17-07-2005 02:40									#1
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Who wants to do live performance? I have been intriqued for a long long time now.. To do a REAL live performance. On crowdy place like a mall. Or just the streets.. without notice, just sneaking in and starting it. Just for fun. Let people watch and have something to tell to their friends when they come back from shopping.

This particular one I've been contemplating for some time now, some of you might have heard about it.

I want to go and put the Axel Foley theme from Beverly Hills Cops playing reasonably loud, get in with tight spandex suit, one colour, sneakers on, and the spandex suit has to have a hood I pull over me head tight too, leaving only my face exposed.

I'd bring one of these synthesizers too, and wear it like a guitar, playing the theme, or pretending to play. I'd make a coreography too, so I would be moving while playing. Something stupid and embarrasing. The more people feel ashamed for me, the better Run in, do the show, run out.

So what's your dream of live performance?

	17-07-2005 02:44									#2
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Riiiight

	17-07-2005 02:45									#3
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Jump onto the scene during a Britney concert and rape her right there.

	17-07-2005 02:45									#4
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I don't think I'll ever do it but it would be fun I figure. PH, what will your act be like?

	17-07-2005 02:46									#5
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My act? Not a bleeding clue

	17-07-2005 02:47									#6
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you see that's your problem PH.. you gotta have a plan for every situation.

	17-07-2005 02:48									#7
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I'd probably try and do a stand-up routine and fail dismally

	17-07-2005 02:49									#8
	Suffering from ads?

ok.. would you fail on purpose, or try to not fail and that just would be the likely outcome anyway?

	17-07-2005 03:05									#9
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Well it's a very hypothetical situation

	17-07-2005 03:09									#10
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no no it makes all the difference...

	17-07-2005 04:38									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist Jump onto the scene during a Britney concert and rape her right there.

You have a pregnancy fetish?

	17-07-2005 04:44									#12
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT You have a pregnancy fetish?

Britney is pregnant? Shows how closely I follow celeb news.

The neat thing is that people would probably think it's part of the show.

	17-07-2005 05:06									#13
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Am I the only one that passed over SC's long original post and read the "I would jump on stage and rape Britney" comment and was led to believe this was a thread about "live performance" as in sex in public?