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Guynemer
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Bah. PA would at best be like Crabbe or Goyle; far too dim to cast an Imperius curse.
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Jon Miller
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I liked Trelawney
JM
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a.kitman
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could someone give me a short version of the potter story so far. Iam not going to read the books so give me all the spoilers.
a link will be fine
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a.kitman
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my very first dance. how flattaring
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Japher
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Ook! Ook! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Jun 2002 time: 05:37
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Summary of Harry Potter
by Japher
Harry Potter is a mean little boy who is force to live under the stairs by his evil step sisters.
One day Harry finds some magic stamps underneath the kitchen sink. After taking them he finds that he has super wizarding powers.
He learns that there are other wizards, and even a wizard school! They put him a cloak and send him to this fabulous place far from his evil step sisters.
At this school he learns that there is a very evil person who has been trying to kill him since he was a baby, but can't because of a scar on his forehead.
Other kids vie for Harry's attention because he is a Stallion (if you know what I mean).
Harry finds a secret chamber, that him and his friends use to smoke pot in.
They also find another secret room where they hold orgies.
Harry doesn't like his Potions teacher because he doesn't allow him to drink anything they make.
Harry plays a game with his broom.
Many things happen.
Some old dude dies.
There is a big hairy guy, who's name isn' Harry, because that is Harry's name.
You are a muggle.
Last edited by Japher on 20-08-2005 at 00:46
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