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Hillbilly Medical Terms

Benign- What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria- Back door to cafeteria.
Barium- What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section- A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan- Searching for the cat.
Cauterize- Made eye contact with her.
Colic- A sheep dog.
Coma- A punctuation mark.
D&C- Where Washington is.
Dilate- To live longer than your kids do.
Enema- Not a friend.
Fester- Quicker than someone else.
Fibula- A small lie.
G.I.Series- World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail- What you hang your coat on.
Impotent- Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain- Getting hurt at work.
Morbid- A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates- Cheaper than day rates.
Medical Staff- A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Node- I knew it.
Outpatient- A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear- A fatherhood test.
Pelvis- Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative- A letter carrier.
Recovery Room- Place to do upholstery.
Secretion- Hiding something
Tablet- A small table to change babies on.
Seizure- Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Terminal Illness- Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor- More than one.
Urine- Opposite of mine.
Varicose- Near by
Hospital- The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.

Be honest now..... have you used them??

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Well, I don't guess I understand. Who doesn't?

I be's suh cornfused.
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Cauterize- Made eye contact with her.

Interestingly, "caut" sounds like the Swedish for "horny".
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Barium- What you do with dead folks.




Took me a while.
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Impotent- Distinguished, well known


Never mind.
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Impotent- Distinguished, well known


Never mind.


That's "ne'ermine" for you, son.
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You're right. How silly of me not to have known.
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Surgery - looking for something
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Acute - goodlooking, adorable person
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Anaesthesia - dead Russian princess; also a cartoon of some sort
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Incubate- In th' ateth o'them fancy ceuw-beculls near the lounge area.

Sterilize- A whole buncha lies.
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Medicate- Describing the doc eating lunch.
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Bypass operation- Taking yer pickup on th' interstate (always risky)
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