had occupied to bring him all his supplies of chicory. When he had done so, the commander ordered it all burnt, and then had some delicious unadulterated coffee.




That is rich! A Rosbif complaining about French Coffee?!
Go back to Starbucks, whose implementation in the UK actually improves the quality of your coffee, or better, go back at sipping your tea!

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Spiffor, you are truly amazing

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I don't know what you Brits and Commonwealth inhabitants in general have against Chiracs disarming honesty. He didn't even say you have the worst food. Everybody knows, that finnish fried reindeer crap is even less desirable than fish and chips. Stating that in some way somebody is worse than the Brits has to be interpreted as compliment towards you.

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He insulted Finland. When will the invasion commence, Pekka?

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Go back to Starbucks, whose implementation in the UK actually improves the quality of your coffee, or better, go back at sipping your tea!



Only an imbiber of chicory adulterated coffee could say that.

Stale piss in French coffee would improve it- along with some babas du pauvre.

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I had no idea you were still there Asher.



Beware Spiff and Chirac, there's a Wolfe at the door...

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I had no idea you were still there Asher.


Now we need a thread to blast British humour.

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Only an imbiber of chicory adulterated coffee could say that.

Stale piss in French coffee would improve it- along with some babas du pauvre.

Only an Italian could say that without deserving being hit repeatedly by a large saucisson. The barbarians to the north, who serve lukewarm water and believe it's "coffee", should remain silent, or being mercilessly mocked for their fantastic deludedness

 
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