19-07-2005 09:59									#1
	He's so cute Got spare money?

And we've been going out for a bit now.

And he likes classical music. We're already planning on seeing the Mahler 7th in May. And that's a hard one.

And he's a recovering Mormon.

	19-07-2005 09:59									#2
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Oh. And I've had a bit to drink!

	19-07-2005 10:01									#3
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Tassi?

	19-07-2005 10:07									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Theben Tassi?

Sick, man, sick.

	19-07-2005 10:07									#6
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Oooh, we're going Morrocan on Thursday. Cous cous all around!

	19-07-2005 10:11									#7
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Hmm, Boris's thread reminds me of a joke:

Three nuns go up to the Pearly Gates. "Are you ready for your pop quiz?" asks St. Peter.

"Pop quiz?? No one told us of any pop quiz."

"Sure," says St. Peter. "You have to pass a pop quiz in order to get into Heaven."

"Well if we must, we must. So, ask your questions."

St. Peter asks the first nun, "Who were the first man and the first woman."

"Easy," says the first nun. "Adam and Eve."

And the flowers bloomed, and the birds sang, and the Gates to Heaven opened wide.

After the first nun had entered Heaven, St. Peter asks the second nun, "What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?"

The second nun thinks for a second and then replies, "Madam, I'm Adam."

And the flowers bloomed, and the birds sang, and the Gates to Heaven opened wide.

After the second nun had entered Heaven, St. Peter asks the third nun, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

The third nun thinks and thinks and thinks. "Man, that's a hard one!"

And the flowers bloomed, and the birds sang, and the Gates to Heaven opened wide.

	19-07-2005 10:17									#8
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quote: And he's a recovering Mormon.

Damaged goods.

ABORT! ABORT!

	19-07-2005 10:18									#9
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One of 5 kids. 4 boys, 1 girl. 3 out of 4 boys are gay. How does that happen?

	19-07-2005 10:19									#10
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Clearly the gay disease is contagious.

	19-07-2005 10:20									#11
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Indeed. Better double up the next time you hang out with Jaguar.

	19-07-2005 10:22									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov One of 5 kids. 4 boys, 1 girl. 3 out of 4 boys are gay. How does that happen?

One of my friends was mormon and gay also. Well, he was.

Right before his mission, he was converted to be straight again magically by the church.

They sent him to Northern California (Sacramento actually), knowing full well he "used to be" gay.

Also, Boris -- you and your boy should rent Latter Days and watch it one night. It's an incredibly appropriate movie, and a good one at that.

	19-07-2005 10:23									#13
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quote: A sexually agressive, homosexual, party animal falls for a young Mormon missionary promoting fireworks from their respective friends and families.

	19-07-2005 10:24									#14
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Watch the trailer!

http://www.latterdaysmovie.com/trailer_images.cfm



(yes that's the kid from Third rock from the Sun on the right).

	19-07-2005 10:25									#15
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My mormon used to be a choir boy. And when you're talking Mormons, that really means they can sing!

	19-07-2005 10:27									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Theben Tassi?

	19-07-2005 10:27									#17
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So is it okay for gay mormons to have more than one life partner?

	19-07-2005 10:29									#18
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My recommendation of Latter Days has nothing to do with my obsession over one of the actors in it (playing the mormon guy).

He's gorgeous and he graduated c*m laude from Harvard.

	19-07-2005 10:30									#19
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	19-07-2005 10:33									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Asher My recommendation of Latter Days has nothing to do with my obsession over one of the actors in it (playing the mormon guy). He's gorgeous and he graduated c*m laude from Harvard.

Yeah, he can c*m laude with me all he wants!

	19-07-2005 10:38									#21
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Details my man, details.

Where did you meet him, what does he look like, where are the pictures, cut or uncut, top or bottom, does he like pearl necklaces?

	19-07-2005 10:42									#22
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I met him at a bar. He's the roommate of a friends of mine.

He's about 5'9," runner's build, brown hair, blue eyes. No pics yet. No idea about the rest. All we've done is kiss.

See, I'm a wholesome boy, I am.

	19-07-2005 10:43									#23
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Is your manhood defective?

	19-07-2005 10:50									#24
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Trying not to puke and laugh at the same time is really hard.

Can you gay people explain to me why gays are like this? I am not like this with girls, and most girls I know are not like this aswell.

Gays are an entirely new sex, they are neither male or female, they are... hmm.. Malefs!

	19-07-2005 10:52									#25
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As someone who is technically a Mormon, I can say that no real missionary would wear such a coat. This movie is, therefore, relegated to C-rated gayporn that pays no attention to detail

	19-07-2005 10:56									#26
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The director/writer of the movie was a missionary, when he was a straight mormon.

When did you go on your mission?

More importantly, why were you looking at the picture galary for a gay movie?

	19-07-2005 10:58									#27
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I didn't, but I've had 3 bros who went, on top of friends.

I've never seen any wear a jacket like that - most go for a London Fog-esque jacket, all black (suit color can only be, IIRC, black, blue and brown, black being the dominant choice)

EDIT: I was looking at the website out of curiosity, as it does relate to the LDS church. And of course I get my jollies from PG-rated images.

	19-07-2005 10:58									#28
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At the time of that scene in the movie he wasn't actually going door to door.

And how did your parents react when you came out to them...

... and told them you weren't going to harass people door to door?

	19-07-2005 10:59									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Sn00py Can you gay people explain to me why gays are like this? I am not like this with girls, and most girls I know are not like this aswell.

Straight guys don't take their girls to Morrocan restaurants on dates?

	19-07-2005 11:01									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Asher At the time of that scene in the movie he wasn't actually going door to door. And how did your parents react when you came out to them... ... and told them you weren't going to harass people door to door?

Initially, to move out when I got back from Germany (my mom, in the opinion of most of my family, is bipolar, and therefore extremely emotional, overreacting to everything). Now I get the occasional "how much do you have saved for your mission are you going bla bla"; church members don't bother me at all (having been involved in committees to bring back "inactive" youth, I know how it all works).