26-07-2005 01:01									#31
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the Wit
(52% dark, 30% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

I think it's more likely youm should add a 'T' to my description

	26-07-2005 01:03									#32
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the Wit
(56% dark, 34% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

	26-07-2005 01:15									#33
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the Cutting Edge

(60% dark, 43% spontaneous, 16% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 68% on dark

You scored higher than 62% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 0% on vulgar

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Didn't expect that at all. Letterman I can see, but John Belushi???

	26-07-2005 01:17									#34
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You need to work on that 84% vulgarity you're leaving on the table, Boris.

	26-07-2005 01:24									#35
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the Wit

(65% dark, 21% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

	26-07-2005 01:27									#36
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the Cutting Edge
(60% dark, 52% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

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I know people like me but david letterman for all the asses? I hate letterman.. belushi is OK but letterman? BOO BOO BOO!!!

	26-07-2005 01:46									#37
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This test is way off. There were too many times, the responses were stupid, and I had to pick the least stupid one. They need more options. If you really want to know what my humour is like, consider Family Guy is my favourite show on TV right now.

the Ham
(47% dark, 65% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith



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You scored higher than 41% on dark
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You scored higher than 99% on spontaneous
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You scored higher than 25% on vulgar

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	26-07-2005 01:50									#38
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The Wit
(56% dark, 21% spontaneous, 16% vulgar)

	26-07-2005 01:51									#39
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the Shock Jock
(60% dark, 65% spontaneous, 44% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world, and you probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr



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You scored higher than 99% on dark
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You scored higher than 99% on spontaneous
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You scored higher than 99% on vulgar

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	26-07-2005 02:08									#40
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the Cutting Edge
(56% dark, 52% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on dark

You scored higher than 99% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 99% on vulgar

	26-07-2005 02:09									#41
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The Expatriate Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 38% on antitolerant You scored higher than 36% on patriotic

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	26-07-2005 02:22									#42
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I'm expatriate ham.

	26-07-2005 02:31									#43
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Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.


Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

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that's right q cubed and I answered truthfully true. This proves I'm a better man because you would have run away like a little girl not ready to sacrifice. I, however, would have stayed and fought to the bitter end. Cursing sissies like you!

	26-07-2005 02:32									#44
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Nah, none of you will belive this :


the Ham
(21% dark, 52% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

	26-07-2005 02:35									#45
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Hey cool


Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 15% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 73% on patriotic

	26-07-2005 02:36									#46
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what ? we are both in Der Widerstand? Ok.. you bring the soda, I bring the guns!

	26-07-2005 02:40									#47
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dong!

	26-07-2005 02:43									#48
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well if you can get guns, you bring them too! It's just that I get so hot carrying guns in excitement, the soda will get all warm! BUt you come from warm lands, you know better how to keep things cool like that, and I need my soda for morning kills so .. and I think you like it better with soda too. It only makes sense. Why do you want me to feel uncomfortable before first morning kills? Where is your heart? I'm not so good in heat mister, so you better accept it if you want this resistance thing to work beacuse it's a team effort.

	26-07-2005 02:46									#49
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the "dong!" was because I saw you were in der resistance too

	26-07-2005 02:48									#50
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	26-07-2005 02:50									#51
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I'm worried I'm becoming too serious. Yes I goof off here quite a bit. But in real life I'm much more serious. I never laugh at jokes my coworkers say. It's a challenge to them to make me smile and laugh, because I never do.

But even at home, I don't laugh at TV shows the way I used to. Am I losing my sense of humour or are TV shows just not as good? Even Family Guy doesn't seem to be as good as it used to.

I'm worried I'm becoming too serious as I get older. How do I reverse that trend?

	26-07-2005 02:52									#52
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start enjoying your life and stop becoming more of a cynical bastard. how do you do that? Get a hobby that makes you go outside and meat people. Yes. Exactly.

	26-07-2005 02:52									#53
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Crap, I posted the wrong test.

	26-07-2005 02:53									#54
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quote: Originally posted by Q Cubed Crap, I posted the wrong test.

I was wondering about that...

	26-07-2005 02:54									#55
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka start enjoying your life and stop becoming more of a cynical bastard. how do you do that? Get a hobby that makes you go outside and meat people. Yes. Exactly.

meat people or meet people?

	26-07-2005 02:54									#56
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quote: Originally posted by Dis I was wondering about that...

Ah, well. Guess this thread's been Godwinized. I'm out.

	26-07-2005 02:55									#57
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Dis, exactly.

	26-07-2005 02:56									#58
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quote: Originally posted by Dis I'm worried I'm becoming too serious. Yes I goof off here quite a bit. But in real life I'm much more serious. I never laugh at jokes my coworkers say. It's a challenge to them to make me smile and laugh, because I never do. But even at home, I don't laugh at TV shows the way I used to. Am I losing my sense of humour or are TV shows just not as good? Even Family Guy doesn't seem to be as good as it used to. I'm worried I'm becoming too serious as I get older. How do I reverse that trend?

Nah, you are still just a youngster - It gets better, belive me

	26-07-2005 02:57									#59
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Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

	26-07-2005 03:07									#60
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Cool! We have Imran too! Bring it on nazi scums!!! (ok I stop now )