16-08-2005 02:57									#1
	It sucks to be uncool. Post what you could improve on Support Apolyton buy from Amazon

I have become a fleshy doughy bulbous lump over the last 2 years. wieghing in at a buck seventy. I have a small bald spot too? Far from my prime when I was 150 and 12% body fat 3 years ago. I find more and more, women pass me up for oversexed dumbasses who listen to trendy bullshit and wear those retarded bracelets, oh ya they also pop there collars in the clubs. There hair is messy and greasy hair. I have an engagement ring from years ago I still wear, i cant take that ***** off, its stuck. My teeth are slightly decayed from neglect brought on by drugs, did I mention meth? Im told I have a distinct odor of a cardboard. Similiar to the smell of my new scummy apartment, w/ mandatory exposed rusty pipes and algae growth on the kitchen walls included.

I woke up this morning to go to work. I found I had a total of 17 dollars to live on for the week.


My attire resembles a pearl jam fan of 1999 stepping into a time warp coming to 2005.


Crap. After my NA tommorrow. Im going to use my CC to get some clothes and a membership at bally.

Post your flaws damnit. It may make me feel better

	16-08-2005 02:59									#2
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I could actually try to make more human contact than I do now. As it stands, since I detest people (but like certain persons), most of my interactions with anything alive are mediated through electronic devices.

So much so that I firmly feel that my machines actually communicate with me. I enjoy their company.

	16-08-2005 03:02									#3
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Maybe you can get a job as a poster child of why NOT to do drugs.

	16-08-2005 03:02									#4
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FG that is. Not Q^3.

	16-08-2005 03:04									#5
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quote: I have become a fleshy doughy bulbous lump over the last 2 years. wieghing in at a buck seventy. I have a small bald spot too? Far from my prime when I was 150 and 12% body fat 3 years ago.

Apparently being dead has a negative effect on health.

	16-08-2005 03:08									#6
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I have a hard time faking my own death. Can anyone give me any tips on how to get away from it all?

	16-08-2005 03:10									#7
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It also need a better job This warehouse bullshit sucks. 10.50 an hour is enough for rent, insurance, and a ****in shitty FORD that breaks alot and a 2 year financed E-machine . I use to be a salary guy damnit. Top notch. I worked for PDI and Boeing damnit. I traveled the ****in world. I used to drive a ****in Celica. Hey atleast I still had starcraft, Call to Power and Red alert in storage. I met a fellow apolyton gamer at Heathrow. We had pints in london!!! Gav was so impressed by my charecter he paid.

Ya drugs suck. I almost bought some yesterday.

Funny, 5 years later after I registered how true my username turns out to become.

Last edited by faded glory on 16-08-2005 at 03:15

	16-08-2005 03:15									#8
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It's kind of uncool to be this cool. Makes me feel like a hog.

	16-08-2005 03:26									#9
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That got me thinking. Like I said. I am an idiot and having been hiding under a rock for 3 years. What the **** are those yellow/pink/white bracelets anyway. Who the **** is 50 cent? Damnit I wanna go back :cry:

	16-08-2005 03:27									#10
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I could stop posting here. It would free up masive amounts of time for other things.

	16-08-2005 03:28									#11
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

I need to work out

I need to get a job

I need to do more interesting activities then play video games and post on apolyton

Jon miller

	16-08-2005 03:30									#12
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Wow nothings changed for you has it jon?





FG,

	16-08-2005 03:35									#13
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I need to work out

I need to get a job

I need to do more interesting activities then play video games and post on apolyton

Spiffor

	16-08-2005 04:24									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor I need to work out I need to get a job I need to do more interesting activities then play video games and post on apolyton Spiffor

* Kassiopeia pats Spiffor on the shoulder

That's what two weeks offline do to you. Don't worry, it'll go over soon.

	16-08-2005 05:14									#15
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Actually, I think it sucks to be cool.

	16-08-2005 05:23									#16
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i'd think that too if i were as uncool as you ludd

	16-08-2005 06:42									#17
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Or conversely, you would be as uncool as I am if you thought like that.

	16-08-2005 07:07									#18
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well I'm stuck being sober until my next harvest in like 2 months

	16-08-2005 07:08									#19
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Cool is so dead. These days everybody is cool. If everybody is cool, then nobody is cool. The mass media has ruined the concept.

	16-08-2005 08:17									#20
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Sorry but I have to add this to the other guys, Who needs cool when you have more titles like Dic* and bit**

	16-08-2005 08:40									#21
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word up


ps i am always cool

	16-08-2005 08:52									#22
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Just cool?

I thought you were a playa.

	16-08-2005 08:56									#23
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Bk u just called ted a beach in spanish!! I hope u mean player

	16-08-2005 08:57									#24
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YOung Kenobi is busting out the Ebonics.

Although he is breaking out the Espanol on all his Latin ladies.

	16-08-2005 09:06									#25
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Bk Has latin ladies?? where the heck did he find them at ? Must have been the many bus stations he traveled through

	16-08-2005 09:13									#26
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Latina ladies?

You have far too much confidence in me Ted

	16-08-2005 09:49									#27
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MAybe he meant all the latinos higing in TLCs bed.

	16-08-2005 11:33									#28
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Too late, I turned them into soap already.


Me, I ought work out, I ought get my frikken head in order, fix my beard, and get a girlfriend.

	16-08-2005 11:36									#29
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I'm perfect.

	16-08-2005 11:55									#30
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I don't really feel like getting into a relationship right now, so no g/f, please. Learning to dance better, and getting that internship at that lab at this factory, I am supposed to get the phone about some time soon. I am working out, and hanging out with my friends all the time, and it's summer, beaches and *****es ( ) are cool.

Ooh, yes, have got to start studying for the math exam in september!