25-08-2005 09:12									#1
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A friend of mine just had a LASIK surgery so I searched the Web for information about it. And I found this. Really, I don't know if I should laugh or cry... Its high time we had an armed branch of the Sceptics...

http://www.program-for-better-visio...ye-surgery.html

For 39.95$, that scumbag will send you his so-called program for better vision. It includes:

quote: a 202 page Book 2 CDs or 3 Audio Tapes Fusion String 5 Powerful Vision Charts

He informs us that:

quote: How Can the Cambridge Institute for Better Vision Correct Poor Vision — When No One Else Can? You might be one of the millions who have come to believe one or more of the six most popular misconceptions about your vision: 1. Poor vision is inherited; 2. Vision inevitably deteriorates with age; 3. Poor vision is caused by certain visual activities; 4. Weak eye muscles cause poor vision; 5. Seeing is solely a physical, mechanical process. But the most common eyesight myth is: 6. The quality of vision is determined only by the shape of the eye. According to this theory, if your eyes are the "correct" shape, you will have clear vision. If they're misshapen or distorted, you'll suffer vision problems. (These misconceptions are explored in detail in The Program for Better Vision. Read why I call them "Vision Myths" and find out what the limiting factors to vision are.)

	25-08-2005 10:12									#2
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The three best things I know to improve eyesight without physical intervention are:

1. Sleep
2. Fish oil
3. Certain vitamins

Other than that, not sure what else will do it.

	25-08-2005 10:19									#3
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4. Less masturbation

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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse 4. Less masturbation

Damn, beat me to it.

	25-08-2005 10:41									#6
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Actually, this idea isn't wholly without merit. The military has some eye exercises to help strengthen their pilots' visual acuity, both for eye movement and focusing. Men's Health magazine had an article and chart just recently (we get those kinds of magazines in a gym, naturally). I'd post a scan of it, but I forgot to make one.

	25-08-2005 11:10									#7
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Come on, you must be joking! The guy is saying that someone with severe myopia, like me, can have 20/20 vision without glasses, contacts or surgery. There is absolutely no merit in that!

The "natural" remedies you guys mentioned might improve my vision, but only slightly. But I'm sceptical. They sound like old wives tales, if you ask me. And DRoseDARs, I'm sure you know you don't have to believe everything they say in Men's magazines, nor everything the military suggests.

	25-08-2005 11:39									#8
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Notice I didn't provide a percentage of how much merit it had versus how much it didn't. I'm sure this guy is selling snake oil. Men's Health is still a well-established (no, it isn't pornographic if that's what you're getting at) publication: They do their research. And obviously, your eyesight has to be pretty decent to begin with to be a fighter pilot; the military's eye exercises merely build upon that.

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	25-08-2005 15:56									#10
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I have perfect eyesight so that one is a myth

	25-08-2005 18:54									#11
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yeah I've seen this garbage before...

my eye doctor says it's full of ****...

literally... he said, "it's full of ****"

	25-08-2005 19:36									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker <--- Can spot hoes at 5 miles

Mjyes, but that's more of a psychic ability. Sensitivity to the movements of the Force, to put in layman's terms.

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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse 4. Less masturbation

Could you use a larger font? I can't quite make this out...

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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker <--- Can spot hoes at 5 miles

Good nose!

	25-08-2005 19:54									#15
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I hear adds for this type of stuff every other day on the radio.
A friend of mine at work swears by it. He had marginally bad vision prior. He now no longer wears glasses and passed the vision portion of his drivers test which he previously failed. So in some circumstances, it may actualy work.

I would expect Eye doctors to call it garbage.
Even if they're right.

	25-08-2005 21:38									#16
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eye braces?

	26-08-2005 02:10									#17
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker <--- Can spot hoes at 5 miles

*Ted grunts*

Ted's friend - what's the matter, buddy?

Ted - I smell hoe flesh!

	26-08-2005 04:08									#18
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quote: Originally posted by rah I would expect Eye doctors to call it garbage. Even if they're right.

Yeah, just like the physicists laughed at cold fusion.

	26-08-2005 04:14									#19
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I wear glasses. It's not so bad.

Chicks love a man in glasses.

	26-08-2005 04:57									#20
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Four eyes.

	26-08-2005 07:58									#21
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wonder if that book works for cataracts? I wear glasses to, tho i dont have the slighteset clue where they are at the moment. i guess like the blurs and squinting.

	26-08-2005 08:27									#22
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quote: Originally posted by nostromo *Ted grunts* Ted's friend - what's the matter, buddy? Ted - I smell hoe flesh!

	26-08-2005 08:31									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski wonder if that book works for cataracts? I wear glasses to, tho i dont have the slighteset clue where they are at the moment. i guess like the blurs and squinting.

maybe on your head?