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Sirotnikov is offline Sirotnikov
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1,500 suicidal sheep leap of a cliff in Turkey



First one sheep jumped to its death. Then stunned Turkish shepherds, who had left the herd to graze while they had breakfast, watched as nearly 1,500 others followed, each leaping off the same cliff, Turkish media reported Friday.

The sheep fell 15 metres (yards) to their deaths in a ravine in Van province near Iran.

In the end, 450 dead animals lay on top of one another in a billowy white pile, the Aksam newspaper said. Those who jumped later were saved as the pile got higher, cushioning the fall, the daily newspaper Aksam reported.

"There's nothing we can do. They're all wasted," Nevzat Bayhan, a member of one of 26 families whose sheep were grazing together in the herd, was quoted as saying by Aksam.

The estimated loss to families in the town of Gevas, located in Van province in eastern Turkey, tops US$100,000 (84,000 Euro), a significant amount of money in a country where average GDP per person is around US$2,700 (2,268 Euro).

"Every family had an average of 20 sheep," Aksam quoted another villager, Abdullah Hazar as saying. "But now only a few families have sheep left. It's going to be hard for us."


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Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Rumors have it that the sheep panicked and jumped at the sight of a Commie Kiwi philosopher with a particularly lustful look in his eyes.

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Rumors have it that the sheep panicked and jumped at the sight of a Commie Kiwi philosopher with a particularly lustful look in his eyes.


Why the edit?

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it's one of the signs of the apocalypse...

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Why the edit?


Better flow.

nostromo is offline nostromo
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Sirotnikov puts the care in massacare

Love the avatar btw. Its so bouncy...

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Siro, shame on you, you made me think there was a huge suicide bombing.

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Maybe there were just training for suicide bombings.

Zopperoni is offline Zopperoni
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"There's nothing we can do. They're all wasted,"

Sheep and alcohol

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I wonder how many people lost relatives.

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A) I am not really amused. I feel sorry for the sheep and their owners actually.
B) Hey, you! Yes, the guy who opened the thread! You! Why didn't you return the call the other day?

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I wonder why the first one jumped? The rest jumped because they're sheep I assume, but why the first?

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I would have grabbed a chair and a large bucket full of ice cold beer and watched the festivites commence...

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quote:
Originally posted by nostromo
Sirotnikov puts the care in massacare

Love the avatar btw. Its so bouncy...




Massacre?

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What a bunch of sheep.

Of course, it is also possible that the sheep found out what the villagers were going to do to them and decided to escape from their enslavement in the only way possible.

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quote:
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I wonder why the first one jumped?


He was confused, and thought he was a lemming.

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Maybe they had a guilty conscience.

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I wonder why the first one jumped?

Her husband left her for a human.

Oh wait, it was in Turkey. I thought it said New Zealand.

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Such a baad way to die. Poor sheep.

Lancer is offline Lancer
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There's something FarSide ish about this thread.

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An Ozzy post without reference to youth rights

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He's mostly concerned about the young sheep which blindly followed the older sheep to their doom, because they had been trained not to think for themselves. Also, the older sheep souldn't have had drivers licences.



I pretty sure that's what he meant.

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That must be it without a doubt. Them young sheep should be allowed to vote at 12.

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He's mostly concerned about the young sheep which blindly followed the older sheep to their doom, because they had been trained not to think for themselves. Also, the older sheep souldn't have had drivers licences.



I pretty sure that's what he meant.


Damn straight

Kid rights would have solved the whole problem.

Lancer is offline Lancer
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That's pure spin. The fact of the matter is that the older, wiser, sheep KNEW the younger sheep were planing some crazy stunt, 'extreme jumping' to be exact. So, the older sheep threw themselves from the cliff to provide the younger sheep a soft, fluffy landing, saving their young lives by sacrificing their own. Heros. That's what the older sheep are, heros.

:sniff:

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The next Lemming clone will have sheep instead of lemmings?

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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I do hope all that meat didn't go to waste though...they should have made a giant shish kebab!

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Old sheep sacrificing for the ungrateful young... again.

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When those young ones grow up, then they'll understand how much we, I mean those older sheep sacrifice...

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I wonder why the first one jumped? The rest jumped because they're sheep I assume, but why the first?


He saw a car full of Greek tourists approaching.

 
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