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What's the worst part? (Time out:0 days after 02-09-2005, 18:07)
The x-rays
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Guynemer is offline Guynemer
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What's the worst part of going to the dentist? Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Well?

Answer the question!

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the dentist forgetting to put on gloves...
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Say ahhh.

Ahhhhhhhhh.

Say ahhh!

Ahhhhhhhhh.

Say AHHH!

Ahhhhhhhhh!

Now, SPIT!
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how about finding your pants unzipped when you wake up from the gas, a la seinfeld? or was that shirt untucked?
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"I think I was tucked!"
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now that I think of it, I think I forgot to make my 6 month appt for the dentist in 2003 and I haven't been back since...

oh well

never had a cavity in my life
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Mr. Thirsty. Oh, I hate that so badly.
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The bill(s).
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What, you forgot about The Drill.

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What's the worst part of going to the dentist?


The part where the dentist shouts "Mommy! Mommy!" as he positions the drill in my mouth with one hand while holding a gas mask over his mouth with the other..

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everything about the hygenist.

my hygenist is attractive, but ouch, shes not gentle.
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The rubber dam-thing to keep the tooth they're working on dry. I tell em if they cant do the work without it I'll find another dentist who can.
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What, you forgot about The Drill.


Hopefully that's not part of a routine dental appointment.
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Guynemer is an anti-dentite bastard

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The waiting

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The week before the appointment.

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finding an NHS one in this country, they're as rare as rocking horse **** atm. :/
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The waiting


Yeah, that too.

The looks on their faces is always a plus when I've gone ballistic after waiting an hour (after the appointment time) for the privilege of giving them my custom. They seem so genuinely surprised that anyone could be angry.
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drilling. "you won't feel a thing"
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THE ****ING PAIN
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oh, and that "can You open your mouth a bit wider?" question.
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The fees.

Come on! Lower the unemployment benefits or something and treat dental care like any other sort of medical care!
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Defently the bills...

As a close second is the noise of that drill thingy, for some reason it freaks me out more than the drilling

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The tartar hook... but aside from that, not bad.
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Guy: Doctors must make for the worst patients.
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I'm English, so I don't go to the Dentist :toothlessgrin:
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Guy: Doctors must make for the worst patients.


I was really quite agreeable.

But when she busted out that sonic water pick straight outta Uzbekistan, and my entire head was vibrating to the resonance frequency of that Marquis de Sade relic, I wished for the sweet release of death.
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I'm not sure.

Either it's the highspeed drill hitting an unsedated nerve or it's the slow drill that make your cranium resonate.
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That suction device. I don't like things sucking at parts of my body.

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When I was in boot camp I used to fall asleep when they were working on my teeth. That's how little sleep you get in boot camp. I feel asleep so easily. Staying awake during the classrooom sessions was near impossible.

the dentist would put that little block thing in my mouth to keep it open while I caught up on some . I liked going to the dentist in boot camp.
 
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