26-07-2005 03:16									#61
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i got the expat. then i did it again, and tried to get 'supporter' but i got the pig instead (will not resist)

	26-07-2005 03:16									#62
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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 Cool! We have Imran too! Bring it on nazi scums!!! (ok I stop now )

Dunno why, but I thought "Der Resistance" was the nazis

	26-07-2005 03:17									#63
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the Wit
(56% dark, 26% spontaneous, 38% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

Hate Woody Allen
So-so on Stewart
Like Gervais

	26-07-2005 03:22									#64
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Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

	26-07-2005 03:44									#65
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Sounds about right

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

	26-07-2005 04:01									#66
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Hey guys, decided to drop in. cool quizes

I am a ham ( ooh, my RL friends will never believe this) .
and I am in the resistance, of course.

	26-07-2005 05:34									#67
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Those questions were screwed up. I'm a "foot soldier".

46% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic

	26-07-2005 05:45									#68
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quote: the Shock Jock (52% dark, 52% spontaneous, 55% vulgar) your humor style: VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world, and you probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead. Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 43% on dark You scored higher than 81% on spontaneous You scored higher than 87% on vulgar

	26-07-2005 05:57									#69
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the Ham
(39% dark, 47% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)

I'm in the same group as Ming and Mr Fun.

	26-07-2005 06:04									#70
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quote: Der Resistance Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side. Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance! My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 61% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 25% on antitolerant You scored higher than 70% on patriotic

That's a little surprising.

	26-07-2005 07:14									#71
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quote: Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

I don't believe this.

	26-07-2005 09:20									#72
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns the Ham (39% dark, 47% spontaneous, 33% vulgar) I'm in the same group as Ming and Mr Fun.

That's the first real surprise I've seen here.
I figured you to be in the "Wit" group.

	26-07-2005 09:43									#73
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I'm another provocateur, but then I love Viz.

	26-07-2005 09:47									#74
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon I'm another provocateur, but then I love Viz.

Nah, that's a lie, you could never state something that could provoke anybody.

	26-07-2005 10:15									#75
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BAH!

the Ham (26% dark, 47% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on dark You scored higher than 75% on spontaneous You scored higher than 18% on vulgar

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	26-07-2005 10:31									#76
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the Wit

(52% dark, 34% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

ACK!

	26-07-2005 13:48									#77
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the Wit (56% dark, 34% spontaneous, 11% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN |COMPLEX |DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on dark You scored higher than 99% on spontaneous You scored higher than 99% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Sorry John

	26-07-2005 13:56									#78
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Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

	26-07-2005 15:07									#79
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quote: Originally posted by Dr Zoidberg Sounds about right The Expatriate Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Same for me, but with Values around 30% in all three categories

	26-07-2005 16:22									#80
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The WIT

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You scored higher than 81% on dark

You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 9% on vulgar

	26-07-2005 16:39									#81
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I'm told that the page features nudity and sexual material, and as such, I can't use it at work.
I'm not sure whether I ought to be disappointed or delighted.

	26-07-2005 16:47									#82
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun The same for me -- I'm the all-powerful, awe-inspiring Ham. Only for me, my three aspects of humor are: dark: hardly any percentage spontaneous: higher than 58 percent vulgar: higher than 41 percent I'm hoping that the fact I'm more vulgar than Ming will not get me banned on this family-friendly forum.

I'm surprised you didn't get a blue screen of death when it came to the results

Anyway I was another shining wit

	26-07-2005 16:54									#83
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The Prankster
(Clean complex light)

"You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous"
At least that sounds about right

	26-07-2005 16:58									#84
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the Wit

(73% dark, 30% spontaneous, 11% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean you're pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most effort to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 87% on dark

You scored higher than 37% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 0% on vulgar

	26-07-2005 18:08									#85
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Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

	26-07-2005 19:02									#86
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(30% dark, 52% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith


Seems like a mistake to me as most of the examples given were crap or just plain not funny...

	26-07-2005 19:08									#87
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the Shock Jock

(60% dark, 52% spontaneous, 44% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world, and you probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr


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	26-07-2005 19:44									#88
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Interestingly, my opposite is The Shock Jock, and I find that it does largely predict those whose posting style I find most grating.

quote: the Prankster (34% dark, 39% spontaneous, 38% vulgar) your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but neither are you into what some would call 'low humor'. You'd laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist. You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 25% on dark You scored higher than 50% on spontaneous You scored higher than 99% on vulgar

	26-07-2005 19:48									#89
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I'm grating?

	26-07-2005 21:53									#90
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I feed the plith.

And I can guarantee that I am definitely irritating to some of my fellow posters.