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bipolarbear is offline bipolarbear
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There is no Jesus Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

http://www.jhuger.com/kisshankbutt.php

I think this is a funny little linky.
CyberShy is offline CyberShy
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it's a nice wannabe parody on christianity.
Though unfortunately the author of this (well known) story doesn't know christianity at all, which is quiet important if you want to write a parody.

I could write a better parody, but I won't

Blake is offline Blake
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Some of the other stuff there is more entertaining IMO.
Last Conformist is offline Last Conformist
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How dare you doubt the existence of Hank's butt?!?

CyberShy is offline CyberShy
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The problem is that our current understanding of "believing in God" or "believing in Jesus" is that we have to believe that God or Jesus exists.

Remember that in the old days nobody was doubting the existance of God. Everybody believed in God(s).

Have faith in God is a better prhase to use.
I don't have faith in a God I have never experienced. A God that comes with no proof of existance.
I do have faith in a God that I live with everyday. I'm sure he exists and I have faith in Him.

It's not like I have to kiss a butt that I never saw before.
Wernazuma III is offline Wernazuma III
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Remember that in the old days nobody was doubting the existance of God. Everybody believed in God(s).


Which is, of course, not true but was frequently used to prove the existance of God (Everyone believes in him=he exists).

There have always been people who did not believe in a supreme being, otherwise no Egyptian would have looted royal tombs. Then remember Anaxagoras, Skeptics, etc.
Spiffor is offline Spiffor
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Cybershy: it's not a parody of Christianty, it's more of a parody of the zealots who try to convert people, and who have no critical thinking about what their local priest is saying.
chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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It's a parady of all religions.
Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
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Put an end to popups!

That's an oldie, but it still has bites.
Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
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Inflate your Upload Space

They say it's the soft version. Where's the real one? It'S not there.
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