29-12-2000 01:14									#121
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

I am very impressed. Good work, all of you! LOL!

Edit: Hmm. This looks a bit silly on its own on this page. Ah well.

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	29-12-2000 02:04									#122
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We all knew what you meant, Tau. That is a cute ti by the way. It will be hard to top Misotu...

2106 on to Alinestra.

	29-12-2000 07:58									#123
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(or maybe it's a cut tie?)

I go ogle now


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	29-12-2000 21:06									#124
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on to Misotu

	30-12-2000 02:34									#125
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Just for the record, I have nothing serious against Yang. Well ... I'm not fond of his neat, lilac ovaries and vile, seal raincoat.

But apart from that, we're best of pals.

2106 is off to RedFred

	30-12-2000 07:19									#126
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Hmmm...good ones Misotu, although they do bring rather unpleasant images to mind.

Please check the file you sent me and resend. Thanks.

	30-12-2000 08:33									#127
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Done. Sorry about the back-and-forth on email, hope you have the right file now ... e-vacillations are Misotu

All right. All right. I can hear the whimpers of people who can't stand it any more. I'm done anagramming

	30-12-2000 13:10									#128
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That file worked. Off to Alinestra.

	30-12-2000 16:34									#129
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Pah. You're just jealous because I've got my very own over-ground observation tower specially built at my recommendation for my own disposal, by the Chairman's Director of Urban Projects. Also, you just can't stand the fact that furthermore it has been rendered proof against mindworm attacks by smearing it with the highly acidic spittle of the Xenophidius Maximus, or Great PlanetSnake, which is a natural predator of the mindworms' fungal blooms, and the touch of which the mindworms shun if in small groups.

Therefore, I bid you all to cower and quail before my spit-covered tower, being as it is... (set phasers to pun)...

A SALIVAL ERECTION.

Turn 2107 sent to Googlie.

	31-12-2000 10:08									#130
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LOL - I'm speechless (well, not quite)

As in I recall a vote

but... we're not in Florida ...

ah well, I reason all active now

Turn to Misotu

(alas, vile reaction)



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	31-12-2000 00:22									#131
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I am surprised that Misotu didn't post her turn. Perhaps she is off thinking up more clever anagrams.

MY 2108 off to Alinestra.

	31-12-2000 00:31									#132
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Just to let you know - I've been coming back every day to this thread since this whole anagram thing started. What a must-read thread this is - absolutely hilarious. Well done everybody.
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	31-12-2000 01:24									#133
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Must ... resist ... further ... anagrams ...

Phew. Made it.

2107 is off to the Deft Proper Herd

	31-12-2000 01:32									#134
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Just saw your post RedFred - and you're right. Took a while to come up with anything at all ... you wouldn't consider changing your name to something with a more useful range of letters would you? Think of the possibilities of, say, Greville Courtney Bartholomew Smith. Or Timothy Clive Pumpernickel.

Food for thought, eh?

Hiya Mark

	31-12-2000 03:33									#135
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Turn 2108 sent to the man to whom I GO OGLE in the shower. We have successfully managed to create a chemical that stimulates both the pleasure centers in the brain amygdala and the oral enzyme production glands under the tongue. Not only that, but the drug has a tendency to cause dramatic weight loss in the test subject. We call it the Elsogen, so called because it generates "ELS", or

EROTIC LEAN SALIVA

I should probably get them to stop producing this drug since it's unethical but that will have to wait. The possibilities are just too tempting - you can end up with a lab full of attractively slim people who are literally drooling for sex. And we can't have that. Obviously.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to get back to the testing.

	31-12-2000 06:07									#136
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LOL.

Alas! vile creation! You're right. Most unethical. I shall organise a protest group immediately. This will corrupt the young and undermine the fabric of our society. And as soon as I have my hands on that free sample, I shall be able to plan our campaign. Course, might take a while to investigate just *how* dangerous and subversive this is. As in reveal coital implications

PS Allie, did you *choose* this name to be anagrammed??? You wouldn't believe some of the things I can get. Not printable here After all, who wants to talk anal erotica evils,? Or vain, clitoral ease?

	31-12-2000 07:48									#137
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

We have further endured a scandal in the top echelons of our peaceloving democratic government. The details are as yet sketchy, but they involve a certain Office, a certain Presidential politician, three Havana cigars simultaneously employed, and an intern.

When asked as to her motives or what she possibly had to gain, the intern merely replied

"OVAL" CLIENT, A RAISE.
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	31-12-2000 08:02									#138
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Dammit. And I was just composing my reply. The lavatories anagram was a stroke of sheer brilliance on your part.
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	31-12-2000 08:03									#139
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Double post. But I can use it to announce the shipment of 2108 to the Prophet.
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	31-12-2000 09:40									#140
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Can't see to type with the tears of laughter - go to play golf and come back to some more great anagrams

turn turned to Misotu

(Oh, and with New Year fast approaching, remember:

ale cars inviolate

- or if you are in the presbyterian part of Spain:

Ole...Calvinist area)

	31-12-2000 11:16									#141
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To Alinestra.

Note to self: do not play Scrabble for money against these three.

Misotu, as far as your suggestion on making my name more anagram friendly, feel free to call me "Crypt Tryst".

I guess if you get a diplomatic victory Alpha Centauri is a game where u chair a planet.

Whoops! A bit of a hardmanagram there.

	31-12-2000 16:17									#142
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Turn AXT029 to Googlie.

Misotu, I kneel before you, clasping you to me and bending my head in show of mute respect. For days I've been probing, palpating, and smacking my lips in my eagerness to come up with that elusive "clitoral" arrangement that was (infuriatingly!) almost on the tip of my tongue, but it took a woman of greater experience and more articulate oratory expertise to finally get her hand in, and point my ministrations in the right direction, etc. etc.

*dodges hurled vase*

Next in line we'll have a Bollywood feature about a singing Indian wrap, or AN ELITE VOCAL SARI. Or probably some over-hyped Nintendo game wherein you find A CO-STAR: EVIL ALIEN. Much more interesting is the Channel 5 documentary of a disturbed female: I, LAARA, INSECT LOVE, or the scathing political satire, NATO - A VILE ARSE-LIC. Perhaps we could call in the famous heterogendric Iguana Twins who will perform their family routine of high-quality, rated AA, LIVE ORAL INCEST?

Or for the ladies we could have a mastecticure. This is rather like a manicure or a pedicure, except that the body parts that the good doctor "looks after" are further north and not far from the lungs. I've tried it and can heartily recommend the CLEAN AREOLA VISIT.

*waits expectantly for applause*

*gets none*

*slopes off dejected*

Well, back to my old night job I guess.

Goodbye Apolyton. Now I CLEAN LAVATORIES.
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	31-12-2000 19:59									#143
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mute with admiration

2109 to Misotu

Googlie

(or in the persona of my Spartan Chronicles character,

Scott 'Googlie' Allardyce

	01-01-2001 03:35									#144
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LOL. I'm completely overwhelmed and totally stuck for an anagram. Plus, for some reason, my family expects me to spend time with them on New Year's Eve. They have no sense of priorities

All the best in the new millenium gang

(Oh yeah ... turn sent to the Cryptic Trysting One. Most helpful. Thanks. )

	01-01-2001 03:53									#145
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A happy new millenium to all, and a .sav to Alinestra.

	01-01-2001 04:33									#146
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Okay, the turn has been sent to Googlie.

I'm sitting at my PC in my rented student house, about 3 miles from my university, and it is the millennium.

In about two minutes, give or take a few seconds, it will be a new year.

This time next year, I won't be in this house or possibly even country.

This time next decade, I won't be likely ever to have a private New Year to myself, perhaps due to family concerns.

This time next century, there is nothing the doctors can do that would likely make me survive in flesh.

And by this time next millennium, there is nothing I can do that would likely allow the human race to commemorate my name, and allow me to survive in print.

So, I leave you with a small and clear little anagram that struck me, as I looked out the window and saw the shallow, windblown snows that surround me here in Durham.

Ice-still...

...A nova era.


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	01-01-2001 05:01									#147
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O, must I?

I guess so

2110 to Misotu

(And if we are teetotal this new year - or in that part of Spain....

all raise ovaltine

especially to preferred PHD



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	01-01-2001 06:28									#148
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And I echo RedFred's sentiments - wishing you all:

A Happy New Millennium.

-and let's hope our turns move faster in 2001......

ennui when I play MP, mal....

	02-01-2001 18:35									#149
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Well, this is a bad start to the new, fast-moving millenium. Sorry for the delay. For reasons which seemed pressing at the time but now elude me, I decided to stay up and see the dawn on 1 Jan. So no turns played at all yesterday

2110 is finally off to RedFred (not even time for an anagram, hotmail is refusing to accept more email for me until I free up some space!)

	03-01-2001 00:47									#150
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2AC. Sorry about the elephant-sized file, btw. My temporary license ran out on my zip utility so I used the other one which works only as a unzip utility for me. I expect to be back to normal by tomorrow.

The temp license must have been 30 days of use rather than 30 consecutive days. I'll shell out the $20 for the permanent version. Cheap so-and-so that I am I actually tried uninstalling it and then reinstalling it to see if I'd get another free month.