16-07-2005 18:03									#1
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Something I read the other day at work that I thought was rather humerous:

If Europe was Heaven:
The Police would be Brittish.
The Mechanics would be Italian.
The Food would be French.
And it would be organised by the Germans.

If Europe was Hell:
The Police would be German.
The Mechanics would be French.
The Food would be Brittish
And it would be organised by the Italians.

	16-07-2005 18:11									#2
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I think in heaven Italians should provide the food

	16-07-2005 18:13									#3
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My brother once owned a Fiat. You do not want the Italians as the mechanics.

How about:
The Italians as the Police
The Germans as the Mechanics
The Food would be French
And it would be organized by the British

	16-07-2005 18:14									#4
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Maybe like this:

If Europe was Heaven:
The Beer would be German.
The Wine would be French.
The Food would be Italian.
And it would be organised by the British.

If Europe was Hell:
The Police would be evil Finns.
The Mechanics would be evil Finns.
The Food would be evil Finnish.
And it would be organised by the evil Finns.

	16-07-2005 18:47									#7
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i like them all

german police - british food(you could add 'customer service' to that)!

oh + Belgium gay dancing movie star and my hell would be complete.

	16-07-2005 19:35									#9
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In hell:

The police are American
The mechanics are American
The food is American
And its all organized by Americans.

	16-07-2005 19:59									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Smiley In hell: The police are American The mechanics are American The food is American And its all organized by Americans.

ouch! thats a tad un-patriotic.

your not a terrorist are you

British mechanics are worse - look what happend to our Beagle space project, atleast the americans can actualy land their objects on other planetary bodies And with the death of Rover we no longer make our own cars

oh and our food must be equally as bad as American food? Our Police are nice though.....well they were, we'll have to see what happens over the next 6months or so

	16-07-2005 20:08									#11
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I always heard it as:

Heaven:

The French are the cooks
The British are the bankers
The Italians are the lovers
The Germans run everything

Hell:

The British are the cooks
The French are the bankers
The Germans are the lovers
The Italians run everything

	16-07-2005 20:33									#12
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What would be so bad about German police? Did some of you travel 70 years back in time or what?

	16-07-2005 20:41									#13
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between german lovers and german police its a hard choice (if your not german)

	16-07-2005 21:03									#14
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What about Latvians, you Insensitive Clods?

	16-07-2005 22:11									#15
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"What about" who?

	16-07-2005 22:13									#16
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Once the Germans are running everything, there won't be any more Latvians, anyway.

	16-07-2005 22:16									#17
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quote: Originally posted by St Leo What about Latvians, you Insensitive Clods?

Heaven:

The French are the cooks
The British are the bankers
The Italians are the lovers
The Germans run everything
The Latvians are ignored

Hell:

The British are the cooks
The French are the bankers
The Germans are the lovers
The Italians run everything
The Latvians are ignored

	16-07-2005 22:20									#18
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Hell:
Soviets run everything
No need for bankers
No need for cooks
Not sure about lovers.

	16-07-2005 22:26									#19
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Hell:

Soviets run everything.
There is no heaven.

	16-07-2005 22:33									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Hell: Soviets run everything. There is no heaven.

That's the way it should be in Finland

	16-07-2005 22:37									#21
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yes I know.

	16-07-2005 22:41									#22
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No, that's not the desired response. I expected a bite

	16-07-2005 22:57									#23
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quote: Hell: Soviets run everything No need for bankers No need for cooks Not sure about lovers.

It's pretty pathetic that you have to drive away attention from dissing your country by dissing a country that doesn't exist.

	16-07-2005 23:01									#24
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Yet it's still lot more realistic!

Heaven: No soviets

Hell: You can't guess what the answer here is, thus you have brain damaged yourself into oblivion, which is your personal hell.

	17-07-2005 03:17									#25
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dont agree on the mechenic being the IT there more known for there lazy ass stuff then for anything else (except the food) in the EU

	17-07-2005 03:48									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Az quote: Hell: Soviets run everything No need for bankers No need for cooks Not sure about lovers. It's pretty pathetic that you have to drive away attention from dissing your country by dissing a country that doesn't exist.

Them are easier to kick when they're down.

	19-07-2005 01:17									#27
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If Europe was Hell:

The cooks would be German
The police would be French
The food would be British
The Mechanics Italian
And everything organized by the EU...

Is it Apocalypse already?

	19-07-2005 01:26									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Commy If Europe was Hell: The cooks would be German The police would be French The food would be British

I think it might be better to have the Germans cooking British food than actually having the British do it.

"The Germans shoulda dropped cookbooks on your asses!" - Chris Rock

	19-07-2005 01:34									#29
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Why? Britain has the best chefs in the world.

quote: World’s Top 50 Restaurants 2005 Of the top 50, 14 of the restaurants are in Britain. According to Restaurant Magazine, “There will be some who feel this year’s list is too London-centric, with 26 percent of the list given over to restaurants in and around the English capital.”

	19-07-2005 01:39									#30
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A) That doesn't say anything as to the nationality of the cooks.
B) It doesn't say what type of cuisine they cook (I guarantee it isn't traditional British food).
C) That was meant as snark.