05-08-2005 05:11									#1
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Which is funnier?

Sen. Rick Santorum alias Sanctimonious alias Scrotum with this gem:

quote: The fabulous snarky Lehrer started jabbing an obviously frustrated and annoyed Santorum when the topic turned to the abortion issue. By the time they got on the rights of gays, Santorum was virtually yelling at Lehrer. Santorum reiterated his assertion that gay sex is never consensual and that it is a kin to bigamy, polygamy, incest, or adultery. At that point, Lehrer let loose and brought up the fact that Santorum's Chief of Staff just came out of the closet. Santorum was pissed off that Lehrer brought this up.

http://www.wnyc.org/shows/bl/episodes/08042005
Look for "It Takes A Senator" segment

Or Robert Novak alias Treasonous Sack of Pig Vomit alias I'm The Victim being a little crybaby on live television ... and no one else on set really stops to notice:

quote: Pressure getting to Novak? CNN contributor and syndicated columnist Robert D. Novak stormed off CNN's set after using vulgar language during a live discussion with CNN contributor James Carville on the "Strategy Session" segment of the August 4 edition of CNN's Inside Politics. While discussing Rep. Katherine Harris's (R-FL) plan to run for a Senate seat against Sen. Bill Nelson (D-FL), Novak told Carville, "Just let me finish what I'm going to say, James, please. I know you hate to hear me." Carville said to host Ed Henry, describing Novak: "He's gotta show these right-wingers that he's got backbone, you know. The Wall Street Journal editorial page is watching you. Show 'em you're tough." Novak responded: "Well, I think that's bull****, and I hate that." He then said to Henry, "Just let it go." As Henry asked Carville a question, Novak walked off the set. After the segment ended, Henry apologized to viewers for Novak's leaving the set "a little early," adding: "I had told him in advance that we were going to ask him about the CIA leak case. He was not here for me to be able to ask him about that. Hopefully, we'll be able to ask him about that in the future." Posted to the web on Thursday August 4, 2005 at 5:09 PM EST

http://mediamatters.org/items/200508040004

Better video links found here:
http://www.crooksandliars.com/ - Look for "Novak Freaks on the Set!"



Weeeee!!!



Edit: Why is the last " sign being turned into &qu?
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Editx3: Huh, auto-censor didn't catch that...

	05-08-2005 05:23									#2
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That explains mrfun.

	05-08-2005 05:25									#3
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It is apparent to anyone not brainwashed by libruls that gays are intent on destroying not only the family, but America as a country, society and culture, replacing it with an Occult-obsessed society of rapists.

This is all evident in the number of gays who listen to Air America and NPR.

	05-08-2005 05:25									#4
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the occult is cool.

	05-08-2005 05:33									#5
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Rick Sanitorium is delusional.

I live in Pennsylvania and I will do everything I can to ensure that this idiot does NOT get re-elected.

	05-08-2005 05:37									#6
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Assassination?

	05-08-2005 05:45									#7
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Any means necessary.

Please note that this is not an endorsement of the unmitigated killing of elected officials. Any resemblance to dead officials real or imagined is strictly coincidental. No elected officials were harmed in the typing of this post. If you work for some government agency, please go look for real "badguys" instead of harassing me.

	05-08-2005 05:47									#8
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You could have just said, "Hiring someone to have butt sex with the Senator." and left it at that.

	05-08-2005 06:26									#9
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* Q Cubed is confused.

How is gay sex never consensual? Especially if both of them say... yes?

	05-08-2005 07:10									#10
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Because their pet box turtle wasn't invited to join...

	05-08-2005 08:03									#11
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Okay, so I'm actually listening to the mp3 of the whole interview...

He's turning me off right away. He's blaming ****in' everything on the left, and doing all sorts of contortions with his viewpoint.

	05-08-2005 08:31									#12
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In regards to Novak...

Jon Stewart's master plan continues to bloom before our very eyes...

	05-08-2005 09:33									#13
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I've lost some faith in Jon Stewart. As he himself said, there are two schools of thought when he interviewed Rick Santorum last week: Some think it sucked, and some think it suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

	06-08-2005 21:31									#14
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Well he's still better than conan is now....I think late night in general is hitting a dry spell or maybe I just don't drink as much as I used to...

	06-08-2005 21:47									#15
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Isn't Pennsylvania supposed to be a relatively sane part of the US? How did a bozo like Santorum get elected there?

	07-08-2005 04:25									#16
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist Isn't Pennsylvania supposed to be a relatively sane part of the US? How did a bozo like Santorum get elected there?

Outside of the two main cities, Pennsylvania is the deep south. Then again, that's pretty much true of the whole country.

	07-08-2005 05:44									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist Isn't Pennsylvania supposed to be a relatively sane part of the US?

No. Just going to the Vet (Veteran's Stadium, when it was still standing) gives you an idea. The only stadium in the US with its own jail.

Ick, and they eat cheese steaks...

	07-08-2005 10:15									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Last Conformist Isn't Pennsylvania supposed to be a relatively sane part of the US? How did a bozo like Santorum get elected there?

What's sad is that he originally got the seat by beating Harris Wofford, an old-school, Kennedy-era liberal of immense dignity, stature and integrity in what was an incredibly nasty campaign on the GOP's part. The movie Bob Roberts, which is about a Pennsylvania senatorial election in which a young Republican upstart with no scruples unseats a dignified liberal senator, weirdly prefigured that 1994 election (it was made in 1992).