01-09-2005 02:42									#31
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Hurricane Kathrina has driven the cost of gasoline up by about 16% throughout the country, even Columbia, SC so one wonders if the folks writing the letter believed that they were worthy of punishing too?

Also I wonder if we'll be getting a similar statement from Osama bin Laden or al-Jazeera?

	01-09-2005 04:10									#32
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quote: Hurricane Kathrina has driven the cost of gasoline up by about 16% throughout the country

OMG! It's the oil companies!!

	01-09-2005 04:17									#33
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Hmm, the hurricane was gods punishment for either abortion or gay people ???

Shouldnt these idiots be in a home for the mentaly retarded?

	01-09-2005 05:17									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe Here I thought it was God's wraath on the evli GAYS in the big sleazy. The religious right are slipping. The pixs are clearly of some gay orgasmic nature.

Someone needs to tell God SanFran is about 1700 mi to the west, then.

	01-09-2005 06:10									#35
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No, no no. What God really hates is shrimp. It's in Leviticus, people. He will keep punishing the Gulf Coast until the evils of shrimp etouffee are all washed away.

	01-09-2005 06:11									#36
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	01-09-2005 06:16									#37
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quote: - Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it.

	01-09-2005 06:20									#38
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quote: Leviticus 11:9-12 says: 9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. 10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you: 11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination. 12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you. Deuteronomy 14:9-10 says: 9 These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat: 10 And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you.

The good people at http://www.godhatesshrimp.com know what's what. Don't mess with them.

	01-09-2005 06:24									#39
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I personally think the Gospel omitted to state that it's ok if thou don't look too closely, or when thou be really in the mood for good shrimp.

	01-09-2005 06:28									#40
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And, obviously, as Leviticus and Deuteronomy both make clear, God hates crawdads, too. New Orleans never had a chance...

Unless, of course, it's that God hates drunken women flashing their boobies. But, then, would He actually be God?

	01-09-2005 06:39									#41
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quote: well... global warming is supported by scientific evidence... can't really compare the two dis... I hope you see the difference. And I really HOPE you don't equate the two.

Global warming has different meanings for different people, alot of these people on the left who dont research climate think we are responsible for warmer weather while the scientists accept global warming as a natural phenomonen occuring in cycles which human life probably affects but to what degree is unknown.

	01-09-2005 07:55									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly And, obviously, as Leviticus and Deuteronomy both make clear, God hates crawdads, too. New Orleans never had a chance...

I'm thinking it's really the crawdads. Lots of other places have shrimp.

	01-09-2005 07:57									#43
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btw, I remember the news outlets and speculations about how many died in 9/11. The projections were up to 50,000. So hopefully the death toll in NO & the gulf coast will be much lower.

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quote: Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly Unless, of course, it's that God hates drunken women flashing their boobies.

Wouldn't that make God gay?

	01-09-2005 08:56									#45
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quote: Originally posted by Guynemer Wouldn't that make God gay?

didn't god create a naked man before a woman?

	01-09-2005 08:57									#46
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It's all starting to make sense.

	01-09-2005 09:00									#47
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quote: Originally posted by Guynemer It's all starting to make sense.

seriously...

cuz if I'm god, and i got all these powers and can make stuff... the first thing I'm doing is NOT making some naked dude with some shlongo...

I'm making a woman...

and not just one woman...

I'm making a LOT of naked women...

	01-09-2005 09:01									#48
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Preach it, brother Sava!

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quote: Originally posted by Guynemer Wouldn't that make God gay?

That's it. I'm starting a new religion that doesn't punish drunken women who flash...

Wanna buy a WWGGWD bracelet?

	01-09-2005 09:06									#50
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If God had any streak of mercy, he'd at least prevent the ugly women from flashing. That's not much to ask.

	01-09-2005 09:08									#51
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quote: Also I wonder if we'll be getting a similar statement from Osama bin Laden or al-Jazeera?

ALLAH DID IT
PRAISE ALLAH

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quote: Originally posted by lord of the mark I thought lousiana had one of the most conservative abortion laws on the books in the 50 states. Theyre one of the few places where if Roe v Wade were overturned, abortion really would become completey illegal. OTOH I can think of alot of other sins in New Orleans the fundies would have some issues with. Hell, NO was sort of the sin island in the deep south back to antebellum days. Doesnt anybody read Faulkner? Or Tennessee Williams? Maybe we need a literary rumble

I personally know one OB/GYN who moved to Louisiana from southeast Alabama because of his religious views (devout Catholic) on abortion, which, anecdotal though it may be, supports what you're saying.

	01-09-2005 09:26									#53
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Don't shrimp have tiny little fins on the ends of their tails?

	01-09-2005 09:29									#54
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They have shells, not scales.

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quote: Originally posted by Berzerker alot of these people on the left who dont research climate

I think you only have a characture understanding of what the left thinks.

	01-09-2005 09:40									#56
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These people are getting nuttier by the day, which seems to be logically impossible.

	01-09-2005 09:58									#57
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no fins nor scales in the waters= abomination

whatsoever hath not fins and scales= may not eat

So clearly scrimps aren't abominations, but we can't eat 'em anyways.

	01-09-2005 10:03									#58
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quote: Originally posted by Theben no fins nor scales in the waters= abomination whatsoever hath not fins and scales= may not eat So clearly scrimps aren't abominations, but we can't eat 'em anyways.

For the Lord thy God is a jealous God, and wants all the shrimp for Himself...

	01-09-2005 10:14									#59
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Deuteronomy was right about them not being clean, tho. Cleaning them things sometimes is a *****.

	01-09-2005 10:32									#60
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Wait, so why didn't Katie flatten my city then?