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ah, yes, the statue which they build to attract more nomads joining their brothers. The funny pile of stone they proudly call a statue.
Thank you for the reminder.
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Golden Bear
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Feb 2002 time: 21:37
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Well, yes, yes, of course we all tremble in fear at the thought of the approaching Horde. Tremble, tremble.
And we have seen the nice propaganda painting that your captured artisans made.
However, I have heard, mind you I would not think this myself, but I have HEARD that even the denizens have taken to calling that pile of rubble, "Old pigeon trap."
Apparently they feel (not I, I hasten to assure you) that the, err, statue, has been so covered by the slimy effuscence of BOH dinners-to-be that locals are calling it "SOC" rather than "SOZ."
Of course, I am only relating these stories to you, good friend Paddy, so that you may take appropriate actions regarding your starving serfs... forgive me, your cheerful populace.
Your good friend as always,
Golden Bear
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Rubychaser
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Dec 2003 time: 16:37
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quote: Originally posted by Golden Bear
Well, yes, yes, of course we all tremble in fear at the thought of the approaching Horde. Tremble, tremble.
And we have seen the nice propaganda painting that your captured artisans made.
However, I have heard, mind you I would not think this myself, but I have HEARD that even the denizens have taken to calling that pile of rubble, "Old pigeon trap."
Apparently they feel (not I, I hasten to assure you) that the, err, statue, has been so covered by the slimy effuscence of BOH dinners-to-be that locals are calling it "SOC" rather than "SOZ."
Of course, I am only relating these stories to you, good friend Paddy, so that you may take appropriate actions regarding your starving serfs... forgive me, your cheerful populace.
Your good friend as always,
Golden Bear |
Your manners need work. ####################. Time for you to portray the same approach in your public speech. If you choose to insult the Horde, our works and wonders, do not come crawling around with flattery and sweet words in your private messages.
Your pressence has never been seen in our capital, so do not share your stories of falsehood. Your nation is the one that is at war with mine, and I look to the day when you are gone from this place.
You say our population is starving, in that you are so correct, they starve for the sight of your leadership nailed to the crosses of justice.
Where is your courage, stuck in your quill I assume. Or do you have the might of a sword and shield?
If not, be gone with your insolence.
If so, bring forth your legions, and let us do battle 
I am Ruby Chaser, Brigadier General of the Rock Hound Brigade
Khanate Prince of Death Valley Province
Golden Bear, my Brigade stands ready to meet you in battle
My Province is that closest to your nation.
If you have the courage to back up your words, I am ready.
Last edited by Rubychaser on 20-09-2005 at 06:57
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Golden Bear
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Feb 2002 time: 21:37
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Fine sir, I apologize humbly for any misunderstanding. We are not a warlike people. I was indeed merely attempting to help your powerful nation.
Our work is for all people, not just for ourselves.
We do indeed tremble at the mere mention of your name.
And indeed I may have seen your capitol as I wandered this land of wonder before finding my home.
But a thought does occur to this small and humble person. Have you nothing to offer except threats? Our philosophers suggest, not that this could apply to you, but they do suggest that one so violent in their assertions of superiority might be, how shall I put this nicely, umm, compensating for something else they lack.
As you say, my quill is perhaps the only tool I have available and I have no deception to myself about how small or mighty a weapon it might be. No, we are not worth your notice at all. We are mice where you are lions! (Lions are big creatures with huge teeth, in case you have not been told of them yet).
Please never mistake our true affection for your mighty selves.
I bow, I scrape, I prostrate myself before your mightiness.
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