15-09-2005 20:20									#1
	OMG! Serb is back!!! And now he is awarded by your capitalist society!!! Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

Hi,
My dear Capitalist friends!
First of all, I would like to thank FG for coming back from the dead. It's nice to see you among alive pall! (You are ****ing bustrad btw. Nobody can joke like this.)
Secondly, LOTM, I heard you miss me. I'm deaply touched. Oh no, I'm crying. It can't be.
Thirdly, I'm teribbly proud that your (to some extend) western society finally realised my talents.
Today I've been awarded by the Paradox medal as the best writer of AAR for HOI2 in Russia.
(To our American friends: Russia is beyond the lake and populated by more than 140+ million of people)
To be honest I've been awarded by Russian publisher of all Paradox games in Russia (Snowball Interactive) for my HOI2 Greek AAR. So, actually your so-called advanced society can't understand my humor. But if you by chance can speak Russian (damn good skill is required actually including slang ) read about my achievments on the site of the exclusive Russian publisher of Paradox games here:

http://news.snowball.ru/


Anyhow the PARADOX medal is always the PARADOX medal!

Go ahead. Sue me!


Oh, my precious!!!

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	15-09-2005 20:51									#3
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Where's the AAR itself?

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Never mind, found it.

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with CIV4 coming soon all the old dudes who don't know how to spam good are coming out of their holes of RL or SimCity4 or whatever....

	15-09-2005 20:55									#6
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Someone should translate for us. Ya gavaru ruski ploxha.

	15-09-2005 21:00									#7
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New level of nerd discovered.

	15-09-2005 21:20									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Eli Where's the AAR itself?

It's After Action Russian (report), silly.
Edited: Didn't speake Engleashe for to long, ma thougd 'where' is 'what'. Sorry I am.

	15-09-2005 21:22									#9
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I didn't understand a word of that!

	15-09-2005 21:23									#10
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KILL IT! KILL IT! BEFORE HE GETS STRONGER!!!

quote: our American friends: Russia is beyond the lake and populated by more than 140+ million of people

People? You call those people, I don't think they even drink Coca-Cola or each McDonalds.

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quote: Originally posted by Japher with CIV4 coming soon all the old dudes who don't know how to spam good are coming out of their holes of RL or SimCity4 or whatever....

Wow, infedels are here.
Go ahead blow some trucks or promote some infernior games. Not a big difference if you ask me.
Paradox games forever!
Common, shoot me. Do world a favor.

	15-09-2005 21:30									#12
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara Someone should translate for us. Ya gavaru ruski ploxha.

Impossible.
We Russians can't speak English like you, but you can't speak Russian like we do as well. It's all about the language barrier. Nobody can translate any humor from one languge to another properly.
All I can say is that I've won a best HOI2 AAR writer contest in my country. So I God damn proud.

	15-09-2005 21:32									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Serb It's After Action Russian (report), silly.

Anyway, it looks nice, but I never played HOI so I wont bother to actually read it. If it was EU2 though.

	15-09-2005 21:34									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka New level of nerd discovered.

I'm sorry my northern brother, but I have no idea what the **** nerd is. My fault I think.

	15-09-2005 21:42									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison I didn't understand a word of that!

No wonder. You don't speak Russian English.
Pitty boy.
Have you ever played any Paradox game? I know you did. But did you ever describe your advance as after action report (AAR) on about 100 pages or so? You have to try it. It's fun. Esp. if you win WW2 as Greece.
Hey Paik, if you hear me,
I've dedicated my AAR that brought me a medal to you. So, hi brother.

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quote: if you win WW2 as Greece

bloody hell!

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quote: Originally posted by Patroklos KILL IT! KILL IT! BEFORE HE GETS STRONGER!!!

Well, what can I say? The only thing I always say in such cases:

Come and get me mofo.

If you afraid you'll experience any problems with parking of your destroyer in the middle of Siberia, just PM me. I'll try to handle this problem. Fortunattely I believe that one shot of Russian surface to ship missile would be enough for that.

quote: People? You call those people, I don't think they even drink Coca-Cola or each McDonalds.

You call a brainwashed biomass that drinks Coca-Cola and eat McDonalds a people?

	15-09-2005 21:56									#18
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quote: Originally posted by VetLegion quote: if you win WW2 as Greece bloody hell!

No, it's a Paradox. That's why I love their games.

	15-09-2005 22:03									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Eli Anyway, it looks nice, but I never played HOI so I wont bother to actually read it. If it was EU2 though.

Have you read "Whither Spain?" ?

	15-09-2005 22:13									#20
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Hi, LOTM, I'm glad to see you too.

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quote: Originally posted by Eli Anyway, it looks nice, but I never played HOI so I wont bother to actually read it. If it was EU2 though.

Sorry Ia didn't gotta you quastion, sea my "edited" above please (wronga linka is being posted in my initial-la-la post).

If you need a direct link to my AAR just whistle.

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Congrats. Now Che will have someone to tell him he is a revisionist.

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You're welcome.
Actually I've annexed USA just after the Germany in 1940. So according my universe you are no longer exist and never should (should I also add "have" to make it past tense or whatever you call it in English? Anyone, please. I guess I should have, but I'm not sure).

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quote: Originally posted by Serb Hi, LOTM, I'm glad to see you too.

pee vyet, Serb. Kak de la?

	15-09-2005 22:35									#25
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SERB! It's me PAIKTIS!
Congratulations Married man and now an accomplished programmer

	15-09-2005 22:37									#26
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Hey serb did ya know we shot down one of your SU 27 today and your army is too scared to sneeze about it

	15-09-2005 22:52									#27
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Oh, yeah!
We're too God damn scared of your panzergreenaders with so fancy javelins.

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	15-09-2005 22:56									#28
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Lithuanians to shot down a fourth generation fighter? Yeah right, also in our news: Poles to launch a man on Mars; Egyptians are just a descendans of mighty Mongol King? Aliens among us? Is Bush a gay?

	15-09-2005 22:57									#29
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Oh forgot I have you on ignore

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quote: Originally posted by lord of the mark pee vyet, Serb. Kak de la?

I'm just fine.