14-07-2005 07:29									#1
	d00d! america hax - WW2 as an RTS Game Support Apolyton, buy Alpha Centauri

http://www.youthrights.org/forums/showthread.php?t=4335

If World War Two had been an RTS game, it would have gone a little something like this....

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

	14-07-2005 07:38									#3
	Re: d00d! america hax - WW2 as an RTS Game Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

quote: Originally posted by OzzyKP http://www.youthrights.org/forums/showthread.php?t=4335

According to Google it originated at http://forum.maybe.net/viewtopic.ph...d69d64bc5f51df8

	14-07-2005 07:54									#4
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What else has the guy written?

	14-07-2005 07:57									#5
	Re: Re: d00d! america hax - WW2 as an RTS Game Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

quote: Originally posted by Kuciwalker According to Google it originated at http://forum.maybe.net/viewtopic.ph...d69d64bc5f51df8

Cool.

I didn't feel like putting in the effort to track down its orgin, so I figured I'd just plug the NYRA forums a bit.

	14-07-2005 08:21									#6
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It was the only search result for "*benny-tow has joined the game.*" That made it rather simple.

	14-07-2005 08:25									#7
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, I don't play RTS games, but I found this hilarious.

	14-07-2005 08:25									#8
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Or maybe try that same search with ommitted results included:
http://www.google.com/search?q=*benny-tow+has+joined+the+game.*&hl=en&hs=FwY&lr=&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&filter=0

Another site comes up.

This link: http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/...i?ubb=get_topic;f=9;t=017765;p=0 has it, and credits it to somewhere else yet.

Who knows where it came from. Google doesn't say.

	14-07-2005 08:29									#9
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Your link postdates mine. However, this predates my original one by three days.

http://forum.thoselog.com/index.php...aded&show=&st=&

	14-07-2005 08:30									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Smiley What else has the guy written?

That guy apparently doesn't make a regular habit of writing such things, but then again I only checked the first three pages of his posting record on that forum (specifically, I searched for threads he'd posted).

Of course, it appears that he didn't invent it.

	14-07-2005 11:39									#12
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"panzer tanks"

	14-07-2005 11:47									#13
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quote: , I don't play RTS games, but I found this hilarious.

	14-07-2005 11:52									#14
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quote: Originally posted by BeBro "panzer tanks"

"lol more like panzy tanks"

Great find

	14-07-2005 12:01									#15
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Great stuff, got me cracking up

	14-07-2005 13:45									#16
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Hitler[AoE] is a nice touch.

awesome, generally.

	14-07-2005 15:20									#17
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Good stuff.

	14-07-2005 15:30									#18
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Seen it elswhere, very good

	14-07-2005 16:39									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Kuciwalker Of course, it appears that he didn't invent it.

From the original thread:

quote: Just so we're clear on this one, Joe has spent the last two days writing that himself. I have witnessed its evolution, and it is wonderful.

Jo is short for "Joseph - Now in Technicolor", the guy posting this chatlog at the other forum.

	14-07-2005 17:07									#21
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What's AoE supposed to mean here?

	14-07-2005 17:51									#22
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I want to read the next part about the Cold War

	14-07-2005 19:00									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Eli What's AoE supposed to mean here?

I assumed Age of Empire?

	14-07-2005 19:10									#24
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It's a clan tag, and I assumed it meant Axis of Evil

	14-07-2005 19:10									#25
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Ah

	14-07-2005 19:12									#26
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It took me a little while to figure out who the hell benny~tow was.

	14-07-2005 19:13									#27
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Same here

	14-07-2005 19:32									#28
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benny~tow should have left the game before Hitler and Tojo.

But other than that it rocked!

	14-07-2005 19:43									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Garth Vader benny~tow should have left the game before Hitler and Tojo. But other than that it rocked!

My thoughts too

	14-07-2005 19:51									#30
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He was eliminated first, but he just hung around to watch the rest.