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Asher
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Calgary, Alberta
Nov 1999 time: 22:37
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quote: Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Chewbacca tactics?
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It's derived from the Chewbacca defense.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense
quote: Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself!
But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: Ladies and gentlemen this [pointing to a picture of Chewbacca] is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! (Background: Damnit! What? He's using the Chewbacca defense!) Why would a Wookiee—an eight foot tall Wookiee—want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!
Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.
If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. |
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Jack_www
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I have close to LA, and everthing is fine. People that I know that live in LA told me that the power was only off for about 20 to 30 minutes for them. Power is already starting to be restored to the city. The only real thing that I saw that it affected was that since the power went out it messed up all the traffic lights and many are now 4 way stops. Thus creating some traffic jams. Other than that everything is fine where I am at.
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