15-01-2001 08:50									#91
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*horse border troops rudely taunt and fart in the general direction of the already smelly dieticians*


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	15-01-2001 13:14									#92
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Just when I thought this game had the lot, along comes a farting horse to spice it up some more.

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	16-01-2001 04:27									#93
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These games must getting too hot as both Deity and AH did a runner last night and did not play.

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	16-01-2001 05:31									#94
	Inflate your Upload Space

*Captain Dieticus jokes sweep the Horse Empire*

"His men would follow him anywhere - but only out of morbid curiosity"


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	16-01-2001 05:50									#95
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*What's got one forward gear and three reverse gears?*

*A Deititian tank!*

+scurries for cover+

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	16-01-2001 06:25									#96
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Residents of Peaceful Horse roll a huge sign up to the city gates and point it at the trespassing Dietician troops. It reads:

"Captain Dieticus is so dense, light bends around him"

*Horse Empire falls about laughing*




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	16-01-2001 14:50									#97
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<center><table width=80%><tr><td><font color=000080 face="Verdana" size=2><font size="1">quote:
<img src=/forums/"/images/blue1.gif" width=100% height=1>
</font><font size=1>Originally posted by Alexander's Horse on 01-15-2001 07:31 PM</font>
*Captain Dieticus jokes sweep the Horse Empire*

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Captain Deiticus aims to please. He is much happier now
A cold war has been warmed by the friendly horse farters.
What do you feed them AH? Beans on a cracker?
Pooooh...

Capt Deiticus tucks into another beautiful seafood meal freshly caught east of "AH for Brekkie"...
What awaits him in the morning...?
Hmmmm, what's for breakfast?

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	16-01-2001 16:05									#98
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<center><table width=80%><tr><td><font color=000080 face="Verdana" size=2><font size="1">quote:
<img src=/forums/"/images/blue1.gif" width=100% height=1>
</font><font size=1>Originally posted by finbar on 01-15-2001 07:50 PM</font>
*What's got one forward gear and three reverse gears?*

*A Deititian tank!*

+scurries for cover+


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DEITIAN!

Well, most peaceful civs are tentative about aggression
Besides, having gears is fine when the others have horsies

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	17-01-2001 03:16									#99
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*The horse empire sends extra funds to "Peaceful Horse" so they can demoralise the intruding Deitician troops by partying constantly.*


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	17-01-2001 06:16									#100
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"Fetchez la vache!"

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	17-01-2001 06:29									#101
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*Horse empire citizens are puzzled by Dietican defectors, who all ask for a good spanking*

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	17-01-2001 14:57									#102
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rumours spread around the known world that Captain Deiticus is a POOF.

This perhaps explains why Horse wants to be so close to him.

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	19-01-2001 10:45									#103
	Inflate your Upload Space

Lowang's population shudder at the way other civilizations train their troops...naked on the bottom half and encouraged to be intimate with their comrades... you guys are giving my children nightmares!

My people dread to be caught down wing of any of AH's troops....we hear the stench wilts plantlife.

We also hear that venereal disease has broken out amongst the Deitian ranks.

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	19-01-2001 11:09									#104
	Got spare money?

Lowang can play again as long as he promises not to run any other programs whilst playing

I noticed we had no probs last night.


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	19-01-2001 11:30									#105
	Enter the AD-FREE zone

Speaking of nights, I won't be around this one (Friday). Nor, in fact, will our Honorary Skippy, Berzerker, according to what he told me via ICQ this morning, anyway.

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	20-01-2001 11:57									#106
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Yeah I'm not gonna be around till Tuesday i'm afraid

Got stuff on.... Ready and geared up to play all week next week.
I apologise for running progs while i play civ....
it won't happen again and i have sought therapy for my multi-tasking habits and incessantly trying to push **** uphill.

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	20-01-2001 13:33									#107
	Got spare money?

*Australians look for a game in which Lowang is doing well with a view to letting an AI take over his civ. Discover such a game doesn't exist*

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	21-01-2001 15:02									#108
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<center><table width=80%><tr><td><font color=000080 face="Verdana" size=2><font size="1">quote:
<img src=/forums/"/images/blue1.gif" width=100% height=1>
</font><font size=1>Originally posted by finbar on 01-20-2001 03:33 AM</font>
*Australians look for a game in which Lowang is doing well with a view to letting an AI take over his civ. Discover such a game doesn't exist*


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Its a bit like trying to find a game in which finbar is doing well.



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	21-01-2001 15:37									#109
	Put an end to popups!

Caught at third man off a top edge, Hydey?

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	22-01-2001 04:16									#110
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I seem to be a runaway winner in our current game


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	22-01-2001 04:37									#111
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Who loses 5 cities defended by 2 veteran archers each to barbarians? That takes a special talent.. unless of course the barbs are using riflemen.

	22-01-2001 04:50									#112
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<center><table width=80%><tr><td><font color=000080 face="Verdana" size=2><font size="1">quote:
<img src=/forums/"/images/blue1.gif" width=100% height=1>
</font><font size=1>Originally posted by Snog on 01-21-2001 06:37 PM</font>
Who loses 5 cities defended by 2 veteran archers each to barbarians? That takes a special talent.. unless of course the barbs are using riflemen.
<img src=/forums/"/images/blue1.gif" width=100% height=1></font></td></tr></table></center>

Yes well, we were too discreet to point that out but now that you have.....




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	22-01-2001 07:28									#113
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<img src=/forums/"/images/blue1.gif" width=100% height=1>
</font><font size=1>Originally posted by Alexander's Horse on 01-21-2001 06:16 PM</font>
I seem to be a runaway winner in our current game


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Oh to have been in the sheltered position you are with only the Persians to worry about. Drat being caught in a 4-way squeeze between the Russians, Persians, Germans and (until last night) the Indians.


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	22-01-2001 07:31									#114
	Put an end to popups!

<center><table width=80%><tr><td><font color=000080 face="Verdana" size=2><font size="1">quote:
<img src=/forums/"/images/blue1.gif" width=100% height=1>
</font><font size=1>Originally posted by Alexander's Horse on 01-21-2001 06:50 PM</font>
Yes well, we were too discreet to point that out but now that you have.....

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Quite.



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	22-01-2001 08:38									#115
	Put an end to popups!

<center><table width=80%><tr><td><font color=000080 face="Verdana" size=2><font size="1">quote:
<img src=/forums/"/images/blue1.gif" width=100% height=1>
</font>&lt;font size=1&gt;Originally posted by finbar on 01-21-2001 09:28 PM&lt;/font&gt;
Oh to have been in the sheltered position you are with only the Persians to worry about. Drat being caught in a 4-way squeeze between the Russians, Persians, Germans and (until last night) the Indians.


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Poor didums. Actually I have 3 neighbours myself and I've had wars but my terrain is probably more defensible than yours - and of course they are all scared of me now

You need to break out and get stuck into one of your neighbours. Some are tech and pop rich. The Germans might be your best bet.

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	22-01-2001 12:08									#116
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Germans are a million miles away. Actually, the Indians are closer and seem to be pretty tech and resource rich.

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	22-01-2001 12:54									#117
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Well this is a non coop game but I can tell you that the Persians are no longer much of a threat to you because I have blocked off their main cities from you.

It seems like the Russians are going soft, the ai is clearly concentrating on other civs. I want Moscow though

Btw, its 7pm and I'm still at work


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	22-01-2001 14:58									#118
	Enter the AD-FREE zone

<center><table width=80%><tr><td><font color=000080 face="Verdana" size=2><font size="1">quote:
<img src=/forums/"/images/blue1.gif" width=100% height=1>
</font><font size=1>Originally posted by Alexander's Horse on 01-22-2001 02:54 AM</font>
Btw, its 7pm and I'm still at work


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So was I sooky la la boy , so get your arse down here fast so you and I can continue kicking finbars arse with our secret alliance.



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	22-01-2001 15:02									#119
	Increase the size of your Attachments

<center><table width=80%><tr><td><font color=000080 face="Verdana" size=2><font size="1">quote:
<img src=/forums/"/images/blue1.gif" width=100% height=1>
</font><font size=1>Originally posted by Snog on 01-21-2001 06:37 PM</font>
Who loses 5 cities defended by 2 veteran archers each to barbarians? That takes a special talent.. unless of course the barbs are using riflemen.
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Very poor attempt to upset Hydey.

You are welcome to play me anytime , I might even play sober for you if you like.



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	23-01-2001 05:22									#120
	Put an end to popups!

<center><table width=80%><tr><td><font color=000080 face="Verdana" size=2><font size="1">quote:
<img src=/forums/"/images/blue1.gif" width=100% height=1>
</font><font size=1>Originally posted by finbar on 01-22-2001 02:08 AM</font>

Actually, the Indians are closer and seem to be pretty tech and resource rich.


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Have you got a couple of spare archers?




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