02-09-2005 04:08									#1
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My mum keeps forwarding me those stupid chain emails, falling for those stupid reasons to forward **** that must appeal to morons, mushy ****, virus warnings, virus warning warnings, clearly started by people not smart enough to write viruses, yet wanting to inconvience people with pointless spam in their mailbox.

quote: Today is a gift. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.

Or you've just helped spam up the internet

Anyway I don't read them but skim over to count the number of times the body has been fw:quoted and the number of AVG email virus scanner messages, this is helpful to measure the depth of stupidity on the internet , anyway this little "gem" was in this .

What kind of sicko sends out this ****?

Note: Before you say something about blocking images by default, these images are embedded **** and not externally linked. To get the link posted above I had to (with a heavy heart) google image search for "tiger bouncing on tail". God bless google.

	02-09-2005 04:13									#2
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my mum downloads zip files from unknown adresses

	02-09-2005 04:21									#3
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What's sick about Tigger?

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful chaps
They're loaded with vim and with vigor
They love to leap in your laps
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one

Tiggers are wonderful fellahs
Tiggers are awfully sweet
Everyone elses is jealous
And thats why I repeat

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is I'm the only one
Yes, I'm the only one
(Grrrrrr...)

	02-09-2005 04:26									#4
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I seem to get an inordinate amount of viagra related and "bigger is better" emails.

As a practicing paranoid, I find this extremely traumatic.

	02-09-2005 04:27									#5
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They know!

	02-09-2005 04:28									#6
	Re: Gah! Tramuatic emails! Support Apolyton, buy Alpha Centauri

Or you've just helped spam up this forum...

	02-09-2005 04:29									#7
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quote: Today is a gift. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.

	02-09-2005 04:30									#8
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No, I'm serious. If you'd like, I'll either forward them to you, or they can add you to their mailing list.

	02-09-2005 04:36									#9
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'yeah...my errrr...friend would like some penis enlargement and viagra pills...'

	02-09-2005 04:48									#10
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand No, I'm serious. If you'd like, I'll either forward them to you, or they can add you to their mailing list.

I use google mail, so they filter out the vast majority of my spam.

	02-09-2005 04:51									#11
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand I seem to get an inordinate amount of viagra related and "bigger is better" emails. As a practicing paranoid, I find this extremely traumatic.

Even more disturbing slow is that i have a junk email box full of the same emails. I am sure i dont have the equipment these emails are meant for

	02-09-2005 05:11									#12
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@ Mrs. Tuberski

My e-mail filters actually work fine at getting rid of the viagra and penis enlargement crap. The problem is when the spammers subvert our friends and family! It's like making a perfect vampire defense, only to have your roommate invite the vampire in! ... I use strange analogous.

	02-09-2005 08:31									#13
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Then filter out your friends and family as well

	02-09-2005 09:06									#14
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I have a relative that does the same thing.

I think the same person writes these emails, they all have the same style.

	02-09-2005 10:33									#15
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I have a (male) friend from Chile who keeps sending me this stuff. And one (female) historian from the Canary Island who once had a paper published in the journal I'm editor of, and now she keeps sending the editor poor-cancer-victim chain mails etc.

	02-09-2005 10:42									#16
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Man, I never get any of those penis enlargement emails. Kinda feel left out.

	02-09-2005 13:03									#17
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara They know!

*bangs fist on desk*