26-07-2005 18:25									#1
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The Are You a Nazi Test

Just to dispel any outrageous rumours that NYE is a Nazi...


I am The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

You scored higher than 56% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 71% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 18% on patriotic

Be honest now, given the questions asked and my knowledge of many of the poster's views on this forum I'd guess a high proportion of you would rate as Nazis...

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	26-07-2005 18:30									#2
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I have changed the title of this thread to make it less personal. (it was either that or close/delete it)
While I see the potential for a little fun with this, I will not let it get personal.

Achtung!

	26-07-2005 18:33									#3
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Gee... you got in the title change and the warning as I was doing it... Good job.

	26-07-2005 18:38									#4
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dammit, and just as i was about to post my 'are you a wannabe arab' test, just for mobius

	26-07-2005 18:47									#5
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quote: Originally posted by C0ckney dammit, and just as i was about to post my 'are you a wannabe arab' test, just for mobius

After my visit to Egypt this year, I would have to say that I would rather be an American - that was full of some scarily ****ed up people and that is supposed to be a relatively liberal Arab nation!

	26-07-2005 18:49									#6
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

	26-07-2005 18:50									#7
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quote: Originally posted by rah I have changed the title of this thread to make it less personal. (it was either that or close/delete it) While I see the potential for a little fun with this, I will not let it get personal. Achtung!

It wasn't supposed to be personal, it was supposed to give NYE the opportunity to refute the dastardly claims made by some underhand posters...

	26-07-2005 19:12									#8
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quote: My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 18% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 45% on antitolerant You scored higher than 9% on patriotic

Interesting, here is the actual initial result. Please note the differences for age and gender weighted results, versus the generic results. I'm in my 40's and male, FYI.

quote: The Expatriate Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

	26-07-2005 19:16									#9
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The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.


==============

Yeah, that's why I'm looking for a way out of the U.S.

	26-07-2005 19:18									#10
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New Zealand or Canada.

	26-07-2005 19:21									#11
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I was thinking Oz or Europe. Canada's too cold and too close. It would suffer the fate of Austria.

	26-07-2005 19:25									#12
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I took the test, even though it's clear the author is a pacifist at all cost person, who has pride only in the fact he can walk and chew gum at the same time.
He would have been in an oven.

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic
You're evil exactly, but you still would've joined the army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asked, you would've stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

	26-07-2005 19:25									#13
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Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic

I would not have been a Nazi, but probably also not stood up against them either. Which probably is right.

More than the poll itself however, I liked the banner ads at that page .

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	26-07-2005 19:33									#14
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You scored higher than 74% on brainwashworthy
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You scored higher than 25% on antitolerant
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You scored higher than 6% on patriotic

Is that good?

	26-07-2005 19:37									#15
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OMG, Slowwhand tested as a Nazi - this test is flawed!

	26-07-2005 19:42									#16
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I just said that. It's a biased test like any that a person makes and wants to manipulate the analysis.
In other words, virtually worthless.

	26-07-2005 19:55									#17
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Der Resistance.

Remarkably, I was more patriotic than 63%.

Stupid test.

	26-07-2005 20:57									#18
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I'm A Commie-Nazi!


Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the ******* list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 50% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 85% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 92% on patriotic

	26-07-2005 21:05									#19
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Interesting results, considering that 'my country' is Canada, and I'm a pacifist. I'm not very happy with Canada right now.

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

	26-07-2005 21:10									#20
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I'm more concerned about whether people are, say, Communists today, than whether they'd have had the inclination to be Nazis 70 years ago according to some fvcked up loony.

	26-07-2005 21:11									#21
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Never had a doubt you'd feel that way Winston

	26-07-2005 21:14									#22
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I'm getting the impression that the test is kinda worthless

	26-07-2005 21:15									#23
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You are a wise man, BeBro.

	26-07-2005 21:15									#24
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took it last night

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

JM

	26-07-2005 21:20									#25
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara The German Civilian Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever. The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then. The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually. ============== Yeah, that's why I'm looking for a way out of the U.S.

I am surprised that you are wanting to be an expatriate

I would have imagined that you would be a member of der resistance...

JM

	26-07-2005 21:21									#26
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Well, it took a little to play around with the options, but here it is:

ADOLF HITLER himself

Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 100% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic
You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

	26-07-2005 21:25									#27
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Is there a question in the test as to whether or not one sports the flag of Belarus when posting?

	26-07-2005 22:17									#28
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No, but they're asking if one is an inhabitant of a monarchy. I failed on this, you might have chances.

	26-07-2005 22:43									#29
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I just took this test giving the answers that one of my friends would give, going by her posts at a forum we post at. She'd have been Adolf Hitler, amusingly.

Of course, that's giving responses like, "Yes, I'd be very proud about annexing another country" going by how proud she is the US's actions in Afghanistan and Iraq.

	26-07-2005 22:48									#30
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quote: The Expatriate Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil **** was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 74% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 53% on antitolerant You scored higher than 57% on patriotic

As if I needed a test to tell me I would not be a good Nazi.