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molly bloom is offline molly bloom
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Oct 2001
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Okay. So this isn't a sex aid advertisement. I'm glad that was made obvious...

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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
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Yeah, the shape of the flask is a bit of a "hint hint", also.
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Is this what they mean by spin the bottle ?

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Hot times ahead- or time to visit the genito-urinary clinic.

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Mar 2002
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Ook! Ook! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Jun 2002
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I think some of those might be deleted nostro
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Aug 2002
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This is so true

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Mar 2002
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How you turn men and women on:



I'll need some KY to put it back in the box

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Feb 2001
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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Sep 2001
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OMG!!!
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Jun 2002
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does that say "All Models At Least 75 Years of Age" or 15?
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75!

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Jun 2002
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You won't be able not to look
Heresson is offline Heresson
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Jun 2000
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Poor guy. But what do You expect. The pie was HOT.
duke o' york is offline duke o' york
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Oct 2001
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Yeah, but would you hit it?

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Jun 2000
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I'd eat it.
Tongue burns must be at least as painfull, though...
Chemical Ollie is offline Chemical Ollie
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Bored of this board
Jan 2002
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I hate tongue burns - that's why I always mix my coffe with whiskey before I drink it.
Dis is offline Dis
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Feb 2000
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disgusting. Did that guy really **** himeself, or is that photoshopped?

Although I once seen a guy in the navy **** himself after drinking heavily one night. He was asleep/passed out on the couch in the ship's lounge (in reactor department berthing on the Enterprise if you must know). I didn't sit in that couch after that.

I have never **** myself (except the obvious baby/toddler times). Even in scary situations. Though I've never really been in any serious scary situations. Is shitting yourself normal?
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Tornio
Oct 2002
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I'd say, if you have diarhea, or some food allergy. Lactose-intolerance might do the trick.
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not sure what you mean by that.

I'm lactose intolerant. Drinking milk is likely to make that problem worse.

but since I don't drink milk or icecream. I never have problems with diarhea. Unless I have food poisoning... I once ate at arby's. Let's just say the results weren't very pleasing. But even then I never **** myself. But just in case, I refrained from eating before I went to work. And didn't eat lunch at work.
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disgusting. Did that guy really **** himeself, or is that photoshopped?


Which guy? The one out of the tent? I always wake up with something similar - it's a thing men do.
Dis is offline Dis
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I mean't the guy who defacated on himself, since this annoying forum censors the word **** making the meaning more difficult to understand.

As for pitching a tent. Yeah, that's why I prefer to sleep in a tent . So when you pitch a tent, you already have another tent around you blocking the view of the tent inside.
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Reminds me. Last New Year's, my friend organized a party at his place. Since he lives far away from my place, I decided to sleep there. I woke up next morning, dazed and confused, I stood up in my boxers. His girlfriend passed by, stopped in front of me, but she wasn't looking me in the eyes. I looked down. Yes, you guessed it, I was sporting a magnificient boner!

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Did we somehow miss this classic?
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Maybe the last one was taken outside of the premier of "The Return of the King" and he was simply expressing his feelings to the residents of Mt. Moria.
Daz is offline Daz
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Jan 2003
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Architecture....

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Go back in time? COOL!
 
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