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Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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Panmunjon, hands up!
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I just bought a laptop, its in the garage, I need to get it past Mrs Horse Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

Help!

This operation will require cunning, guile, and an understanding of feminine wiles

Bear in mind here we're talking about a woman who knows the vaccuum cleaner is broken but won't buy an electrolux for $99 - half price with trade-in While we're having that conversation I have a brand new $1000 laptop ($900 with cash back ) in the back of the truck.

I'm in deep here boys

Oh God, she's just reminded me of the bar fridge and micro wave in my den that I never use They were on special too man

She knows, she knows

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Women can smell any new purchases at 50 paces. Best fess up now.
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tell her ur just fixing it it for a friend
it might take a while so it will be with yall for a bit might work
Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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I told her I got a pay rise this week - which is true, about 10%.
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tubesr says u work for the goverment if thats true grab a sticker and say it belongs to work
Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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that's brilliant

Then I can pretend I'm really important too

But why did I bring it out from the garage on Saturday after visiting the mall

I can't wait till Monday

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Only making things worse for yourself, you know it.
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tell the missus u need to get familiar with the work equipment and then you can play all with it
Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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I went back to the mall and got the vacuum cleaner - NOT ONLY was it an ElectroluX "Elite", not only was it HALF PRICE, not only did they dispose of our old cleaner, not only did they let me keep the attachments off the old cleaner BUT I got a BRAND NEW steam cleaner ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Mrs horse just rolled her eyes

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quote:
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I went back to the mall and got the vacuum cleaner - NOT ONLY was it an ElectroluX "Elite", not only was it HALF PRICE, not only did they dispose of our old cleaner, not only did they let me keep the attachments off the old cleaner BUT I got a BRAND NEW steam cleaner ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Mrs horse just rolled her eyes

u told her the truth didnt you
Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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no, she was cleaning the toilets, a job she hates. Soooo, I offered to do it for her

Just because I love her

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I bet that will make her suspicious

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Go buy her a 300$ vacuum cleaner

EDIT: Ooh, I saw you already did (but not that expensive).
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The vacuum cleaner was a bad move:

You got a laptop for playing games and to enjoy yourself...
she got a vacuum cleaner???
Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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you sexists - the vaccuum cleaner is for me to use.
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Whatever works for you.
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you can laugh boys - but the laptop is now set up in my office

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I support your covert action against your wife

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Mar 2001
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*coughwhipped
Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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your turn will come

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no, i'd tell my woman to go make me a pie

edit: or give me head while I tked people in BF2
Alexander's Horse is offline Alexander's Horse
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rigggggggggghhhhhhhhtttttttttt
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i'm with wiglaf and john roberts

women belong in the kitchen, making me a pie
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do you have one ?

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Got spare money?

a kitchen?
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Nah, a pie.

Don't think so.

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Hi Horsie,
you know you'll have to fess up... the only way to pass a laptop i n front of the wife is if you buy two.
 
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