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Brundlefly is offline Brundlefly
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Nov 2001
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"All of your friends, family and associates are currently hiding behind your living room couch waiting for you to return home, and it's not for a surprise party."

"Your dog just made a gruesome discovery."

"You were right. You can't pick stocks."

"You will spend an entire decade and all your life savings to write, direct and produce an independent film that the critics will call 'the longest four minutes' of their lives."

"What you perceive as an innocent infatuation the law will perceive as punishable to up to 15 years in federal prison."

"Your fear of sentient puppets will prove completely rational."

"Everyone at your upcoming high school reunion will think you died--back in the 10th grade."

"Your mom will consider your bride her 'spitting image.'"

"While speeding to make an important meeting you will sideswipe the last unicorn."

"This message isn't real. You're still high, naked and screaming in the Delta hub."
DeathByTheSword is offline DeathByTheSword
King
soon to be a major religion
Nov 2001
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quote:
"This message isn't real. You're still high, naked and screaming in the Delta hub."
chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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"Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!"
Japher is offline Japher
Prince
Ook! Ook! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Jun 2002
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"That wasn't chicken."
Brundlefly is offline Brundlefly
Prince
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Nov 2001
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"That wasn't chicken."

Alex is offline Alex
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Brasil
Mar 1999
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Japher posted it first than me, but it is still worth it...

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GameGeek is offline GameGeek
Chieftain

Nov 2004
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One I got years ago:

"Beware of cookies bearing fortunes."
Alex is offline Alex
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Brasil
Mar 1999
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Another one:

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Alex is offline Alex
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Brasil
Mar 1999
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And yet another one...

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Shogun Gunner is offline Shogun Gunner
Emperor
Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
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@ Alex .. That's great!

Q Cubed is offline Q Cubed
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t3h y3ll0w p3ril
Apr 1999
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See, these are all fake.

THe best real one I ever had was:

"Your luck has changed for the day."
Vlad Antlerkov is offline Vlad Antlerkov
King
Do you have Matt Stairs in your house?
Mar 1999
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"Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."
Tattila the Hun is offline Tattila the Hun
Prince
Tornio
Oct 2002
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"RUN!"

Guynemer is offline Guynemer
King

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Mar 1999
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"The calls are coming from inside your house!"
Japher is offline Japher
Prince
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Jun 2002
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"Soylent Green isn't the only thing made out of people."
Dr Strangelove is offline Dr Strangelove
King
USA
Jan 1970
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" Hey! You found Jimmy Hoffa!"
Pyrodrew is offline Pyrodrew
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Dec 2000
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http://www.cryingwhileeating.com/
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Alice
What she's eating: A fortune cookie
What she's crying about : The unavoidable nature of fate

Maquiladora is offline Maquiladora
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Jun 2001
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"Thats not a woman"
Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
Apolyton Duke of Off-Topic

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May 1999
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"Your next stop: the Twilight Zone."
molly bloom is offline molly bloom
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Lundenwic
Oct 2001
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I swapped places with the tapeworm in the pork.
Guynemer is offline Guynemer
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Mar 1999
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The condom broke.
orange is offline orange
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It doesn't matter what your name is!
Feb 2000
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Yeah Rocko's Modern Life!!
Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
Apolyton Duke of Off-Topic

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Yo! orange sighting!
chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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ORANGE!!!!
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Brasil
Mar 1999
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Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
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Okay, Pineapple

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