03-09-2005 23:02									#1
	Will Finland elect T. Striker's favorite straight thuggin' gangsta to the Parliament? Remove this text

That's right - Pikku G, the whitest rapper ever*, is going to pop a cap in the ass of everyone** who doesn't vote for him in the next Parliamentary election in 2007, when he's 20 years old. He's running from the lists of the Centre Party, which mainly stands for pretending that Finland is still the agricultural country it was 50 years ago and supporting whatever positions it takes to get those subsidies to those farmers.



That's G and Prime Minister Vanhanen, of the Centre Party (THE PRIME MINISTER IS THE TALLER ONE)

*: Technically, there could be some White Power rapper who raps about how much he loves Hitler and wishes for RAHOWA, and that would be the whitest rapper ever, but I haven't encountered any yet

**: He doesn't actually pop any caps in anyone's ass, he's a socially conscious Pentecostal!

	03-09-2005 23:07									#2
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The scary thing is, he could actually make it with the votes of Karpela (they're both running from the Uusimaa district). In 2007 Finland could have Vanhanen as a President, Karpela as a PM and Pikku G as a MP.

EDIT: To the 95% of readers who wonder who Karpela is, she is an ex-model who got to parliament mostly by spreading her legs in front of the right men. She is now the Finnish minister of culture, and her most high-profile suggestion during the last three years has been buying expensive censorship-filters (which are very useful, as we all know, filtering roughly 1% of all the porn sites on web) into every publicly used internet-PC with taxpayers' money.

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	03-09-2005 23:27									#3
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A Pentecostal rapper? What's the world coming too?

Would Uusimaa = Nyland?

	03-09-2005 23:34									#4
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suddenly, arnold schwarzenegger as governor doesn't look so ridiculous... well... no... it still does, it just makes finland look more ridiculous I guess.

	03-09-2005 23:40									#5
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I would've thought threads with Ted Striker's name in the title were a bit passé by now.

	03-09-2005 23:42									#6
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Those clothes are not part of "keeping it real". You've let down the hood Pikku.

	03-09-2005 23:59									#7
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Going to politics seems to be the latest fad among rappers here. This guy here tries to get himself as the youngest president ever. Nothing wrong with it, he can try as long as he wants, just remembered while reading this thread.

	04-09-2005 00:18									#8
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Rap is a typically pollitical medium. At least it isn't pop singers and movie stars trying to be president.

	04-09-2005 00:29									#9
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quote: Originally posted by General Ludd Rap is a typically pollitical medium. At least it isn't pop singers and movie stars trying to be president.

Give it a couple decades, and you'll have Jessica Simpson as presidential candidate.

	04-09-2005 00:34									#10
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To be fair, could she have done a worse job with Katrina than Bush has done?

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quote: Originally posted by Stefu That's right - Pikku G, the whitest rapper ever*, is going to pop a cap in the ass of everyone** who doesn't vote for him in the next Parliamentary election in 2007, when he's 20 years old. He's running from the lists of the Centre Party, which mainly stands for pretending that Finland is still the agricultural country it was 50 years ago and supporting whatever positions it takes to get those subsidies to those farmers. That's G and Prime Minister Vanhanen, of the Centre Party (THE PRIME MINISTER IS THE TALLER ONE) *: Technically, there could be some White Power rapper who raps about how much he loves Hitler and wishes for RAHOWA, and that would be the whitest rapper ever, but I haven't encountered any yet **: He doesn't actually pop any caps in anyone's ass, he's a socially conscious Pentecostal!

That nigga Pikku G is going to roll the mufahs into the ground getting all government on they azz and sheit.

WORD UP.

This is very strange. What are his chances of winning?

	04-09-2005 04:20									#12
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quote: Originally posted by Winston I would've thought threads with Ted Striker's name in the title were a bit passé by now.

Coming from you that warms my heart.

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Me too!

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best...username...ever

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The censoring on the vagina is just freaking hillarious, btw. It's great to have DLs posting scat porn for us to make fun of. We regular logins lead such a boring existence.

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quote: Originally posted by Guynemer To be fair, could she have done a worse job with Katrina than Bush has done?

She'd giggled during the speech to express her empathy with the victims.

	04-09-2005 04:42									#18
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Well, Bush expressed his empathy by mentioning how much he was looking forward to hanging out on Trent Lott's reconstructed porch.

I'd call that a wash.

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quote: Originally posted by Guynemer Well, Bush expressed his empathy by mentioning how much he was looking forward to hanging out on Trent Lott's reconstructed porch.

	04-09-2005 04:53									#20
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Hand to God, dude. Saw it with my own two eyes on CNN.

	04-09-2005 07:39									#21
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quote: Originally posted by General Ludd Rap is a typically pollitical medium. At least it isn't pop singers and movie stars trying to be president.

Well, it's Pikku G. His lyrics are about how much he loves his parents and his neighbourhood, IIRC.

	04-09-2005 08:12									#22
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Sounds like a good starting point for a political leader to me. Respect for elders and pride in where you live.

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err...maybe you din't catch the fact that it's PIKKU G....only Stefu's friends from the I.P.C. subculture could be worse...

	04-09-2005 09:49									#24
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A Finnish rapper? I dunno, I don't feel all that impressed with a rapper named after a Pokemon.

	04-09-2005 10:04									#25
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quote: This is very strange. What are his chances of winning?

Even thought Finland has elected all sorts of retarded celebrities in to the Parliament before, I'd say the chances of him getting a seat were pretty slim. But nothing's impossible! His main hurdle is that his main audience won't be of voting age even in 2007. Of course, it's possible that OzzyKP succeeds in beginning a GLOBAL YOUTH RIGHTS REVOLUTION and lowers the voting age, opening the door for new sterling statesmen like G.

	04-09-2005 16:34									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu *: Technically, there could be some White Power rapper who raps about how much he loves Hitler and wishes for RAHOWA, and that would be the whitest rapper ever, but I haven't encountered any yet

Your prayers have been answered - do a google search for "neo-hate."

	04-09-2005 17:28									#27
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quote: Originally posted by General Ludd Rap is a typically pollitical medium. At least it isn't pop singers and movie stars trying to be president.

What about Mr. Reagan?

quote: Originally posted by OzzyKP A Finnish rapper? I dunno, I don't feel all that impressed with a rapper named after a Pokemon.

Whut? Pikku G would be Lil'G... Maybe Lil'Geodude, but...

I have a key-chain like that.

Good thing I don't even have the chance to vote him.

	04-09-2005 17:36									#28
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quote: Well, it's Pikku G. His lyrics are about how much he loves his parents and his neighbourhood, IIRC.

Pikku G. just gained respect in my book

	04-09-2005 17:43									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Tattila the Hun What about Mr. Reagan?