23-08-2005 18:35									#1
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quote: NewsMax Media Inc. headquartered in West Palm Beach for more than five years continues to grow at an outstanding rate. We offer multiple ground breaking publishing products and merchandise including a high traffic news site, monthly magazine, newsletters, books, audio tapes, apparel, framed artwork and many other items. We are seeking a webmaster / web application developer to join our team of successful information technology experts. NewsMax Media publishes NewsMax Magazine reaching 350,000 readers monthly as well as NewsMax.com with over 10 million visitors per month. Position Description: The candidate will assist the existing web application development team in creating online promotional websites and landing pages. Typical responsibilities include, but are not limited to: * Use DreamWeaver and ColdFusion for the creation of landing pages for online marketing promotions * Optimizing images for web and email * Formatting HTML for marketing email campaigns * Proof-reading content for online and email communications * General web design and layout improvements * Assisting in continued development of eCommerce programming Minimum Position Requirements: * At least two years solid experience in web design and web application development * Highly proficient with ColdFusion MX programming and DreamWeaver MX * Skilled in JavaScript and HTML required; Use of Perl and XML a plus * Experience with relational database design and use (Microsoft SQL preferred) * Skilled in Photoshop and Image Ready for image manipulation * Minimum High School Diploma or GED equivalent * Verifiable references * Basic networking and computing training in a Windows environment * Available to work after hours and weekends, as required. * Dedicated to exceeding quality standards and providing service of the highest caliber * Excellent multi-tasking skills. Prioritizes and performs a variety of concurrent tasks with minimal direction. * Familiar with Windows 2000 and Windows Server 2003 * Microsoft Active Directory, DNS, IIS configuration a plus Send Your Info to: Qualified candidates should submit their resume, cover letter, and salary requirements by emailing them to: jobs@newsmax.com No calls, faxes, or in-person visits, please. Travel required: none Telecommute: no

Leave aside the fact I can't do ColdFusion.

	23-08-2005 18:37									#2
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DEFINETLY!

	23-08-2005 18:38									#3
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how can you leave aside a major requirement for the job

	23-08-2005 18:41									#4
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Do it for communism!

	23-08-2005 18:42									#5
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If you can't hack a major requirement of the job, why would you want to waste both of your time?

	23-08-2005 18:42									#6
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YES

	23-08-2005 18:44									#7
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor YES

Why? See my last post for more info.

	23-08-2005 18:45									#8
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc If you can't hack a major requirement of the job,

DD doesn't get it. Neither does theStinger.

	23-08-2005 18:46									#9
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@DD, Stinger.

	23-08-2005 18:50									#10
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara DD doesn't get it. Neither does theStinger.

Do you routinely apply for jobs you can not handle?

	23-08-2005 18:54									#11
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This reminds me of the kuci selfpwning.

	23-08-2005 18:55									#12
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quote: This reminds me of the kuci selfpwning.

Indeed. yet another stunning defeat for the AECCP

	23-08-2005 18:56									#13
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This is a joke. On the other hand, Cold Fusion shouldn't take more than a week to learn.

	23-08-2005 18:56									#14
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc Do you routinely apply for jobs you can not handle?

(newsmax)

	23-08-2005 19:03									#15
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quote: Originally posted by pchang This is a joke. On the other hand, Cold Fusion shouldn't take more than a week to learn.

Yeah, from what I remember, CF is exceedingly easy to learn. I just wish I had a CF server to practice on.

	23-08-2005 19:04									#16
	Suffering from ads?

GO for it, and pick up a book on Cold Fussion on the way to the interview.

I'm in WPB a few times a year. A nice place when hurricanes aren't destroying it.

	23-08-2005 19:04									#17
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Btw, I am not referring to the "living in Self-Denial" Top 10 Classic.

"HTF do you get hair in the shower?" is still the question to ask, though.

	23-08-2005 19:06									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Asher (newsmax)

Ahh, it's complete. DD selfpwnment to the max. Thanks Asher.

	23-08-2005 19:07									#19
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yes

apply for jobs that you fill most of the requirements for

there will rarely be a job with a For Che advertisement

JM

	23-08-2005 19:10									#20
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How the mighty have fallen.

25 "Hail Mary"s and a drunk thread.

	23-08-2005 19:46									#21
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you should get the job che

then one day, walk into the ceo's office and open fire... kill all the executives too

	23-08-2005 21:19									#22
	Put an end to popups!

Most definitely, comrade. You may get the job, in which case, subvert them from within

	23-08-2005 21:24									#23
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i'm thinking truck bomb

	23-08-2005 21:24									#24
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Mata Hari, Kim Philby, Chegitz Guevara...

	23-08-2005 22:21									#25
	Suffering from ads?

Not knowing Cold Fusion.

A good excuse to go to community college or some tech school at night instead of posting here.

	23-08-2005 22:50									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Az Btw, I am not referring to the "living in Self-Denial" Top 10 Classic. "HTF do you get hair in the shower?" is still the question to ask, though.

It was a good kucipwnage while it lasted... until Asher felt pity.

	23-08-2005 23:42									#27
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Only because Asher had just s lightly less number of bathrooms. Of course, he aspires to have more....

	23-08-2005 23:55									#28
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quote: Should I apply for this job?

Oh yes...