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Lancer
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Oregon Coast, USA! or Bohol, Philippines!
Apr 1999
time: 05:31
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Heresson, have a frog joke for you.
There's this fella. He's 85 years old, in a rowboat, in a pond, fishing all by himself. The birds are chirping, the zephers swirl patterns in the water that make the sunlight dance and sparkle. There is peace upon the land and a bobber in the water as the old fellow nods his head and is about to snooze, when he clearly hears the words "pick me up". Startled, he looks about but sees nothing, noone. Then again "pick me up". He looks down at the water and there upon a lilly pad is a frog. He says to the frog "are you talking to me?" The frog replies, "yes, if you pick me up and give me a kiss I'll turn into a beautiful girl and be yours, whatever you want. Well, the fella thinks on that for a few moments, then picks up the frog and places it carefully in his shirt pocket. The frog, surprised, says, "hey, didn't you hear what I said?" The man replies, "yes, but I'm 85 years old, I'd rather have a talking frog."
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