13-09-2005 00:19									#1
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IMO, Mondays go by faster than any other day of the week.

I'm tired of hurricanes and tropical storms.

I think gas should have price controls placed on them, and that price should be higher than it is now.

I don't know why swiss cheese has holes, and I don't really care to find out.

I slipped on the stairs saturday night while taking my daughter up stairs to dress her. I hurt my toe pretty bad, and spilt my beer. New rule; when holding the baby, hold nothing else. However, I was happy that I chose to protect her instead of myself or my beer.

Monkey!!!

I overuse the smiley

Is overuse one or two words?

Chili + Hot Dogs = much yummy in my tummy

Prison Break is on tonight, and while the first two episodes were great I feel myself losing interest, and they better get it back or I will just stop watching it turn the game on.

The WPGA is getting a lot more fun to watch since they started getting some hotties on the tour... They should get more, and they should be topless, and play with the sprinklers on!

Beer is good. - FACT!

Monkey!!!

I don't know what to make for diner tonight.

	13-09-2005 00:21									#2
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I wouldn't even watch topless golf.

	13-09-2005 00:23									#3
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That's sad

	13-09-2005 00:25									#4
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Golf is just that bad.

Of course if they weren't playing golf, but like jumping on trampolines or something, then I'd watch.

	13-09-2005 00:29									#5
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I have beer, but only one bottle

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Assumptions derives from facts, but facts never derive from assumptions. - SC

When one goes with two arms, he is never without a hug. - SC

Rats leave the shinking ship, only to drown first. - SC

	13-09-2005 00:41									#7
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If more is less and less is more, you automatically lose, because do you want more of less, or less of more? Exibit A that the one who invented english was communist.

	13-09-2005 00:47									#8
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Why do cars drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

	13-09-2005 01:19									#9
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My cousin can eat one of them giant pickles from the inside out, through a hole the size of a dime.

	13-09-2005 01:29									#10
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Here's a fact for you Japher. One day, I'd say in the next 10 years, when I've finally found my path, that is undoubtetly extremely succesful, I will invite you somewhere. This will be likely in the US. Because I have some great real estate there then, or I'm looking for one. It will be free boozing, and free everything then. I will plan a great weekend, and invite lots of people. Yes this I have promised to do few years ago and I still intend to do this.

Everyone is invited, except General Ludd.

	13-09-2005 01:42									#11
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Q is the only letter that doesn't appear in the name of any US federal state.

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quote: Originally posted by Ecthy Q is the only letter that doesn't appear in the name of any US federal state.

Which is just one more piece of evidence added to the already overwhelming case for annexing Qba and making it the 51st state.

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quote: Originally posted by Ecthy Q is the only letter that doesn't appear in the name of any US federal state.

Iraq

	13-09-2005 01:55									#14
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Not officially a state, but Solomalaria has the solution

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Swiss cheese has holes because the bacteria that cheesify it create gas pouches.

Corned beef is called corned beef because the process of brining the meat is done with corns of salt--or in other words, rocks of salt.

	13-09-2005 02:02									#16
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I'm wearing grey socks today.

	13-09-2005 02:05									#17
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A-ha! Today I slept till afternoon, and put on the boxers, only to remove them imimdiately and to think hard, did I wear these yesterday? I wasn't sure, so I had to do what any man in my position would do and sniff them. After second sniff, I still wasn't sure. So I put them on.

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It is incredably boring when you study only three subjects to A2 level, especially when Chemistry is piss easy.

And the application process via UCAS is a waste of time, and I resent having to put so much infomation about my family, and not myself, in the forms.

	13-09-2005 02:58									#19
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>IMO, Mondays go by faster than any other day of the week.
This is because the entire morning is spent half-asleep and still in weekend mode. By the time you wake up enough to notice what is going on, the day is nearly over.

>I'm tired of hurricanes and tropical storms.
Lobby the president. CO2 -> hot climate -> hot water -> more storms

>I don't know why swiss cheese has holes, and I don't really care to find out.
I do. It's an interesting story of european trading. I don't really care to relate it.

>New rule; when holding the baby, hold nothing else. However, I was happy that I chose to protect her instead of myself or my beer.
A better rule would be when holding the beer, hold nothing else.

>Is over use one or two words?
two

>The WPGA is getting a lot more fun to watch since they started getting some hotties on the tour... They should get more, and they should be topless, and play with the sprinklers on!
And lose the balls. That way more camera time can be spent on the players.

>Why do cars drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Context.

	13-09-2005 03:09									#20
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Overuse should be one word.

	13-09-2005 08:18									#21
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There are idiots everywhere.

	13-09-2005 08:28									#22
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I've heard of random jokes coming from Japher, but random THOUGHTS!?

	13-09-2005 08:37									#23
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There was this guy who claimed to find brain waves in lime gelatin.

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quote: Originally posted by Japher Monkey!!!

QFT

	13-09-2005 08:48									#26
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Now batting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota.

	13-09-2005 09:59									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger There are idiots everywhere.

Yup.

	13-09-2005 10:09									#28
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger There are idiots everywhere.

wait i already said that

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quote: Originally posted by Solomwi Which is just one more piece of evidence added to the already overwhelming case for annexing Qba and making it the 51st state.

Surely you mean Quebec.

I'd love to see that happen. They would undermine everything you stand for.

	13-09-2005 10:18									#30
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon Surely you mean Quebec. I'd love to see that happen. They would undermine everything you stand for.

Nope, I'd rather have the Qban commies and leave the Quebecois for you guys. It's part of our secret long-term annexation plan... divide and conquer.