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Turn to Flubber.
RAdman, back off. I didn't start this stupid little war.
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Turn to Flubber.
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Pirate senior administration officals concede today to NNN that they have given up all hope of a peaceful resolution to this war, stating that the Drones are not willing to cease fire and attempt diplomatic resolution to what is being called the "Pearl Harbor" war, so named for the unprovoked attack on the Pirates by the Drones.
Captain Northswordsman noted that the Pirates did not attact the Drones, but were attacked as the result of the conflict between the Drones and the Gaians. The Pirates have broken off diplomatic relations with the Gaians, and made that fact aware to the treacherous foreman Radman, to little effect. Captain Northswordsman issued a statement as follows:
"Citizens of Planet, you are undoubtely aware of this unprovoked war of the Drones against the Pirates. The history of this war is well-known: that we were attacked without provocation because of our diplomatic relations with the Gaians, and not any actions by the Pirates. We have never wished ill-will toward the Drones. We have subsequently dissolved our pact with the Gaians, and made this fact known to the Foreman of the drones, who has not responded to that declaration. We have requested assistance from Prophet Skanderbeg, who has not replied to our request.
We are therefore dissolving our relationship with Prophet Skanderbeg, and declaring him "persona non-gratia", and have recalled our Ambassadors to the Cult. We ask Planet's citizens to intercede with the foreman for a resolution to this war of aggression, a war much like that of ancient Earth during the 1940's caused by an aggressive nation who shares much of the same philosophy as the Drones have demonstrated.
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Casper, Wyoming, USA
Mar 2001 time: 22:14
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Hi all:
Move 2209 on its way to Northswordsman!
Radman
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Meanwhile . . . . .
Reporters jammed into the State Department press room waiting for Secretary of State Stone to enter and field questions following Foreman's diplomatic response to the Pirates.
Upon entering, Secretary Stone gives a brief update on the situations and then states "I'll like to open this up to a few questions now." A reporter for Freedom Foundry's Free Press asks "Mr. Secretary, would you comment on Captain Northswordsman claim they were attacked without provocation." Secretary Stone quickly responded "That statement is entirely and ulterly false. In protecting our nation from the Gaian onslaught about to enter Drone territory, the Pirates unilaterially declared war upon the Drone nation after we bloodied the noses of the Gaians to protect ourselves. In no way, shape or form did we have the intent of hostilities against the Pirates until they declared unilaterial vendetta on us."
The DBN capital correspondent Joe Blow asked "Mr. Secretary, what about the statement on the unprovoked attack and the Pirates statement of being 'Pearl Harbored'?" "I'm glad you asked that question Joe. First, the statement is entirely correct except we were the victims as they declare vendetta on the Drone nation without any provocation. We declared war on them only after they declare vendetta on us and would not or could not call off the war dogs, the Gaians."
"Second, in regards to his reference to history of Earth in the early 1940's, the only applicable analogy that can be truely drawn, is that the Pirates in their vendetta against us indeed 'awoke a sleeping giant' when they declared war on the Drone nation." "One more question, then I must go."
Quickly, a reporter from Domei's Drone Daily interjected "Based on the statement by the Pirates, they indicate they broke off relations with the Gaians. What prompted the Pirates to at this point brake off relations with the Gaians?" The Secretary carefully choosing his words "Well, its like this, when the party's over you go home. What I mean by this, with the imminent closure of the "Green Weinee War", the Pirates evidently realized the party was nearly over. Finally, we have been keeping a careful eye on the Pirates once it became clear they were ready and preparing to use 'Dry Dock' as a base for infiltration. We continue to examine intelligence reports on secret technology transfer to the Pirates. Sueing for peace while obtaining military technology is inherently at odds with itself."
At that, Secretary Stone left followed by his group of secret service agents.
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NorthSwordsman
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Last turn to Flubber.
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Flubber
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With a view of the Rockies
Aug 2000 time: 22:14
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" let me see if I have this straight .. The drone nation killed a police unit that was standing on sovereign Hive territory because it MIGHT board a transport ?? Is this the same drone nation that has landed several probes directly on our lands and tried to sneak them deep into our territory. When we caught them,we returned them unharmed"
"yes chairman"
" Do they offer an apology or reparations of any kind ?"
"Their public note offered nothing sir but we have yet to be in contact with the units on site. They passed a private note and perhaps that is more specific as to how they intend to redress the issue"
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NorthSwordsman
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How goeth the war?
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