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MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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I am the king of Iowa . . . . . . Increase Your PM Length

bow before me, and give me expensive, precious gifts.
Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
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Guynemer already started the silly thread for today, copycat
MrFun is offline MrFun
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You mean Guynemer is claiming to upsurp my reign over Iowa!?
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Iowa...Iowa...so familiar...
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Iowa? Pffffttt. You can have it.

Michigan. It's like Iowa, only with hills. And trees. And water. And people.
MrFun is offline MrFun
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Iowans are pretty smart -- we nuke our own ground water supply with tons of fertilizer, tighten the Mississippi River up some more to make floods worse, and lack a thriving URBAN culture and then wonder why we can't attract more people to settle in this state.




Ok, ok -- there are some good things about my home state -- the quality of education for starters. And if I'm not mistaken, our violent crime rate pales in comparison to other states.
Sava is offline Sava
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Mar 2001
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I thought u lived in Illinois now?
MrFun is offline MrFun
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I do -- right across the river from Iowa.
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quote:
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I do -- right across the river from Iowa.


so the false "king" of iowa lives in ILLINOIS




YOU SHALL BE REMOVED FROM YOUR THRONE!
MrFun is offline MrFun
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Tired of ads?

You didn't use enough rolling eyes smilies with which to substantiate a legitimate removal from my throne.

Besides, I am an absentee king.
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Mar 2001
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I would have done a cut and paste massive smiley bomb, like I do on eventis, but poly has a limit for smilies...

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LIMITS ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN!!!!!!!


What's this? SUPERCITIZEN being cowed by rules made by whimpy mods?
Thorn is offline Thorn
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May 1999
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Hey Mr, fun you ready for a good time?

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quote:
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Hey Mr, fun you ready for a good time?



er . . . . . . .



no
mrmitchell is offline mrmitchell
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Take it, no one wants that dump anyway.

Damn corn field hoodlums.
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Take it, no one wants that dump anyway.

Damn corn field hoodlums.


You're just resentful ever since that day you got lost in a cornfield maze that was way too easy for most other people.

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Mar 2001
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dammit, I just tried flooding this thread with smiley images... that didn't work...
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quote:
You're just resentful ever since that day you got lost in a cornfield maze that was way too easy for most other people

Hey guys, I think MrFun is trying to use a classic defense mechanism

Projecting his own failures onto others

Had an issue with a cornfield maze in the past buddy? It's ok, you can let us know...

(loser)
Thorn is offline Thorn
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YOU REJECT ME!!! NOW YOU WILL PAY!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ok j/k, I like being a drama queen.... but that's about the only queenish I get. :/
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Just kidding. We all love you here MrFun.

Thorn? Ever listen to Queen? Maybe you could get "queenish" that way...
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er . . . . . . .



no




I know it's MrFun, but taken in context, that was one of the funniest posts I've seen in a while.
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Hey guys what happened to the Iowan hockey team?

They drowned in spring training

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queens and kings in the same thread oh my dont think the king is gonna live

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MrFun is offline MrFun
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Just kidding. We all love you here MrFun.


I could use some loving these days.

No, not necessarily, the wham, bam, thank you man, kind of "love."

MrFun is offline MrFun
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quote:
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queens and kings in the same thread oh my dont think the king is gonna live



Are you dissing my royal lineage?

Mrs. Tuberski is offline Mrs. Tuberski
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quote:
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Are you dissing my royal lineage?

no babe u are fabulous

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quote:
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queens and kings in the same thread oh my dont think the king is gonna live


Hell, in the same poster.
Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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Oct 2001
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quote:
I am the king of Iowa . . . . . .


I'm sorry...
 
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