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Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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@ Boris...
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This is a picture of a phone booth in Warsaw that I took.


Do You understand what's written below?
Garth Vader is offline Garth Vader
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Oct 1999
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quote:
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Do You understand what's written below?


Sort of, the website is some anti-gay group that puts those signs up in all kinds of places. When you know that it's not as funny as when you just see one on a phone booth.

A guy from work translated the sign, but it didn't make much sense, he said it was something like warning no pedalling a bike.
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Jun 2000
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Exactly, but "pedal" means "gay" (gay man, that is) as well,
it's a lame joke. Yup, it's funnier without that knowledge.
Did You like Warsaw? It's completely messed up after ww2, it's architectural chaos, but still there are some nice buildings and parks.
Richelieu is offline Richelieu
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Gatineau
Dec 2001
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Did You like Warsaw? It's completely messed up after ww2...


We'll give you another 20 years but after that the WW2 excuse will not work anymore, mkay?
MosesPresley is offline MosesPresley
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Dec 1999
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http://www.totallyabsurd.com/keghead.htm

I have to get one of these.

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MosesPresley is offline MosesPresley
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Dec 1999
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Lucy. This painting is pure genius.

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MosesPresley is offline MosesPresley
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Dec 1999
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http://www.totallyabsurd.com/toiletsnorkel.htm

The Toilet Snorkel

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Panmunjon, hands up!
Jan 1970
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You are strange
Winston is offline Winston
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Danmark
Mar 1999
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Got spare money?

Is there supposed to be some optical illusion that I don't get in the Lucy painting?

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Jan 1970
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no he's just a weirdo
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Hmm.

This one I understand:

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Jan 2000
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D.A.R.E. to keep cops off of donuts.
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He-he.

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Ook! Ook! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Jun 2002
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haven't had McD in ages

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This is how they make them.

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quote:
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This is how they make them.

Now I know why I don't eat hamburgers

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Tornio
Oct 2002
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quote:
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Actually, I don't get it??


That is, um... What's the word? Adult toy, with vibrating function...

Not too obvious, granted.

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Lucy. This painting is pure genius.


Ummm?? Translate please???
Datajack Franit is offline Datajack Franit
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Bologna
Aug 2002
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quote:
Lucy. This painting is pure genius.



There is definitely genius behind being able to brainwash someone until he honestly believes that this crap is art
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I have a good one but for some reason it didn't upload for me

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quote:
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I have a good one but for some reason it didn't upload for me


Call in a male neighbour or something.

Garth Vader is offline Garth Vader
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Oct 1999
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quote:
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Exactly, but "pedal" means "gay" (gay man, that is) as well,
it's a lame joke. Yup, it's funnier without that knowledge.
Did You like Warsaw? It's completely messed up after ww2, it's architectural chaos, but still there are some nice buildings and parks.


Yeah, I was amazed at how well everything was rebuilt. We saw some before and after type images and not only was a lot rebuilt quickly, they tried to replicate the old style as well.
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hmmm will it work this time?

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It's super truck!!!

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There is definitely genius behind being able to brainwash someone until he honestly believes that this crap is art


It is like Wyeth's "Christina's World" except that it totally sucks. It is a subtle, but definite distinction between the two.

Note the palsied, somewhat goose stepping legs and the grimacing expression. This painting is so bad that it is almost good.
MosesPresley is offline MosesPresley
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What kid doesn't want the albino bowler action figure?

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Honey, I'm home!

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I think I'd rather change my name

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