20-08-2005 19:29									#31
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I only have to get it to the plane - after the barrier - I'll have the tickets and passports

	20-08-2005 20:46									#32
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mmm..
Here is a strategic plan

Now remember, just like in civ we often "Role Play" so you may need to and try real hard to be a stand up guy

be honest

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	20-08-2005 21:40									#33
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Only one word is needed to describe this situation.

Whipped!

Whod've thunk it.

	20-08-2005 21:53									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski tubesr says u work for the goverment if thats true grab a sticker and say it belongs to work

Wow... that's brilliant. Always get a woman to inform you on how to pass the feminile wiles .

	21-08-2005 00:11									#35
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui Wow... that's brilliant. Always get a woman to inform you on how to pass the feminile wiles .

Hey in my own defense I didnt say it tuber did give him the credit. Oh and by the way i would believe him if he told me that story. Course he he waited till i went to hawaii for work to upgrade his pc Not a dumb guy I guess

	21-08-2005 00:53									#36
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This is why you buy things mail order and have them sent to the office. You'll keep the delivery out of her sight and give yourself a chance to make an adaquate plan to sneak it past her.

	21-08-2005 03:39									#37
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I've got the laptop working and open on my desktop.

Was it worth it - yes, oh yes. Its very cool.

Now some toilet cleaning tips for guys The main thing is stay in there long enough to make it plausible - 2 or 3 minutes at least. You can pass the time by taking a dump yourself if the mood takes you. Flush the toilet frequently and tap the porcelain with the brush a lot, bomb the karzy with air freshener and you're out of there man

	21-08-2005 03:40									#38
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not when the toilet has brown stains in it.. and smells terrible a few hours later

Jon Miller
(has a toilet that really needs cleaning (And is used by 6 people + guests))

	21-08-2005 03:50									#39
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You need to bomb it. Go to the hardware store and get some of that heavy duty stuff, don special forces gear, including goggles and breathing apparatus. They could save your life. Run in there, drop it in the bowl, yell "fire in the Hold!" and run out again.

Come back with air freshener and you're done Jon

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	21-08-2005 03:57									#40
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yeah accept you have failed to explain the large hole where the toliet used to sit. i think the missus might notice the missing porcelien and the larege whole

	21-08-2005 03:59									#41
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I think she needs to put your nads in a nutcracker.
Either that, or give her like amount to spend.

	21-08-2005 04:01									#42
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand I think she needs to put your nads in a nutcracker. Either that, or give her like amount to spend.

can all of yall of yall say owwww at the same time what a double hit in the nads and the wallet

	21-08-2005 04:02									#43
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shouldn't Mrs Tuberski be asking Tubs what else he knows......

	21-08-2005 04:06									#44
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Oh sure. Deflect attention.

	21-08-2005 04:16									#45
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse shouldn't Mrs Tuberski be asking Tubs what else he knows......

I'm not getting involved anymore..... I saw the word nutcracker in this thread....

ACK!

	21-08-2005 04:17									#46
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse shouldn't Mrs Tuberski be asking Tubs what else he knows......

No Cause I am not sure I want to know at the moment and he ran out of the room as soon as he saw the word nutcraker and nads

	21-08-2005 04:24									#47
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hey grandpa troll, that guy is just not me

	21-08-2005 09:39									#48
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By the way, if you have one that's really nasty - janitorial stores have this heavy duty stuff that uses, if memory serves me correctly, hydroflouric acid. You MUST use goggles and gloves and long sleeves, I skipped the latter once and got my forearm burned. But if you have that really hard water that makes it difficult to clean - that stuff (I won't say crap - that's what you're supposed to be cleaning) really works. And once you poor it in - it's going to be REALLY sterile.

	21-08-2005 09:48									#49
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just pour a coke down there - its rumoured to clean even the toughest dunny

	21-08-2005 20:14									#50
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I actually tried that once... it didn't work.

What a waste

	21-08-2005 20:47									#51
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What a sorry bunch of winnies who don;t even know how to clean a bathroom. Jesus, cleaning the inside of a toilet is one of the easiets parts of cleaning a bathroom- any regular old toilet cleaner works, just spray some on, take your tiolet brush, scrub for 5 minutes tops, then flush. Hell, a chimp could do it. Cleaning the floor, the sink, the outside of the toilet, all those things take far more time. And then there is cleaning a bath-that is the real time killer.

	21-08-2005 21:20									#52
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GePap

Weren't some of you guys in the army?

	21-08-2005 21:25									#53
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no, some of us are heterosexual

	22-08-2005 02:45									#54
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quote: Originally posted by GePap What a sorry bunch of winnies who don;t even know how to clean a bathroom. Jesus, cleaning the inside of a toilet is one of the easiets parts of cleaning a bathroom- any regular old toilet cleaner works, just spray some on, take your tiolet brush, scrub for 5 minutes tops, then flush. Hell, a chimp could do it. Cleaning the floor, the sink, the outside of the toilet, all those things take far more time. And then there is cleaning a bath-that is the real time killer.

Nah I wet the surface, sprinkle it with Comet and leave the tub alone until at the end after I've done everything else.

Then I turn the shower on, and step in, scrub the tub (the scum or wahtever usually just go off just like that) then when it's done, I take a shower and step out into a clean bathroom

	22-08-2005 09:37									#55
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Depends. I lived in an area where the water hardness went off the scale, which on most test kits goes up to ten. When calcium builds up on any surface, it becomes nightmarish to clean off, and in the toilet it becomes discolored and nasty. That's one I tried the local janitorial store and discovered the Hydrofluoric acid based stuff.

	22-08-2005 09:44									#56
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My wife actually likes cleaning the bathroom. Only thing she actually enjoys cleaning.

	22-08-2005 09:45									#57
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Hydroflouric acid is the most powerful acid there is. It's a gas in it's natural state (but so is hydrocholic and sulfuric).

	22-08-2005 12:02									#58
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Hydroflouric acid is the most powerful acid there is. It's a gas in it's natural state (but so is hydrocholic and sulfuric).

HF is a weak acid in terms of ionization. One of the strongests acid is aqua regis

	22-08-2005 14:50									#59
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara My wife actually likes cleaning the bathroom. Only thing she actually enjoys cleaning.

I wonder what a psychologist would make of that given you're not, ahem, up for it.

Using the laptop btw

	22-08-2005 14:58									#60
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quote: HF is a weak acid in terms of ionization. One of the strongests acid is aqua regis

Well, yes but ionization isn't the only thing to look for. Even though it's pKa is relatively high, it forms H2F+ ( self ionisation).

In any case, SbF5 HF is the strongest system known.