14-07-2005 19:58									#31
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quote: Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu

	14-07-2005 22:25									#33
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So true

	15-07-2005 20:26									#34
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Jeeze, I posted this thing over at Civ Fanatics, and they deleted it! Crazy, overzealous mods.

	16-07-2005 01:42									#35
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quote: Originally posted by Barinthus quote: Originally posted by Garth Vader benny~tow should have left the game before Hitler and Tojo. But other than that it rocked! My thoughts too

Actually, Benito, his mistress, and his guards "hung around" a little while longer after they were removed from power...

	16-07-2005 03:03									#36
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quote: Originally posted by OzzyKP Jeeze, I posted this thing over at Civ Fanatics, and they deleted it! Crazy, overzealous mods.

Why?

	16-07-2005 03:27									#37
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Great read

Who is Benny-tow?

	16-07-2005 03:35									#38
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"Bunny Toes" Mussolini

	21-07-2005 07:44									#39
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quote: Originally posted by OzzyKP Jeeze, I posted this thing over at Civ Fanatics, and they deleted it! Crazy, overzealous mods.

Amazing... with all the other spam that gets through.

I would suppose that the l33tness of it did you in.

I love this!

	21-07-2005 08:10									#40
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quote: Stalin Wasn't Stallin' Stalin wasn't stallin' When he told the beast of Berlin That they'd never rest contented Til they had driven him from the land So he called the Yanks and English And proceeded to extinguish The Fuhrer and his vermin This is how it all began Now the Devil he was reading In the good book one day How the lord created Adam To walk the righteous way And it made the Devil jealous He turned green up to his horns And he swore by things unholy That he'd make one of his own So he packed two suitcases Full of grief and misery And he caught the midnight special Going down to Germany Then he mixed his lies and hatred With fire and brimstone Then the devil sat upon it That's how Adolf was born Now Adolf got the notion That he was the master race And he swore he'd bring new order And put mankind in it,s place! So he set his scheme in motion And he was winning everywhere Until he up and got the notion For to kick that Russian bear Yes he kicked that noble Russian But it wasn't very long Before Adolf got suspicious The he had done something wrong Cause that bear grabbed the Fuhrer And gave him an awful fright Seventeen months he scrapped the Fuhrer Tooth and claw, day and night Then that bear smacked the Fuhrer With a mighty armored paw And Adolf broke all records Running backward towards Krakaw The Goebbels sent a message To the people everywhere That if they couldn't hit the Fuhrer Go down hit that Russian bear (repeat verse I ) Note: Spoken (or sermonized) against a rhythm back-up Recorded originally by the Golden Gate Quartet during WWII, when Stalin was a Good Guy. Covered more recently by Robert Wyatt.

Just grabbed this from eMusic. Utterly hilarious.

	21-07-2005 08:11									#41
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OMFG my entire team was n00bs. I bet I could beat them all alone, I mean seriously WTF were they thinking? Cmon byotches, 3v1 ill own u all!

	21-07-2005 08:59									#42
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quote: tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!

	21-07-2005 11:09									#43
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quite amazing

	22-07-2005 03:05									#44
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Yup yup

	22-07-2005 03:17									#45
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quote: Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path

quote: paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game.*

I've seen it before on the Paradox forums, but it still cracks me up.

	22-07-2005 03:53									#46
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(really!)

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This thing has spread like wildfire... I just did a Google on "benny-tow" and got quite a large number of hits, the vast number post-dating this thread.

Ozzy, you might have started something...

	22-07-2005 22:16									#48
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Sweet

Though I can only claim credit for it if was people who saw this thread and then passed it around. I didn't write it, I just saw it and passed it along, just like everyone else. I don't see many links back to here or to http://www.youthrights.org so I probably can't claim too much credit, except the fact that I found it first.

	22-07-2005 22:20									#49
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Being bored, I checked the links. There are a couple of posts made on the same day as you did (at an earlier time), but other than the original I didn't find anything that really showed that this was doing the net-wide X-posting circuit before July 13th.

	22-07-2005 22:33									#50
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Well I got it from here: http://www.youthrights.org/forums/showthread.php?t=4335

He saw it from here:
http://www.cominganarchy.com/archiv...07/13/wwii-rts/

Who referred to the one here:
http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/...i?ubb=get_topic;f=9;t=017765;p=0

Kuci, at the beginning of the thread went looking, and he found one here on June 21:
http://forum.maybe.net/viewtopic.ph...d69d64bc5f51df8

And here from June 18:
http://forum.thoselog.com/index.php...aded&show=&st=&

When I googled it on the 13th, I only found two other pages with it. So we definitely got in early on in the trend. But now we can just wait for it to get spread around everywhere and have a good laugh when one of our friends sends it to us 3 months later in an e-mail forward.

	27-07-2005 03:14									#51
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I got in touch with the guy who wrote the piece (from forum.thoselog.com) and he replied:

quote: Thank you very much! I appreciate the compliment, and I was just made aware of this myself by a couple of friends. I did exactly what you suggested not a week ago and did a Google search. I'm amazed and pleased with my status as a sudden internet rockstar. Thank you again for sending me an email and letting me know.

His name is Joseph.

Ozzy, if you look again, that last link was June 18th, 2004.

	27-07-2005 03:27									#52
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quote: Originally posted by OzzyKP ...so I probably can't claim too much credit, except the fact that I found it first.

Hey, finding something first worked for Columbus, didn't it??

	27-07-2005 03:44									#53
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Quite funny!

But very American-biased. There are 2 American generals but none from the other nations. Where are Rommel, Montgomery and all the Russian generals?

And Stalin is very silent both when he gets pwnd and when he strikes back.

And the cronology is wrong. Hitler attacked Stalin before Japan attacked US, but this guy wrote it the other way around.

	27-07-2005 03:53									#54
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quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie But very American-biased.

quote: And the cronology is wrong. Hitler attacked Stalin before Japan attacked US, but this guy wrote it the other way around.

	27-07-2005 04:05									#55
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT I got in touch with the guy who wrote the piece (from forum.thoselog.com) and he replied: quote: Thank you very much! I appreciate the compliment, and I was just made aware of this myself by a couple of friends. I did exactly what you suggested not a week ago and did a Google search. I'm amazed and pleased with my status as a sudden internet rockstar. Thank you again for sending me an email and letting me know. His name is Joseph. Ozzy, if you look again, that last link was June 18th, 2004.

Thanks for getting to the bottom of this Detective JohnT

	27-07-2005 06:24									#56
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quote: Originally posted by Chemical Ollie And the cronology is wrong. Hitler attacked Stalin before Japan attacked US, but this guy wrote it the other way around.

That's because this was an RTS game - thngs move fast there, and not neccessarily in a well arranged order

	27-07-2005 06:34									#57
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Dood, th4t sh!t wz funE.